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2006-10-05 00:20:08

#101

E7IX3R: is drunk and crazy; +216|6704|UK

2006-10-08 00:42:42

#102

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|6749|Oslo, Norway

Wilhelm> Hi
<Wilhelmsissener> ...
<LtVictim> hi
<Wilhelmsissener> oh noes a clone
<LtVictim> wtf?
<Wilhelm> lol
[ERROR] Ambiguous command, “g”, 4 commands match [goto-url, goto-url-external, goto-url-newtab, goto-url-newwin].
[INFO] Help is available from many places:
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- The IRC Help website <http://www.irchelp.org/> provides introductory material for new IRC users.
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- The ChatZilla Support Channel <irc://moznet/chatzilla> is always available to answer any further questions about ChatZilla.
<Wilhelmsissener> 2 mIRC thingeys?
<LtVictim> Opera + Chatzilla ftw!
<Wilhelm> hihi
=-= Wilhelmsissener is now known as LT
<LT> Ahh!
<LtVictim> you are teh spacial
<Wilhelm> what was the change name command again?
<LT> I got jacked
<LT> \nick
<LT> Other /
[ERROR] Ambiguous command, “q”, 3 commands match [query, quit, quote].
<Wilhelm> Ambiguous command, “q”, 3 commands match [query, quit, quote].
<LtVictim> sucks for you wilhelm
<Wilhelm> shut up bitch
<LtVictim> make ma
<LtVictim> *me
<Wilhelm> go die in a fire
<LtVictim> don't talk to me like that
<Wilhelm> fool!
<LT> You = Suck at Typing and changing windows
<Wilhelm> go die LT
<LtVictim>
<LT> Fool
<LT> Go die in a fire
<LtVictim> I pity you fool
<LtVictim> stupid impersonatpr
<LT> Atpr?
=-= LT is now known as Atpr
<LtVictim> noob
<LtVictim> lol
<Wilhelm> pwnerised
<Atpr> ...
<Wilhelm> haha
<LtVictim> everybody, point and laugh
<Wilhelm> LtVictim: do what he said
<Atpr> Everyone.. just who
<Atpr> Just you..
<Wilhelm> everyone -you!
<LtVictim> HAHA
=-= Atpr is now known as TheRealLtVictim
<Wilhelm> bitch
<Wilhelm> don't fucking take my name
<LtVictim> shit
<TheRealLtVictim> LOL
<LtVictim> DO NOT TAKE MY FUCKING NAME
<TheRealLtVictim> pwned
<LtVictim> ADMIN
<DaReJa> THATISSOFUCKINGLEET
<LtVictim> kick the impersonator

2006-10-15 04:52:04

#103

Raniak: Member; +8|6425

<preda> hehe my penis slowly rolling off my desk and when it falls off its going to hit my cat
<preda> err pen is

haha

2006-10-15 05:08:28

#104

Nutter130: Member; +1|6467|England

Raniak wrote:
<preda> hehe my penis slowly rolling off my desk and when it falls off its going to hit my cat
<preda> err pen is

LMAO, these quotes made my day, there so... random

2006-10-16 09:35:08

#105

[)r@ke: Member; +16|6668|Indiana

I love this.... he got the channel to kick its own text-bot! ROFL!

*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...

2006-10-16 09:42:16

#106

[)r@ke: Member; +16|6668|Indiana

Oh jesus, I think I just hurt myself laughing....

<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convienience store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

2006-10-27 01:26:53

#107

RaVeN.sco: Member; +15|6550|Scotland

[)r@ke wrote:
I love this.... he got the channel to kick its own text-bot! ROFL!

*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...

lmao

priceless

2006-10-27 01:47:49

#108

Chou: Member; +737|6807

<born1986> why the fuck isn't my disc drive working
<born1986> i fucking worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my fuckin drive ain't working
<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
<born1986> hell yes
<born1986> it was working fine yesterday
<born1986> why does this shit always happen to me?
<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<born1986> i havent touched it since school
<born1986> i'm growing impatient
<born1986> ANGRY even
<Z00ass> throw that shit out tha window

. . .

<born1986> OMG i fuckin did it!!!
<born1986> FUCK!!!!!
<Z00ass> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00ass> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<Z00ass>
<born1986> FUCK SHIT FUCK
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb

. . .

<born1986> shit
<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
<Z00ass>
<born1986> quite HARD
<born1986> and you know what?
<born1986> that fucking disk wasnt even there
<Z00ass> ???
<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
<Z00ass> lol
<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now

. . .

<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<born1986> brb

2006-10-31 11:15:17

#109

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|6749|Oslo, Norway

Chou wrote:
<born1986> why the fuck isn't my disc drive working
<born1986> i fucking worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my fuckin drive ain't working
<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
<born1986> hell yes
<born1986> it was working fine yesterday
<born1986> why does this shit always happen to me?
<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<born1986> i havent touched it since school
<born1986> i'm growing impatient
<born1986> ANGRY even
<Z00ass> throw that shit out tha window

. . .

<born1986> OMG i fuckin did it!!!
<born1986> FUCK!!!!!
<Z00ass> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00ass> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<Z00ass>
<born1986> FUCK SHIT FUCK
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb

. . .

<born1986> shit
<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
<Z00ass>
<born1986> quite HARD
<born1986> and you know what?
<born1986> that fucking disk wasnt even there
<Z00ass> ???
<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
<Z00ass> lol
<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now

. . .

<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<born1986> brb

2006-11-02 00:05:32

#110

destruktion_6143: Was ist Loos?; +154|6643|Canada

<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
<DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) ([email protected])
<PeteRepeat> fucking ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was

i wish i will b able to manipulate a situation like that in the future !

2006-11-03 16:40:16

#111

maef: Member; +67|6699|Tulln, Austria

Fresh from [ST6] Channel:

[01:21] Poseidon: I know i'm going to die for this one
[01:21] Poseidon: buuuuuuuuuuuuut
[01:21] Poseidon: DCC SEND "startkeylogger" 0 0 0
[01:21] *** guest has signed off IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer).
[01:21] *** Paranoia has signed off IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer).
[01:21] Poseidon: Damn that was worth it.
[01:21] * Poseidon runs
[01:25] *** locke[MC] has signed off IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer).
[01:27] *** [K|2]PitViper401 has left #SealTeam6Clan.
[01:27] Encoded: what that do
[01:28] Poseidon: Made people quit
[01:28] Poseidon: It's fun
[01:30] maef: and... how?
[01:32] Poseidon: Norton anti-virus thinks someone's adding a keylogger to your comp
[01:32] Poseidon: So
[01:32] Poseidon: It shuts down that program
[01:33] *** Poseidon has signed off IRC (G-lined (using the dcc exploit to annoy other people - http://www.gamesurge.net/aup/)).
[01:34] Encoded: LOL
[01:34] Encoded: omfg pwnt
[01:34] Encoded: ahahah
[01:34] maef: HAHAHAHA

2006-11-04 19:03:02

#112

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6554|Long Island, New York

Haha...atleast it was only for a day

2006-11-05 03:03:43

#113

SilentscoutIX: BF2s US Server Admin; +91|6404|Vancouver, BC, Canada

Lame posting a quote out of that which includes the code will get you banned for 24 hours... Oh well I had to go to sleep anyways. Guess this will keep me from slacking off and getting distracted from homeword tommorow.
I guess you found the noob to put it up didn't you DaReJa. lol

Last edited by SilentscoutIX (2006-11-05 03:05:21)

2006-11-05 03:09:27

#114

DaReJa: BF2s US Server Admin; +257|6643|Los Angeles, California, US.

SilentscoutIX wrote:
Lame posting a quote out of that which includes the code will get you banned for 24 hours... Oh well I had to go to sleep anyways. Guess this will keep me from slacking off and getting distracted from homeword tommorow.
I guess you found the noob to put it up didn't you DaReJa. lol

We told you not to post it though .

Battlelog: DaReJa
MyBFi/BF3i Admin

AKA DanielRJ
GameSurge IRC Network, Support Agent and Staff
Phuzion IRC Network, Support Director and Operator

2006-11-05 11:40:33

#115

SilentscoutIX: BF2s US Server Admin; +91|6404|Vancouver, BC, Canada

I honestly didn't beleive it would kick me if i was just posting the quote of all that Poseidon said and not just the command. Aparently I couldn't have been more wrong.

2006-11-05 11:42:24

#116

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6577|Southampton, UK

Great laugh tvm.

#207373 +(12516)- [X]

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

Last edited by Knightnifer (2006-11-05 11:44:27)

2006-11-05 20:16:51

#117

DaReJa: BF2s US Server Admin; +257|6643|Los Angeles, California, US.

SilentscoutIX wrote:
I honestly didn't beleive it would kick me if i was just posting the quote of all that Poseidon said and not just the command. Aparently I couldn't have been more wrong.

If only IRC worked that way .

Last edited by DaReJa (2006-11-05 20:23:51)

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GameSurge IRC Network, Support Agent and Staff
Phuzion IRC Network, Support Director and Operator

2006-11-05 22:34:00

#118

SilentscoutIX: BF2s US Server Admin; +91|6404|Vancouver, BC, Canada

Lol, I'll be back in *checks clock* five and a half hours approximatly. Although I doubt and sincerly hope I wont be up that late doing homework.

2006-11-07 03:29:38

#119

DaReJa: BF2s US Server Admin; +257|6643|Los Angeles, California, US.

[03:28] * Joins: zExz (~zexz@IPREMOVED)
[03:28] <Real|Indianscout> neither are you
[03:28] <+[MyIS]Indianscout> who is he then?
[03:28] <+[MyIS]Indianscout> Im lost
[03:28] <EA|IndianScout> you're Removed-To-Protect-Identity
[03:28] <+[MyIS]Indianscout> whos the real one again?
[03:28] * Quits: zexzus (~zexz@IPREMOVED) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

Last edited by DaReJa (2006-11-07 03:30:34)

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MyBFi/BF3i Admin

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GameSurge IRC Network, Support Agent and Staff
Phuzion IRC Network, Support Director and Operator

2006-11-07 04:50:01

#120

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|6782|UK

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

lol fucking funny.

2006-11-26 11:57:35

#121

BolvisOculus: Spagett!; +167|6635|Manitowoc, WI

<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

I thought it was pretty good.

2006-11-27 18:55:01

#122

mr.widdim: The Second Apostle Of Chuy; +78|6721|Flaming_Maniac = pwnd.

See meh sig.

2006-11-27 21:29:59

#123

47man: Member; +46|6440|Cali

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

From bash but my favorite by far.

2006-11-29 19:35:12

#124

BolvisOculus: Spagett!; +167|6635|Manitowoc, WI

<@Weedums> You know the rodeo?
<@Weedums> When your doing a chick from behind then you say something to freak them out
<@Weedums> like your sister bit me in bed last night
<@Weedums> and she tries to get away?
<@Weedums> And you see how long you can stay on?
<QuickSilver> D:
<@Weedums> Well... the best thing to say is...
<QuickSilver> hmmmm
<QuickSilver> ?
<@Weedums> "I have fucking siphilis bitch"
<QuickSilver> hahaha
<@Weedums> But when she said
<@Weedums> "oh I already have that"
<@Weedums> The game changed pretty quickly.

OWNED

2006-11-29 20:05:49

#125

Fireteam_Delta: Member; +20|6450

This is my favorite:

<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic> I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
<Galactic> fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck> not me
<Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
<Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit.
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ....
<Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me."

Last edited by Fireteam_Delta (2006-11-29 20:06:02)

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