1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6644|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
The following is something I have copied/pasted from my pc.  A mate emailed it to me recently I don't know where it originated from.  I did do a search here but it didn't appear. It isn't brand new, forgive me if it's a re-post.  Hope you laugh at it like I did.


Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers
"yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with
phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same
three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game,
however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its
knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. >
Anyway, here's how it all went down:

> DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
> Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
> DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if >
>you win. What is your name? First only please."
> Contestant: "Brian."
> DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
> Brian: "Yes."
> DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
> Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
> DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
> Brian: "Sara."
> DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
> Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
> DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
> Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
> DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
> Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
> DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
> Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
> DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
> Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
> DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
> Brian: "About 10 minutes."
> DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
> that if a trip wasn't at stake."
> Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
> DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
> morning?"
> Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
> DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
> Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us
> for a couple of weeks..."
> DJ: "Uh huh..."
> Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
> DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
> Brian: "On the kitchen table."
> DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
> times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's
> >
>work number and call her up. You listen to this." 3 minutes of
> commercials follow.
> DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?" (touch
> tones.....ringing....)
> Clerk: "Kinkos."
> DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
> Clerk: "This is she."
> DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
> >
>I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
> Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
> DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
> give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules >
>of 'Mate Match'?"
> Sarah: "No."
> DJ: "Good!"
> Brian: (laughing)
> Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
> Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
> completely honest."
> DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
> your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to >
>the Gold Coast for 5days on us.
> Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
> DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
> Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
> DJ: "What time?"
> Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
> DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?">
> Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
> DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his >
>manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away >
>from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
> Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
> DJ: "Where did you have it?"
> Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
> Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
> DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
> Sarah: "Well..."
> DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
> Sarah: "Up the arse....."


> After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station
> break"
Mongoose
That 70's guy
+156|6501|Sydney, in 1978
there is no radio station in sydney called FOX FM that im aware of
scottomus0
Teh forum ghey!
+172|6607|Wigan. Manchester. England.
if thats true HAHA OMFG ROFL LMFAO
doneyone
Member
+30|6526|Holland Hardcore
This is a piece of television from the bbc. i saw it. very funny though!!
Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|6626|Brisbane, Australia

Fake - You know how I know? "Were giving a way a trip to the Gold Coast"

Lolgoldcoast theres nothing wrong with it, but its the fucking gold coast! You can just drive down there for the day, no need for a bloody "Holiday Pack" or whatever!

Oh, that and that emails recieved claiming they are true are NEVER true
cospengle
Member
+140|6457|Armidale, NSW, Australia

Sarrk wrote:

Fake - You know how I know? "Were giving a way a trip to the Gold Coast"

Lolgoldcoast theres nothing wrong with it, but its the fucking gold coast! You can just drive down there for the day, no need for a bloody "Holiday Pack" or whatever!

Oh, that and that emails recieved claiming they are true are NEVER true
Hmm, I reckon it's fake too, but we shouldn't let the truth get in the way of a good story...

BTW, I grew up in Sydney and for some fucked up reason, people in Sydney think that winning a trip to the Gold Coast is a good thing... hmm, well it's better than a trip to Sydey so I guess that's why.
midnitebassist
Countersniper
+11|6500|here
i've seen this dozens of times before, all of them from different places, all of them different radio stations.

Still funny as hell, though.
Rygar
Canucklehead
+69|6617|Nova Scotia
I've heard that one before, only with the nationalities/locations changed (for us east coast dwelling Canadians).  So probably fake.
Funny nonetheless.




edit: removed - I suppose I should have put this in the joke thread...

Last edited by Rygar (2006-10-06 08:27:32)

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6644|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Im gutted to learn that its fake, or at least looks it.  I'll trust you though and go with what the natives say.
WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|6704|Oslo, Norway
It's funny, but fake. Makes me laugh every time.

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