WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|6948|Oslo, Norway

Simon wrote:

WilhelmSissener you cant post so many ! Cant have you up on all of the spots now can we ?
Make a separete WihlelmSissener section (best ones )
Simon
basically
+838|6873|UK
Adn Ryan there all good.. I'm just going to put one up there though !
WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|6948|Oslo, Norway
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

There are more chickens than people in the world

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

Last edited by WilhelmSissener (2006-10-08 07:57:23)

GermanLegionaire
...performing headshots!
+46|6799|Hamburg / Germany
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|6948|Oslo, Norway
Simon, you missed the top part of #5 (do I win? )
spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|6857|Burmecia, Land of the Rain
see how sissener has his own section.. i thnk his should be removed from the top 5.
Simon
basically
+838|6873|UK
Wilhelm check the OP
WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|6948|Oslo, Norway
"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand  <-- #1 both sections!

and shit mist, no!
RasorX
Member
+17|6958|Indianapolis

Pernicious544 wrote:

blood is blue in your veins


(blue until it hits the open air...then it becomes red)
NOT TRUE IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM.  I wish people would stop perpetuating this myth.  Deoxygenated blood is darker than oxygenated blood. 

Taken from Wiki:

However, due to an optical effect caused by the way in which light penetrates through the skin, veins typically appear blue in color. This has led to a common misconception that venous blood is blue before it is exposed to air. Another reason for this misconception is that medical charts always show venous blood as blue in order to distinguish it from arterial blood which is depicted as red on the same chart.

Next this post will be saying we only use 5% of our brains; MYTH!
Simon
basically
+838|6873|UK
Ok Whilhelm is only in his special list now   so I have updated the other list Grats Spawn.. your our new number1
[THE] comben
Wee and Biscuits
+43|6748|Cardiff
three toe'd sloths always climb to ground level to have a poo this happens every 3.4 to 4.6 days.  why they do that i dunno, seems like quite a lot of effort when u move that slow really.

edit: and considering they move at 0.5 mph that must take an AGE!

Last edited by [THE] comben (2006-10-08 08:09:39)

WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|6948|Oslo, Norway
wtf simon?
come on, let me be super-special for once



It is physically impossible to lick your elbow

And 2/3 of people who read that try after (LOL)
InnerMonkey
Member
+62|6933
A praying mantis only has one ear.  It's the only auditory cyclops in the animal kingdom.
Cybargs
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+2,285|6931
If you can see or hear a Ninja, it's not a Ninja.
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Simon
basically
+838|6873|UK

WilhelmSissener wrote:

wtf simon?
come on, let me be super-special for once



It is physically impossible to lick your elbow

And 2/3 of people who read that try after (LOL)
Wrong.. It CAN be done. As shown on TV

Last edited by Simon (2006-10-08 08:06:23)

WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|6948|Oslo, Norway
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6864

There's a street in London called Gropecuntlane.

I think it's where the old red light district (or equivalent) was.
WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|6948|Oslo, Norway
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6931

WilhelmSissener wrote:

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
99% of those keys are WASD.

Gold fishes have a memory span longer then 3 seconds... On mythbusters they made a goldfish memorize a maze!
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Simon
basically
+838|6873|UK

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

WilhelmSissener wrote:

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
99% of those keys are WASD.

Gold fishes have a memory span longer then 3 seconds... On mythbusters they made a goldfish memorize a maze!
lol I remember that one
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6837|Little Bentcock
Aztec emperor Montezuma had a nephew, Cuitlahac, whose name meant "plenty of excrement."

Last edited by Adams_BJ (2006-10-08 08:11:02)

Cybargs
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+2,285|6931
The legal age for sex in Japan is 13.
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Simon
basically
+838|6873|UK

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

The legal age for sex in Japan is 13.
WOW, really ??? That deserves to put put on the list if it's true.. ( PLEASE SAY ITS TRUE )
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6931

Simon wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

The legal age for sex in Japan is 13.
WOW, really ??? That deserves to put put on the list if it's true.. ( PLEASE SAY ITS TRUE )
I am not joking, it is true. So I win at this game?
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..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|6864
Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.

or

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still
sitting on it.

or

In 1681, the last dodo bird died.

and finally

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

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