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Yea... we were really bored... and Timecop was on teevee ^-^

<beeng> timecop is on TEEVEE
<beeng> TIMECOP
<beeng> ...
<beeng>
<kilroy0097> Timecop?  So horrible.
<beeng> so funny
<beeng> you know what ive noticed
<kilroy0097> what?
<beeng> everytime theres a hospital scene theres some guy with a trolly/laundry bag walking ACROSS the hall
<beeng> -every time-
<beeng> in -every movie-
<beeng> ... i want to be that guy
* kilroy0097 chuckles.
<beeng> video game awards areon too
<kilroy0097> Isn't there always a nurse or an orderly also wheeling some poor guy or gal in a wheelchair?
<beeng> thats rarer
<beeng> doesnt always happen
<beeng> although popular
<kilroy0097> Regardless of laundry or sick wheelchair person. They always get in the way of running main or supporting actors.
<beeng> yea
<beeng> thats why i wana be that guy
<beeng> caus the main character can beat the baddest criminal in town... but not the laundry guy
<beeng> no no
<beeng> laundry guy owned him with his cart
<kilroy0097> Director: Ok I want you to wheel this cart of stuff into the hall. You are not going to see the men shooting their guns and running towards you. They are going to run into your cart and knock it over and you out of the way. Your one line is, "Hey!"
<beeng> wait wait
<beeng> i need motivation
<beeng> whats my motivation!
<kilroy0097> Director: You spent hours neatly collecting many many pieces of laundry. You have painstakingly placed them in nice white bags and have carreid these heavy bags and put them into the cart which you then have to take elswhere. You have put a lot of effort into those bags and these assholes have decided to ruin your day by knocking over your cart, hurting you physically by knocking you over and also destroying some of your personal work.
<kilroy0097> Your angry, frustrated and dismissed and only have a split second to say this in the form of...
<kilroy0097> "Hey!"
<beeng> yea yea
<beeng> yea
* beeng is a method actor
<beeng> fucking guys! knocking over my laundry!
<beeng> yea!
<beeng> fuck!
<beeng> hey!
<beeng> hey!
<kilroy0097> Good! Good!
<kilroy0097> Now places people.
* beeng grabs cart, grinds teeth
<kilroy0097> And Roll Film, on the marks.. now... Action!
<kilroy0097> *que running guys down the hall*
* beeng pushes cart across hall
<kilroy0097> *running guy looking over his shoulder runs smack dab into the cart tipping it over and knocking you over*
* beeng stumbles
* beeng throws arms in air
<beeng> HEY!!!
<kilroy0097> *guy barly gives you notice as he quickly gets up and starts running off. guys chasing him jump over the cart and disappear down the hall*
<kilroy0097> Director: And cut!
<kilroy0097> Good job beeng. Nicely done.
<beeng> thanks coach
* kilroy0097 chuckles.
<beeng> too bad no one is here to see our comedical glory
<kilroy0097> LOL
<kilroy0097> yea too bad.
<beeng> should post this shit on the forums
<kilroy0097> I think most of the kiddies would think we were dorks.
<beeng> i know
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Sweet one act play beeng. I'd pay to see that. Better than paying to see a Kevin Costner movie.
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Tyferra wrote:

Sweet one act play beeng. I'd pay to see that. Better than paying to see a Kevin Costner movie.
yea... timecop allows lots of typing time
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beeng wrote:

<kilroy0097> I think most of the kiddies would think we were dorks. tongue
<beeng> i know sad
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Sorry, someone had to say it
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quiet you two. like i said, timecop has a lot of typing-time.

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