Peter Karpin, a German espionage agent in WW1 was seized by French Intelligence agents in 1914 as soon as he entered the country. Keeping his capture a secret, the French sent faked reports from Karpin to Germany and intercepted the agent's wages and expense money until Karpin escaped in 1917. With those funds, the French purchased a car, which, in the occupied Ruhr, accidentally ran down and killed a man, who later proved to be Peter Karpin.
Can't be that long !Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Peter Karpin, a German espionage agent in WW1 was seized by French Intelligence agents in 1914 as soon as he entered the country. Keeping his capture a secret, the French sent faked reports from Karpin to Germany and intercepted the agent's wages and expense money until Karpin escaped in 1917. With those funds, the French purchased a car, which, in the occupied Ruhr, accidentally ran down and killed a man, who later proved to be Peter Karpin.
I'm happy with second.
Wihin 10 minutes i can tell it will be down to 3rd.
Wihin 10 minutes i can tell it will be down to 3rd.
lol there have been a few good ones already
damn. well here (abridged version):Simon wrote:
Can't be that long !Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Peter Karpin, a German espionage agent in WW1 was seized by French Intelligence agents in 1914 as soon as he entered the country. Keeping his capture a secret, the French sent faked reports from Karpin to Germany and intercepted the agent's wages and expense money until Karpin escaped in 1917. With those funds, the French purchased a car, which, in the occupied Ruhr, accidentally ran down and killed a man, who later proved to be Peter Karpin.
A WWI German spy, Peter Karpin, was captured by the French and his payments seized. During WWII, after Peter's release, the seized funds were used to buy a car, which accidentally killed a man, who later proved to be Peter Karpin.
if you jump in a lake, you will get wet?
Yes.. and thats dumb lol..=MI5=CHRISTIAN wrote:
if you jump in a lake, you will get wet?
ducks have 30 cm long penises
or
Dolphins are the only animals other than humans who enjoy sex
or
Orlando Bloom is not dead
or
Dolphins are the only animals other than humans who enjoy sex
or
Orlando Bloom is not dead
Gorillas also enjoy sex...teddy..jimmy wrote:
ducks have 30 cm long penises
or
Dolphins are the only animals other than humans who enjoy sex
or
Orlando Bloom is not dead
Don't forget polarbearz, but that is more like rape...cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Gorillas also enjoy sex...teddy..jimmy wrote:
ducks have 30 cm long penises
or
Dolphins are the only animals other than humans who enjoy sex
or
Orlando Bloom is not dead
prove it lol..cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Gorillas also enjoy sex...teddy..jimmy wrote:
ducks have 30 cm long penises
or
Dolphins are the only animals other than humans who enjoy sex
or
Orlando Bloom is not dead
Simon get ur finger out ur ass and update
The original "Singing in the Rain" music video was shot in milk, as the water wouldnt show up on the cameras
There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
Even moore winner^
During a speech in Germany, Pres. J.F.K. said, "Ich bin ein Berliner." Instead of "ein" he should have said "eine." Because of this mistake, he literally said, "I am a Jelly Donut."
Funny but irrelevant because the German crowd knew what he meant...so after he said it they all cheered instead of laughing.
Funny but irrelevant because the German crowd knew what he meant...so after he said it they all cheered instead of laughing.
Updating now..
Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
there's a farm on the Orkney Islands called:
Upper Twatt
Upper Twatt
A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her :
coffee.
coffee.
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- Hitler's favorite movie was King Kong.
- Alfred Hitchcock had no bellybutton.
- Ninety million people survive on less than $75 a year.
- A snail can sleep for 3 years.
- Cat's urine glows under a black light.
- Alfred Hitchcock had no bellybutton.
- Ninety million people survive on less than $75 a year.
- A snail can sleep for 3 years.
- Cat's urine glows under a black light.
He also failed at making coffee and having a social life.WilhelmSissener wrote:
Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.
Glass is actually liquid, thats why we can see through it..
Mmmkay..not funny..
EDIT: Fixed a typo
Mmmkay..not funny..
EDIT: Fixed a typo
Last edited by RDMC(2) (2006-10-08 07:49:25)
The three best-known western names in China:
Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.
Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.
WilhelmSissener you cant post so many ! Cant have you up on all of the spots now can we ?