Why do we live life? Is there a reason?
No. But I've given someone herpes before.d4rkst4r wrote:
Do you have herpes?
Why make a thread like this?
I believe only Chuck Norris can do such a thing.....maybe Steven Segal.....so obviously you are as leet as they are.Cougar wrote:
No. But I've given someone herpes before.d4rkst4r wrote:
Do you have herpes?
Becuase in God's master plan, you were meant to be a prison bitch.Toilet Sex wrote:
Why did my penis fall off when I was 12?
sounds about right...Cougar wrote:
Because you aren't dead.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
how do you know god loves the infantry
I would be the biggest slut in the history of the world.Viller-Valle wrote:
This is just a sick thread But ok, what if you were a woman!?
w00tCougar wrote:
Becuase in God's master plan, you were meant to be a prison bitch.Toilet Sex wrote:
Why did my penis fall off when I was 12?
Do you have any soap I can use to, you know, "drop" on the floor?
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How come they used too much oil and viniger on my sandwich today?
No. Although, McNuggets are actually McNutsacks.[=][=]DADDYOFDEATH wrote:
is it true mcdonalds use only the finest cuts of poodle for their burgers?
Cougar's mom's so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone. I believe Cougar possesses the same power of disease distribution.Cougar wrote:
No. But I've given someone herpes before.d4rkst4r wrote:
Do you have herpes?
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Oh and where do I get the screech sex tape?
delivery or digiorno?
Why can't I find the motivation to go to my college classes? By the way, this is a friggin funny thread I love it.
LOL +1Cougar wrote:
Yes, but eventually you will burst a blood vessel in your cock and it will never get big again. After that, the only thing left for you to do is to become a democrat.137twozerosniper wrote:
would my penis really be bigger if i used a enlarger on it?
The force of the toilet seat slamming down on your balls creates a pressure that shoots semen through your inner tubes with such force that it cleans them. When this force hits the prostrate, it clears any blockage that may be there and the pressure continues through to the penis. Once the pressure reaches the penis, you may or may not piss blood and chunks of grey stuff and some people are really into that kind of thing.=KOKS=BETREZHEN wrote:
why does it feel sooo good to slam my nuts in the toilet seat??
Nisababytehaffeysucks wrote:
What's bigger than a brontobyte?
+ scat pornCougar wrote:
you may or may not piss blood and chunks of grey stuff and some people are really into that kind of thing.
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<3 win
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Unfortunatly that is classified. But what I can tell you is that it involved several razerblades, a coffee cup, a piar of sunglasses and a roll of duct tape.N.A.T.O wrote:
Tell us the steps involved when DonFck taught you how to be a man.
you say that like its a bad thingCougar wrote:
The force of the toilet seat slamming down on your balls creates a pressure that shoots semen through your inner tubes with such force that it cleans them. When this force hits the prostrate, it clears any blockage that may be there and the pressure continues through to the penis. Once the pressure reaches the penis, you may or may not piss blood and chunks of grey stuff and some people are really into that kind of thing.=KOKS=BETREZHEN wrote:
why does it feel sooo good to slam my nuts in the toilet seat??
To have sex and make more kids, so that they in turn can ask "Why do we live life? Is there a reason?" 20 years later and be answered in the same way.Fadediesel wrote:
Why do we live life? Is there a reason?
1. Be born.
2. Have sex (reproduce)
3. Die.
Life.
what would YOU do for a klondike bar?
Why name yourself after an eating utensil? Your answer is there.SaladForks wrote:
Why make a thread like this?
Irish Spring works well for that kind of situation. It's also good for getting rid of the smell afterwards.Toilet Sex wrote:
w00tCougar wrote:
Becuase in God's master plan, you were meant to be a prison bitch.Toilet Sex wrote:
Why did my penis fall off when I was 12?
Do you have any soap I can use to, you know, "drop" on the floor?
It wasn't oil and vinegar. It was semen and snot.cpt.fass1 wrote:
How come they used too much oil and viniger on my sandwich today?