BF2S Forums Teamkills and Stupidity!

Why team kill them if they keep killing you? Spawn somewhere else or just let them kill you and punish them each time so an admin or auto kick takes action, simple as that.

I dont TK back, I was just wondering if anyone has ever had that urged to just knife someone or C4 them, I always punish if the case deserves it.

Well Said Torro

My favourite is in Karkand at the right USMC spawn point.

I give suppressing fire to the advancing marines with the mounted MG - in a quite thin spread towards the "maze" entry - then a guy jumps through your head from behind you, straight into the MG bullet rain. If he's lucky he doesn't die just get an injury...but you get team damage...worst, he may come back and TK you.

That's just stupid.

Claymores are meant to cover your flanks and blindspots.  So if you want to climb up a ladder and blow yourself up and punish that person and you think that proves your point, then by all means keep it up.  It isnt my purpose to keep my squad from the top of a building.  Most of the time, snipers should be lone wolves.

I ALWAYS - TK - ALWAYS!

On these specific REASONS (and I don’t CARE, if you DON'T LIKE IT):

Because you don’t like it - that’s why I am doing it:

1.) An IDIOT medic that REVIVES ME next to a TANK or other KILL ZONE if I see him I TK him;
if I don’t SEE HIM oh well its only BECAUSE he got me killed 3 times in row in 10 seconds.

Hey MORON medic - KILL the enemy first then revive me; if you can't don’t bother. . . most of all:
I WANT A NEW KIT ANYWAYS - SO DON'T REVIVE ME - OR ELSE!
OR I AM ALMOST OUT OF AMMO AND THERE ARE NO SUPPLIES TO BE HAD! - SO DON'T REVIVE ME - OR ELSE!

Unless I am in YOUR SQUAD - then you’re not an IDIOT; it’s TEAMWORK.

2.) If I see you TK anybody that isn't an IDIOT medic (or ME!), I will TK you, OVER and OVER again
until I get kicked for team killing - if the server doesn't have a limit I will do it until you leave the server.

3.) If you TK me or anyone else for a vehicle and/or I see it - SEE #2.

4.) I might(?) TK you if you’re a stupid-jerk who enters the middle of a round and spawns at a base
and tries to get into a vehicle someone else is using THAT ROUND ALREADY!

Hey jerk-f%$Ks NEXT ROUND it's all YOURS; you just joined the GAME; stick with THE SERVER and
get your jerkey vehicle NEED-FIX next round; BUT & JUST let the guy finish his round out already!
HE MIGHT even be better than you at USING the VEHICLE!

And if you and 10 other guys spawn at plane; tank; or chopper site; FIRST ONES in - it’s THEIRS;
. . . and be magnanimous - let others use the vehicle NEXT ROUND! Just because you have a faster
Computer with a 10k rpm-15k rpm super-fast hard drive  - DON’T HORDE!

I have a fast computer - I am sometimes first one in; do I always go for the tank NO; unless I see they (noobs)
that simply wont use it out fear of being C4-ed/AT-ed over and over again.

5.) If I see an engineer fixing his (THAT-ROUND!) tank and you steal it and get it
BLOWN up immediately thereafter; or HELL your a JERK just for taking it! = I will TK you.

6.) If you type obscene remarks to me; and I remember your P.I.D.
I will type back: "LOL, your a funny guy" - then I will TK you.

7.) If I can't see you - and OH WELL? It was an accident I don't care if you "punish" for your
stupidity- so dot it! . . . and hey, why did you think you could dolphin-dive in front of a tank anyways?

8.) I you're on my side; I am commander; and I see you spawn some place that's impossible!  You have
a hack - ARTILLARY STRIKE YOUR AREA! But then again you don’t get TK’s for ARTY-STRIKES.

9.) If you chatter to be annoying (ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED; ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED; ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED;
ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED; ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED; ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED; ETC - ETC - ETC - And holy-crap! your in map that doesn't have boats! Doubly annoying!). . . I WANT to TK you but I have YET to FIND you and actually TK you! . . . Damn!

What’s funny is I SHOULD have more TK’s than I actually do; I am usually playing to hard to get caught In the jerk/noob sphere of stupidity - most of my TK’s are tank accidents; or  friendly fire accidents; but I have CHASED a FEW jerks of SERVERS and that’s why I do it.

And since its just a game to me - I think 90% just want have fun (like me) too - chasing the jerks off with TK’s is
actually as much fun as playing BF2 - and it helps the ground-grunts who actually want to have fun - have more fun.

1. If you spot an enemy before he sees you, chances are you will die.
2. The probability of killing someone is inversely proportional to how much you want to kill him.
3. For every good thing done, something bad happens.
4. If you see a bunch of easy targets in front of you, you will miss all of them and die.
5.You have a better chance of throwing a handfull of sniper rifle bullets and killing the enemy, than shooting them at him.
6.For every one enemy you kill with mines, you will kill 2 friendlies and they will both punish the TK.
7.Idiots have a unique pheromone receptor which can sense a friendlyarty strike. Once initiated they run to the center of the strike likemoths to a flame, thrust their noses in the air and put there finger onthe PgDn button ready for the climax!
8.Thou shalt always respawn into an arty strike or a massive unfriendly assault and die before you can do anything.
9.A dune buggy slowly slipping down a gentle slope is the most brutaland deadly thing in the game if you’re standing in its path.
10.When fleeing from an enemy, you will be shot to death, inches away from your cover.
11.when a gunner in a helo, chances are u got the worst pilot u can think of
12.When you have no money chances are your joystick will go funny.
13.If someone with an ak101 happens to glance at you, you will instantly die of fear.
14.No matter what weapon you carry, it will take over half a magazineto attempt to kill the guy that take you out with a three round burstor less.
15.Holding right mouse button when throwing a grenade changes throw length from feet to inches.
16.Even with the dexterity to balance the blade of his knife on hisfinger, a soldier will constantly miss when lunging to stab astationary enemy.
17.Somehow, a man can take a 50.cal sniper round to the chest WITHOUT DYING.
18.Your pistol is a much better sniper rifle than your .50cal rifle
19.A crescent wrench can fix anything
20.You can raise a flag in a tank.
21.Seconds before you get your hard-earned Flag-Capture Point, an Enemywill pop up and kill you, giving the Capture Point to your Team-Mate.
22.After shooting an enemy Tank to low Health with your APC, your Gunwill overheat and a Team-Mate will grab the kill, leaving you with noteven a Kill-Assist.
23.You will never be able to swim away fast enough from an accidently drowned Jeep.
24.Claymores only kill foolish teammates.
25.If you want an enemy to abandon an armoured vehicle, run at it from the rear and let them see you doing it, they’ll jump out.
26.No matter what, dephibulators cure all
27.the pinnacle of aviation technology cannot help a bomb hit its target
28.all vehicles have electrical armour plating, as when u touch it, ur dead
29.The more you press the 9 key to deploy a chute, the less likley the chute will deploy
30.You spawn right next to the enemy tank.
31.If you want to be a sniper you should choose Anti-Tank Class.
32.Just as you detonate the C4 on the UAV trailer, two to threeteammates will drive up in a jeep right next to the detonation site.
33.No matter how much you shoot a guy parachuting down, he will nevertake any damage. And, when he gets down you are out of ammo and hekills you.
34.You are killed after a 10 minute run to an enemy flag, right before you reach it.
35.Water is extremely flamable and will cause vehicles to explode.
36.If your in a group and run into a single enemy, you WILL die first.
37.Confucious say: When commander drop supply crate from sky, look up or you will endure headache until next spawn
38.Confucious say: Man with handful of wheat will hit enemy more than with M229 SAW.
39.Spawning is more like a race to the heli.
40.A tank that’s motionless while capturing a flag will wait until yourun up behind it to plant C4 before the drivers cat steps on the S keyand kills you.
41.Just after you found a great Spot to snipe from, while takingcareful Aim at a Group of Enemies - you will be knifed from behind.
42.After taking a few well-aimed Shots at an Enemy, he will spin around and kill you with a single round from his MP5.
43.You must be the fattest person in the army as you cannot fit through a 3 foot wide gap between the bamboo
44.After throwing a pack of C4 on top of a smoking tank, and pullingout detonator, the remaining C4 (in your pocket) will magicallyexplode…every time.
45.If you are capping a flag alone in a tank the one enemy that manages to spawn in time will be a spec op…
46.If you are capping a flag and once it goes neutral you hear arty guns firing in the distance, run like #@$%!!!
47.If you need tank support, drop a mine on the road and a friendly tank will show up in no time…
48.If you respawn as an anti-tank the tank will have either disappeared or magically spawned many enemies who know exactly where you respawned
49.When in need of medical aide call for a supply drop, the crate willbe there in no time to crush you to death, thus ending your need formedical aide
50. Asking a Commander for ammo means he will send Artillery with the assumption you catch them and throw them at the enemy.

Topal63, your arrogance irritates me. How can a medic that revives you know how much ammo you had left in your clip, for example.
Besides that, even the best medics make mistakes sometimes. You are a really sick bastard if you teamkill them for that.

Also, many of your other points don't make any sense.

Hope I don't meet you on the battlefield. You're one of the players who ruin the game for the people who are trying to play a normal game.

Just take your calming pills now, and try to relax. Maybe one day you'll be able to play bf2 without almost getting a heart attack of frustration. Your solution to stupid behaviour only make things worse.

Dr_3V|L wrote:

Topal63, your arrogance irritates me. How can a medic that revives you know how much ammo you had left in your clip, for example.
Besides that, even the best medics make mistakes sometimes. You are a really sick bastard if you teamkill them for that.

Also, many of your other points don't make any sense.

Hope I don't meet you on the battlefield. You're one of the players who ruin the game for the people who are trying to play a normal game.

Just take your calming pills now, and try to relax. Maybe one day you'll be able to play bf2 without almost getting a heart attack of frustration. Your solution to stupid behaviour only make things worse.

You over estimate a zealous nature that isn't there - LOL, you should take the pill!
Nor do you reckognize the absurd comedy in IDIOTIC BF2 medic-player behavior; nor my
sarcastic comments against - framed in the form of the irrelevant TK idea.

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If I am not in your sqaud; you are not doing me a FAVOR. . .  and you are certainly not
doing ANY PLAYER a FAVOR; nor your JOB? [LOL what  a joke]; if you're reviving some anonymous
player in a HOT KILL ZONE.

If you get TK-ed by a PLAYER ON-LINE for doing this - you're not getting the POINT!

If WE get sniped in a NON HOT ZONE - WHO CARES REVIVE AWAY! IF you are brainlessly looking for
red circles with an eletric sign in the MIDDLE you are an IDIOT medic.

And the number 1 complaint about/against IDIOT medics is WHY can't you KILL something instead of REVIVING ME/US - its almost always a HOT ZONE & I/we get killed immediately AGAIN?

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You might be an IDIOT medic? Or aspire to that type of player. I don't care . . .

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If you go onto a server stuffed with IDIOT medics - you will find them playing in no relation to the map
objectice; to actually win the round. They play for points. They will sit there on the first base at Karkand while not a single one of them helps to defend or retake the main base in the BACK.

Last edited by topal63 (2005-12-12 13:51:10)

So what you're saying is medics should refrain from reviving people because it doesn't help the team? Christ are you really that stupid? A medic's main objective IS to heal and revive his team mates. That's why they are actually in the hot zones. Having them all throwing first aid in the middle of nowhere for the rabbits and foxes isn't helping the team now is it lol.

Admittedly there are some people who just run out and revive you when there's a tank there. Yes I understand that's annoying but again, you were in the open, you got killed so it's your own dumb fault, don't just lie there screaming medic when you don't want one and then complain because you got killed again.

There's a simple rule if you don't want to be revived.

Don't die.

{504th}T/4.Stryker you made me laugh dude, many thanks for it:)

Esker wrote:

So what you're saying is medics should refrain from reviving people because it doesn't help the team? Christ are you really that stupid? A medic's main objective IS to heal and revive his team mates. That's why they are actually in the hot zones. Having them all throwing first aid in the middle of nowhere for the rabbits and foxes isn't helping the team now is it lol.

Admittedly there are some people who just run out and revive you when there's a tank there. Yes I understand that's annoying but again, you were in the open, you got killed so it's your own dumb fault, don't just lie there screaming medic when you don't want one and then complain because you got killed again.

There's a simple rule if you don't want to be revived.

Don't die.

Everone gets killed in BF2; LOL, its hardly dumb; as a rule; its part of the game.

No it doesn't help the team; if the objective is to RE-TAKE a back base I cannot run to on foot;
Honestly - I have to run as DEEP into eneny territory hoping they will blow me away; or I run into the out
zone and hit suicide - so you wont/cant revive me.

Tickets count count down faster the more bases you loose - a single death doesn't make a difference - nor
does 20 - the loosing commander sometimes has 20-30 more artillary kills than the winning-one
/ which you can't revive/ and their team looses anyways by a large margin. Bases + strategic equipment
are what the game is about; + sqaud communication (if there is any?).

Honestly when I show restraint - and don't fire at the enemy - to avoid a TK - and let my
teamate overcome the melee - going on right in front of me - I often end up DEAD! Oh well.
But one round can finish a teamate off who is in melee - right in the thick of it - so I don't do it.
Its a balance that works - I would rather run over a medic pack - then get revived.
Support, medics, assault, AT, Spec.-ops; defending strategic bases; that's balanced play.

To many medics and you've SEEN-IT: the MEC side looses every base and its over QUICK!

You are not getting the point. . . medics are not showing any restraint and reviving anything they see;
and some servers are loaded with them; a tank roles down the street; I choose an AT-KIT and get off
a couple rounds; but the tank backs up to a supply-box; and no on else is AT. I get revived while the tank
watches you revive me/someone and BLAMMO! The both US! I see this over and over and over again. . .
You're telling me you haven't?

Last edited by topal63 (2005-12-12 13:43:52)