Enough of the e-penises already!

2006-10-10 06:52:59

#1

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|6855

Just because someone else said it doesn't mean you have to

THAT INCLUDES THE LATEST TREND: E-PENIS

DirtyMexican wrote:
Posting a 2142 sniper video in the BF2 section, Your super e-penis is blocking your eyes

Simon wrote:
Maybe they wanted a ' cool ' name. They got it, satisfied their e-penis cravings and played on a normal account ?

USAFDUDE_1998 wrote:
I'm gonna sum up this topic:

"MOMMY!! THEY CUT OFF MY FAKE E-PENIS!!!"

If you can't adapt to 1.4.. then leave.

Ben>You wrote:
As many of you have put into you're wee little sigs, and also have used to level up you're E-Penis with every little time you killed him, and even made a few threads about him going into P&K servers, I feel the need to let these poor souls know who they were actually killing/TK'ing/Whatever'ing.

k30dxedle wrote:
Get the fuck rid of the ranks. All they lead to is "my e-penis is bigger than yours", "i r 1337", and "LoL lowrank n00bz".

GoblinStomper wrote:
lol, its sooo true.
You dont have to fear us, DICK, i dont care, i have a life outside of the internet.
Go rub your e-penis elsewhere, and if that doesnt work, go look at some more porn, cos that the only lay your gonna get anytime soon

TeK||Drake66 wrote:
something with e-penis i guess...

and the list just goes on and on and on..

Just like when TOP were here with their anti-stat campaign. Everyone was "stat whore stats mean nothing". Get your own opinion, and think of your own words to use. But don't go copying what everyone else to fit in. Remember Hitler? fun chap, eh?

Say the word. Think about it. Pretty soon you too will see.

P.S: I don't give a flying f*ck if this in the wrong section or not, this is the place that gets all your view and e-penis related posts.

2006-10-10 07:05:48

#2

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6696|Sydney, Australia

If everyone has thoughts of their own, then there'd be no trends. Nothing will be fashionable. Arguments will go unresolved. There will be no such thing as motivation. No such thing as a community of like minded people. No such thing as a community of people with similar interests. Because people will go out of their way to be different.

Take a deep breath Sarge

Anyway, who started this fad, and why are you so against it?

2006-10-10 07:06:24

#3

Phrozenbot: Member; +632|6818|do not disturb

Lifeforce then, or e-dong. And Hitler? This isn't fucking nationalism.

2006-10-10 07:06:38

#4

Sambuccashake: Member; +126|6812|Sweden

And can we please include an embargo against "1337-speak" and the use of words like "noob" as well?

I don't see what's wrong with using proper english. It's a whole lot easier to read and understand.

2006-10-10 07:08:47

#5

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|6855

Vub wrote:
If everyone has thoughts of their own, then there'd be no trends. Nothing will be fashionable. Arguments will go unresolved. There will be no such thing as motivation. No such thing as a community of like minded people. No such thing as a community of people with similar interests. Because people will go out of their way to be different.

Anyway, who started this fad, and why are you so against it?

This isn't a community of minded people, it's a community of people who copy those who they look up to, as much as they can.

And I'm so against it because of a: the reason above, b: it's yet another l337speak term, and c: E-PENIS! I don't want to read about penises on a gaming forum! There are plenty of places where you can discuss whatever you want about the penis, but this isn't it.

2006-10-10 07:23:02

#6

explosivo: Banned; +262|6845

wtf is an e-penis?

i hate all this online jargon

i fucking realy hate the word noob and any variation of it.

2006-10-10 07:24:49

#7

docnutz: Member; +39|6961|B O S T ON area

can i keep saying nub?

2006-10-10 07:27:36

#8

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6748|Doncaster, UK

SargeV1.4 wrote:
Vub wrote:
If everyone has thoughts of their own, then there'd be no trends. Nothing will be fashionable. Arguments will go unresolved. There will be no such thing as motivation. No such thing as a community of like minded people. No such thing as a community of people with similar interests. Because people will go out of their way to be different.

Anyway, who started this fad, and why are you so against it?
This isn't a community of minded people, it's a community of people who copy those who they look up to, as much as they can.

And I'm so against it because of a: the reason above, b: it's yet another l337speak term, and c: E-PENIS! I don't want to read about penises on a gaming forum! There are plenty of places where you can discuss whatever you want about the penis, but this isn't it.

No disrespect, but this coming from someone who has created another account just to be the top of an online leaderboard for virtual pilots so that he can impress people. If you're so bothered about e-worship why did you do this? Surely you don't care about what an e-community thinks of you?

Last edited by DoctorFruitloop (2006-10-10 07:27:46)

2006-10-10 07:28:18

#9

mattrsch: Yeah, that thing I said; +18|6836|Ames, IA

Nice rant--I guess now you have a bigger e-penis

2006-10-10 07:29:22

#10

Chou: Member; +737|6993

DoctorFruitloop wrote:
SargeV1.4 wrote:
Vub wrote:
If everyone has thoughts of their own, then there'd be no trends. Nothing will be fashionable. Arguments will go unresolved. There will be no such thing as motivation. No such thing as a community of like minded people. No such thing as a community of people with similar interests. Because people will go out of their way to be different.

Anyway, who started this fad, and why are you so against it?
This isn't a community of minded people, it's a community of people who copy those who they look up to, as much as they can.

And I'm so against it because of a: the reason above, b: it's yet another l337speak term, and c: E-PENIS! I don't want to read about penises on a gaming forum! There are plenty of places where you can discuss whatever you want about the penis, but this isn't it.
No disrespect, but this coming from someone who has created another account just to be the top of an online leaderboard for virtual pilots so that he can impress people. If you're so bothered about e-worship why did you do this? Surely you don't care about what an e-community thinks of you?

I think he is offended by the word e-penis

"I am not an attention whore, show me some love"

2006-10-10 07:30:04

#11

topal63: . . .; +533|6920

docnutz wrote:
can i keep saying nub?

Sure but you do realize it causes E-PENIS shrinkage...

2006-10-10 07:30:11

#12

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6751|Southeastern USA

did your e-penor swell when you posted this thread?

Last edited by kr@cker (2006-10-10 07:30:40)

2006-10-10 07:30:31

#13

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6964

I-Penis better?

2006-10-10 07:31:31

#14

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6751|Southeastern USA

usmarine2005 wrote:
I-Penis better?

isn't that apple's new adult toy?

2006-10-10 07:32:11

#15

Chou: Member; +737|6993

kr@cker wrote:
usmarine2005 wrote:
I-Penis better?
isn't that apple's new adult toy?

lol

2006-10-10 07:36:30

#16

docnutz: Member; +39|6961|B O S T ON area

topal63 wrote:
docnutz wrote:
can i keep saying nub?
Sure but you do realize it causes E-PENIS shrinkage...

then i'll get an e-penis pump when i make general

2006-10-10 07:44:16

#17

INCSOC: Member since 1984; +113|6881|Denver, CO

hey i got another word everyone loves....

ehh... ehhh..... ahhh never mind

2006-10-10 07:44:18

#18

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|6896|Howell, Mi USA

DoctorFruitloop wrote:
SargeV1.4 wrote:
Vub wrote:
If everyone has thoughts of their own, then there'd be no trends. Nothing will be fashionable. Arguments will go unresolved. There will be no such thing as motivation. No such thing as a community of like minded people. No such thing as a community of people with similar interests. Because people will go out of their way to be different.

Anyway, who started this fad, and why are you so against it?
This isn't a community of minded people, it's a community of people who copy those who they look up to, as much as they can.

And I'm so against it because of a: the reason above, b: it's yet another l337speak term, and c: E-PENIS! I don't want to read about penises on a gaming forum! There are plenty of places where you can discuss whatever you want about the penis, but this isn't it.
No disrespect, but this coming from someone who has created another account just to be the top of an online leaderboard for virtual pilots so that he can impress people. If you're so bothered about e-worship why did you do this? Surely you don't care about what an e-community thinks of you?

Makes sense, seeing as his #1 kdr spot has been bumped to 2nd by hansolo. His e penis got sprayed with cold water.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png

2006-10-10 07:47:43

#19

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6751|Southeastern USA

I have to be careful when flying so i don't confuse my e-penor with my joystick

2006-10-10 07:48:22

#20

explosivo: Banned; +262|6845

toblerone

2006-10-10 07:49:23

#21

Chou: Member; +737|6993

kr@cker wrote:
I have to be careful when flying so i don't confuse my e-penor with my joystick

Co-Pilot: So why did you crash?
Pilot: Eh yeah, wrong stick

2006-10-10 07:54:11

#22

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6748|Doncaster, UK

Pull up, Pull up, Pull up....... and I'm spent

Cbass wrote:
Makes sense, seeing as his #1 kdr spot has been bumped to 2nd by hansolo. His e penis got sprayed with cold water.

That'd be SargeV1.6 then

Last edited by DoctorFruitloop (2006-10-10 07:54:58)

2006-10-10 08:10:05

#23

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6893|Devon, England

this reminds me of all the pricks who just kept saying "Fail."

and is it just me or has the forums gotten better since people stopped talking about those dam TOP guys?

in fact, i don't think i've seen one in ages, hooray!

oh, and yeh i kind of agree. although this is just another phase, it's also a funny one (for once).

2006-10-10 08:20:10

#24

Jemme101: M24 Abuser; +99|6702|Valley of the Dragons

Cbass wrote:
DoctorFruitloop wrote:
SargeV1.4 wrote:

This isn't a community of minded people, it's a community of people who copy those who they look up to, as much as they can.

And I'm so against it because of a: the reason above, b: it's yet another l337speak term, and c: E-PENIS! I don't want to read about penises on a gaming forum! There are plenty of places where you can discuss whatever you want about the penis, but this isn't it.
No disrespect, but this coming from someone who has created another account just to be the top of an online leaderboard for virtual pilots so that he can impress people. If you're so bothered about e-worship why did you do this? Surely you don't care about what an e-community thinks of you?
Makes sense, seeing as his #1 kdr spot has been bumped to 2nd by hansolo. His e penis got sprayed with cold water.

QFTW

2006-10-10 08:20:52

#25

drake666: when Hell is full...; +184|6912|austria

i got quoted! omg! sry to all ^^
so i decided to get my own word... what about E-mumu :>

https://team-ex.de/imagehosting/daten/1323768139_m98b.png

Usque Ad Finem

BF2S Forums Enough of the e-penises already!

DirtyMexican wrote:

Simon wrote:

USAFDUDE_1998 wrote:

Ben>You wrote:

k30dxedle wrote:

GoblinStomper wrote:

TeK||Drake66 wrote:

Vub wrote:

SargeV1.4 wrote:

Vub wrote:

DoctorFruitloop wrote:

SargeV1.4 wrote:

Vub wrote:

docnutz wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

kr@cker wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

topal63 wrote:

docnutz wrote:

DoctorFruitloop wrote:

SargeV1.4 wrote:

Vub wrote:

kr@cker wrote:

Cbass wrote:

Cbass wrote:

DoctorFruitloop wrote:

SargeV1.4 wrote:

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