1. Your breath smells like rancid meat
2. How do you cope with toe fungus?
3. And I thought your Grandma was a shit root . . .
2. How do you cope with toe fungus?
3. And I thought your Grandma was a shit root . . .
Oh, I got one more:
"Why do you call her 'Cross-eyed' Janet?"
Well, Janet had crossed eyes. She also had VERY VERY large breasts. I never noticed her eyes...
"Why do you call her 'Cross-eyed' Janet?"
Well, Janet had crossed eyes. She also had VERY VERY large breasts. I never noticed her eyes...
1, Hang on I'll just wash it out, I only used it last night.
2, You know I imagine me, you and your mum would make a good threesome
3, Wow who taught your dog to lick people's ball sacks
4, I know it smells cheesey but think of the protien
2, You know I imagine me, you and your mum would make a good threesome
3, Wow who taught your dog to lick people's ball sacks
4, I know it smells cheesey but think of the protien
Last edited by Jinto-sk (2006-10-10 07:35:25)
1.making make-up should make every girl much beautifuler but seems that doesn't work for you..
2.is that me..or i smell a virgin around here....
3.bitch i love you )
2.is that me..or i smell a virgin around here....
3.bitch i love you )
Last edited by Amufarid (2006-10-10 07:29:48)
1. I had a dream about your best mate last night
2. Can you even feel that? I mean i'm well endowed, but come on, this is taking the piss, I could fit my head up there!
3. I love you
2. Can you even feel that? I mean i'm well endowed, but come on, this is taking the piss, I could fit my head up there!
3. I love you
Why do people get offended when you suggest they're a virgin?Amufarid wrote:
1.making make-up should make every girl much beautifuler but seems that doesn't work for you..
2.is that me..or i smell a virgin around here....
3.bitch i love you )
It's the real life equivalent of calling someone a n00bVub wrote:
Why do people get offended when you suggest they're a virgin?Amufarid wrote:
1.making make-up should make every girl much beautifuler but seems that doesn't work for you..
2.is that me..or i smell a virgin around here....
3.bitch i love you )
"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?!?"
A non-virgin is someone with pwnage.DoctorFruitloop wrote:
It's the real life equivalent of calling someone a n00bVub wrote:
Why do people get offended when you suggest they're a virgin?Amufarid wrote:
1.making make-up should make every girl much beautifuler but seems that doesn't work for you..
2.is that me..or i smell a virgin around here....
3.bitch i love you )
1. I've had better.
2. You should use more make-up.
3. It's just syphilis!
2. You should use more make-up.
3. It's just syphilis!
I need around tree fiddy.
I got oneDonFck wrote:
1. I've had better.
2. You should use more make-up.
3. It's just syphilis!
Gimme some whiskey, you don't look so good.
Last edited by cyborg_ninja-117 (2006-10-10 07:53:44)
your not old enough to drink, give it to me, and shes that ugly shes gonna need to put a bag on her head as wellcyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
I got oneDonFck wrote:
1. I've had better.
2. You should use more make-up.
3. It's just syphilis!
Gimme some whiskey, you don't look so good.
Double bagger FTW
One for you, and one for her in case your's slips off.
One for you, and one for her in case your's slips off.
Your sitting in it now
Echo......echo......echo - its like chuckin a sausage down the panama canal.
Shit I'm gonna have to tie my ancles to the bed so I can find my way out.
Snif..... are we having cod again tonigh?
Shit I'm gonna have to tie my ancles to the bed so I can find my way out.
Snif..... are we having cod again tonigh?
GET HOME
GET COOKING
GET ON THE NOB
you have to say all 3 things together to her
GET COOKING
GET ON THE NOB
you have to say all 3 things together to her
I felt it necessary to post this here:
A young boyfriend and girlfriend are making out when the boyfriend ask for a blowjob. The GF replies,"No, you won't respect me."
They stay together and get married. On the honeymoon night, the husband asks again. She says."No, we just got married and if I give you a blowjob, you won't respect me."
On the 25th wedding anniversary, the middle aged husband asks again for a blowjob. She once again denies him saying,"No, we've been married 25 years. You won't respect me for the rest of our lives if I go down on you."
Well life passes and the couple reaches the 50th wedding anniversary. That night, the husband sits his wife on the edge of the bed and looks her in the eyes. "Honey, we've been married for 50 years. I've been honest, faithful, dependable, and true to you all these years. I'll love you till they put me into the ground. We've produced 4 kids, and have grandkids too. I have more admiration and respect for you than anyone short of the almighty G-d himself....
Would you please pleasure me with a blowjob?"
She thinks it over and replies, "You have been good to me and we've lived a long life together. I know you respect me and always did know. I would love to go down on you."
She proceeds with the oral sex. As he starts to get into it, the phone rings. The husband answers it, then hands the phone to his wife and says,
"It's for you cocksucker."
A young boyfriend and girlfriend are making out when the boyfriend ask for a blowjob. The GF replies,"No, you won't respect me."
They stay together and get married. On the honeymoon night, the husband asks again. She says."No, we just got married and if I give you a blowjob, you won't respect me."
On the 25th wedding anniversary, the middle aged husband asks again for a blowjob. She once again denies him saying,"No, we've been married 25 years. You won't respect me for the rest of our lives if I go down on you."
Well life passes and the couple reaches the 50th wedding anniversary. That night, the husband sits his wife on the edge of the bed and looks her in the eyes. "Honey, we've been married for 50 years. I've been honest, faithful, dependable, and true to you all these years. I'll love you till they put me into the ground. We've produced 4 kids, and have grandkids too. I have more admiration and respect for you than anyone short of the almighty G-d himself....
Would you please pleasure me with a blowjob?"
She thinks it over and replies, "You have been good to me and we've lived a long life together. I know you respect me and always did know. I would love to go down on you."
She proceeds with the oral sex. As he starts to get into it, the phone rings. The husband answers it, then hands the phone to his wife and says,
"It's for you cocksucker."
You forgot one for the dog - so there are no witnesses!DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Double bagger FTW
One for you, and one for her in case your's slips off.
(3 bagger)
1. your ugly
2. your fat
3. your boobs are too small
2. your fat
3. your boobs are too small
If the dogs wearing a bag, how's it gonna lick your balls?Dr0pped wrote:
You forgot one for the dog - so there are no witnesses!DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Double bagger FTW
One for you, and one for her in case your's slips off.
(3 bagger)
Sorry Doc but thats a full 13 levels of wrongness....DoctorFruitloop wrote:
If the dogs wearing a bag, how's it gonna lick your balls?Dr0pped wrote:
You forgot one for the dog - so there are no witnesses!DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Double bagger FTW
One for you, and one for her in case your's slips off.
(3 bagger)
During a dry sexual spell a few years ago I fashioned a gimp suit for my dog from old cushion covers. It was great until the underside of my knackers got caught in the zip.DoctorFruitloop wrote:
If the dogs wearing a bag, how's it gonna lick your balls?Dr0pped wrote:
You forgot one for the dog - so there are no witnesses!DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Double bagger FTW
One for you, and one for her in case your's slips off.
(3 bagger)
Gotta get Use0fWeapons to make me a new userbar... "Level 13 Wrongdoer"SkoobyDu wrote:
Sorry Doc but thats a full 13 levels of wrongness....DoctorFruitloop wrote:
If the dogs wearing a bag, how's it gonna lick your balls?Dr0pped wrote:
You forgot one for the dog - so there are no witnesses!
(3 bagger)
It's not big, and it's not clever!The Magic Mullet wrote:
During a dry sexual spell a few years ago I fashioned a gimp suit for my dog from old cushion covers. It was great until the underside of my knackers got caught in the zip.
If you wake up next to a woman THAT hideous, and she's lying on your arm, I suggest the following:
1. Chew off your arm she's lying on, so you won't wake her
2. Put a trashcan on your head
3. Run home
4. Chew off your other arm so no-one confuses you with the one-armed guy with the trashcan on his head running from that really ugly chicks house.
5. Get a dog that likes to lick your balls
6.
7. Profit
1. Chew off your arm she's lying on, so you won't wake her
2. Put a trashcan on your head
3. Run home
4. Chew off your other arm so no-one confuses you with the one-armed guy with the trashcan on his head running from that really ugly chicks house.
5. Get a dog that likes to lick your balls
6.
7. Profit
Last edited by DonFck (2006-10-10 08:14:39)
I need around tree fiddy.
Mullet be careful or you'll end up here...
