Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6979|Dallas

Superior Mind wrote:

Cougar wrote:

starman7 wrote:

Will we ever have realistic flying cars?
What should we do about our neighbors down south, who seem quite eager to horde over our borders uninvited?
Probably not unless we come up with some sort of new free energy.  The amount of fuel required to make something large enough to carry a person airborne would be unpractical on a large scale with current oil based energy situations. 


My personal opinion would be to put up a 15 foot tall wall with signs that warn "If you cross, we shoot.".  After the first 30 or so Mexicans get shot in the head I think they would slow down significantly.
like the wall in Verdun?
More like the Berlin Wall.  Minus the communists.
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|6837|Camp XRay

ok well last question sorry, anyways what is your fav song, movie, and porn star?
https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6979|Dallas

haffeysucks wrote:

Cougar wrote:

haffeysucks wrote:

Why is my English teacher such an idiot?
I don't guess he/she is too big of an idiot.  He/she managed to get through high school, college and get a job at your school. 

You're probably thinking of a lack of common sense.  In that case, most booksmart people lack common sense and vice versa.
Nope, she went to Brown U, and all she can say is, "I totally understand." and, "Yeah.  I think you got it."
Do I know your teacher?  Have I fucked her?  Then how in the hell am I supposed to know why some English teacher in England is a ditz?

She was born that way.  Final answer.
Brasso
member
+1,549|6844

Cougar wrote:

haffeysucks wrote:

Cougar wrote:


I don't guess he/she is too big of an idiot.  He/she managed to get through high school, college and get a job at your school. 

You're probably thinking of a lack of common sense.  In that case, most booksmart people lack common sense and vice versa.
Nope, she went to Brown U, and all she can say is, "I totally understand." and, "Yeah.  I think you got it."
Do I know your teacher?  Have I fucked her?  Then how in the hell am I supposed to know why some English teacher in England is a ditz?

She was born that way.  Final answer.
England?  Does Connecticut ring a bell?!  Anyway, show us some pictures of the tits.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6979|Dallas

Marlboroman82 wrote:

ok well last question sorry, anyways what is your fav song, movie, and porn star?
Alone In My Prison by Prozac Ltd

Shawshank Redemption or Citizen Kane.  To close to call.

Daniella Rush or Jenna Haze.  Also to close to call.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6907
IS sleep for fags? And have you ever commited an act of beastyality (interspecies erotica).
edit: u have 1234 karma LOL
edit: had

Last edited by Superior Mind (2006-10-16 18:43:44)

ATG
Banned
+5,233|6743|Global Command

Cougar wrote:

Go ahead, ask me a question, any question and I will give you the answers to how things really are.  Everyone is so tired of being politically correct, so I'm pulling out all the stops and I'm going to give you the cold hard and ruthless truths and answers you seek.

I know the answer to everything, so don't be shy.
Cougar,

Why are my man breasts the size of a hot 13 year old chick.

I'm otherwise fit, but always wear baggy   shirts, please help.

Signed;
big titted and discontent.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6979|Dallas

haffeysucks wrote:

Cougar wrote:

haffeysucks wrote:


Nope, she went to Brown U, and all she can say is, "I totally understand." and, "Yeah.  I think you got it."
Do I know your teacher?  Have I fucked her?  Then how in the hell am I supposed to know why some English teacher in England is a ditz?

She was born that way.  Final answer.
England?  Does Connecticut ring a bell?!  Anyway, show us some pictures of the tits.
Ohh shit, I had you confused with someone else.  13 pages of this has pretty much destroyed my attention to detail.

And no, you cannot see my fiancee's tits.
MonroStrongrod
Member
+4|6820|Sacramento, California
Why should I play BF2142?
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6979|Dallas

Superior Mind wrote:

IS sleep for fags? And have you ever commited an act of beastyality (interspecies erotica).
edit: u have 1234 karma LOL
edit: had
I try sleep at least 11 hours a day and I'm quite hetrosexual, so no.

Bestiality=No.
starman7
Member
+15|6939

ATG wrote:

Cougar wrote:

Go ahead, ask me a question, any question and I will give you the answers to how things really are.  Everyone is so tired of being politically correct, so I'm pulling out all the stops and I'm going to give you the cold hard and ruthless truths and answers you seek.

I know the answer to everything, so don't be shy.
Cougar,

Why are my man breasts the size of a hot 13 year old chick.

I'm otherwise fit, but always wear baggy   shirts, please help.

Signed;
big titted and discontent.
You may have to have surgery for that.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6979|Dallas

ATG wrote:

Cougar wrote:

Go ahead, ask me a question, any question and I will give you the answers to how things really are.  Everyone is so tired of being politically correct, so I'm pulling out all the stops and I'm going to give you the cold hard and ruthless truths and answers you seek.

I know the answer to everything, so don't be shy.
Cougar,

Why are my man breasts the size of a hot 13 year old chick.

I'm otherwise fit, but always wear baggy   shirts, please help.

Signed;
big titted and discontent.
Your body probably produces to much estrogen.  Take testosterone pills.  The extra hair you grow will cover that up.
starman7
Member
+15|6939
Unless you're just plain overweight like me... in that case, just wear the loose shirt.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6979|Dallas

MonroStrongrod wrote:

Why should I play BF2142?
You shouldn't.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6979|Dallas

starman7 wrote:

Unless you're just plain overweight like me... in that case, just wear the loose shirt.
I'm thinking the 220 hours of WoW, probably had something to do with that.
kessel!
Peruvian Cocaine
+261|6979|Toronto Canada
how can i improve my mental health?
starman7
Member
+15|6939
Hey... I regret the WoW... I did get overly obsessed with the game.

And damnit, stop lookin at my sig!
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6743|Global Command
My other problem, I have to have special briefs and/or boxers made as my jonson is the size of a blow up soft ball bat, slightly deflated.

1. from a profile, people think I'm a hot chick.
2. from the front, women confuse me with a elephant.


What to do?
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6722
Cougar,

I am currently in a mingle with this girl and want to know if i should

1. fuck her to next July
2. be romancey and cutie
3. be hard to get/hard to get on my hard on
4. fuck her men are better
5. Fuck her, then dump her for BF2
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6979|Dallas

kessel! wrote:

how can i improve my mental health?
Go outside and do something.  Go camping or fishing or something.  Stop taking anti-depressent pills (if your on them), those fucking things fuck you up more than you were before you started.  Get laid.  Alot.
BigmacK
Back from the Dead.
+628|6965|Chicago.
Is NASCAR a real sport?

Last edited by BigmacK (2006-10-16 18:54:00)

Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6979|Dallas

ATG wrote:

My other problem, I have to have special briefs and/or boxers made as my jonson is the size of a blow up soft ball bat, slightly deflated.

1. from a profile, people think I'm a hot chick.
2. from the front, women confuse me with a elephant.


What to do?
You live in Cali right?  Pursue a career in pornography.  Presto!  Now you're normal.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6979|Dallas

Canadianloser wrote:

Cougar,

I am currently in a mingle with this girl and want to know if i should

1. fuck her to next July
2. be romancey and cutie
3. be hard to get/hard to get on my hard on
4. fuck her men are better
5. Fuck her, then dump her for BF2
Combination of 1 and 2.  Just wear the bottom out of it until she starts getting crabby, then take her out all romantic like and buy her flowers, then wear the bottom out again for the next week.  Repeat on a weekly basis.
SGT.Slayero
Member
+98|6679|Life in a vacuum sucks
do u know everything?
kessel!
Peruvian Cocaine
+261|6979|Toronto Canada
thanks for the advice, i guess meth wasnt a good call after all

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