drake666
when Hell is full...
+184|7158|austria

pure_beef_69 wrote:

"let me fly"

Sticks to a particular server
QFT!!!!!!!!!!
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Usque Ad Finem
Angel.C-sq
Member
+24|7137|Computer Chair
That makes me an IO novice or so?
Hate jumping around :S
BVC
Member
+325|7144
So what you're saying is, everyone is a tard?

Yep, I agree with that
Baron_von_Kondas
Ok! Try smelling this banana!!!
+74|6940|There?
And this years Asshat-of-the-year award goes too...............................................Pure_beef_69
doneyone
Member
+30|7004|Holland Hardcore
What a lame post, why should an novice or expert drive lots of vehicles??
Diray
Member
+13|6910|København, Danmark
Yeah, I must be a noob as well, as I don't play purely for the points, but for the fun instead, as well as avoiding unnecessary tk's and staying away from the air.

EXCELLENT guide to skill level.
No, really.
Jolz
Member
+1|7030
If these rankings are for skill above expert you should have CAL Main players. Those guys don't care about points , they work as a team and they are there to do 1 thing WIN. Any of you pubbies that think you are any good join up on a low lvl TWL team or even a CAL Open team ,which my clan is doing this season. Go [DAWGS]!! You have not seen BF2 the way it was meant to be played. Or as EA would lead you to beleive the wrong way bcuz all the patches Dice has released is in direct result of something these competitive clans have come up with. All of the things ppl hate to see ppl do in servers is what you do to win. Anything except hacking goes. B4 you call your self expert maybe you should test yourself against the best...if you can make it that far most don't.
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7187|Comber, Northern Ireland
so tell us beef...wot would u call yourself?
twiistaaa
Member
+87|7117|mexico
ive made a more general realistic one, at least i think so. and there are 4 stages:

"n00b" (i think thats the first time ive ever wrote that hence the "")
Rank: Private - Gunnery Sgt/Master Sergeant
Servers: Any, usually all 64 player map servers
Common signs:

- doesn't usually have a good idea on map layout (will take long routes to get somewhere)
- 50/50 on squad joining, but usually never squad leader
- will fire at armour with 50 cal.
- usually punishes (or just hits anything to get rid of the msg)
- will keep running straight towards the enemy instead of going around, ie: hotel on karkand
- uses most kits, but never learns the finer points of each one because of it
- unless they are an idiot, they never risk flying attack helis or jets (will fly transport but again straight towards the enemy)
- general run and gun/rambo tactics

amateur
Rank: Staff Sergeant - First Sergeant
Servers: Map Specific
Common signs:

- understands commander requests better but doesnt always follow them
- uses the UAV to their advantage
- has a favourite kit and is getting good at using it (usually spec-ops or medic)
- has a favourite map (usually karkand, wake or sharqi)
- possibly still punishes but starts to understand the fundamentals
- used to most ground vechiles and can use them fairly well, not hesitant to run and grab one
- sometimes squadleader but not that often
- discovers chopper gunner and jet bomber (still not 100% on piloting yet, but will take a plane if its free)

expert (the good kind)
Rank: First Sergeant/Sgt Major - General
Servers: Map Specific (24/7 single map servers)
Common signs:

- finally knows most if not all maps like the back of their hand
- knows what flag needs to be attacked or defended both at the start and middle of the game
- wants a specific vechile but will let it go if taken and get on with the job at hand (will however keep an eye on it so they can nab it next time)
- chooses kit according to whats happening (tank at flag - AT/Spec-Ops, taking a tank - engineer etc)
- competent to skilled pilot, will grab a plane or chopper with no second thought. decent to excellent awareness
- doesn't punish unless its deliberate or possibly in a moment of frustration (no one is perfect)
- found in the top positions at the end of the round, often taking medals as well

whore
Rank: Captain - Colonel
Servers: Map Specific (24/7 single map servers)
Common signs:

- knows what they want
- they want it now
- nothing will stop them in getting it
- often never surpasses colonel
- karkand
- wake
- medic
- jet, armour

thats my experience at least. again prob not true for everyone.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7080|Finland

Let's see now.. I've coloured the things I know for sure that I am.. and I'm a:

N00bNoviceExpert!

1. N00b
2. Novice
3. Expert

1. n00b
Rank: First sergeants and below
Servers: Any server
Common signs:

Every round low score,
When being attacked runs and shoots rather than goes prone,
Stands infront of jets,
When a gunner in a heli fails to use TV guided missiles on large targets such as tanks, instead shoots them with machine gun.
TK's for anything
Does not understand squads
Likes the words "hey" and "nice shot"

2. Novice
Rank: First sergeant and above depending on player
Servers: Wake and City maps
Common Signs:

Good Average score,
Has mastered vehicles and will fly often

Usually medic or support
Will sometimes eject n00bs from helis, jets using the M95
Begins to learn the advantages of squads although will still smurf often
Likes the words "Haxor" and "N00b"

3. Expert
Rank: Often higher ranks but can be found from First sergeant and above.
Servers: Flying Maps and City maps
Common Signs:

Often found in armoured ground vehicles, Jets or Helis
Will Not hesitate to switch teams
Gets a great score on each round

Has mastered each weapon
Works always in squads that have more than Four players in the squad
Likes the words "STFU N00b" "Unlucky" "let me fly"
Loves to jump around
Sticks to a particular server

Last edited by DonFck (2006-09-29 05:24:23)

I need around tree fiddy.
Defiance
Member
+438|7119

Don, Victim, and Assult are the only experts posting in this thread. I am as well, even though I don't play.

Yes don, you can be a NoobNoviceExpert. It's cool.
Bernadictus
Moderator
+1,055|7185

Exppppurty
Cbass
Kick His Ass!
+371|7143|Howell, Mi USA
"When being attacked runs and shoots rather than goes prone"

I sometimes run a shoot or crouch, hardly ever prone. God im such a noob
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FrankieSpankie3388
Hockey Nut
+243|6979|Boston, MA
I consider myself an expert bsaed on the fact that I am always in the top 4-5 on my team every round without a problem. However, I don't go in vehicles too often. Nor do I fly, I only have a lot of hours as heli cuz I like to gun sometimes. I don't like the words "STFU N00b," "Unlucky," and "let me fly." I rarely play in a squad of 4 or more (I only play with people I know so my squad is rarely above 3, I leave it open for others to join. And I don't know what you mean by "loves to jump," I never understood why people complain about bunnyhoppers, they can't shoot while they jump, so just wait until they stay on their friggin feet...

Cbass wrote:

"When being attacked runs and shoots rather than goes prone"

I sometimes run a shoot or crouch, hardly ever prone. God im such a noob
I'm such a noob too. You do realize that when you run around a guy and shoot them, they have to turn around quickly which results in really bad accuracy. I think the creator is the noob in this topic.

Last edited by FrankieSpankie3388 (2006-09-29 07:09:03)

wohlfeil
Member
+4|7088
to :     =]-[f= ig88
deppandiKidnapped


you are not a noob, you are a betrayer:


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imdead
Death StatPadder
+228|7217|Human Meat Shield
Pure Beef you dont know what the hell you are talking about.. what servers you go to that gave you this information? Need to visit some adult ran servers from the looks of it.

I dont judge people like this from a game, but if you will its rather simple. As owning server and admining I can tell you one thing, its broken down to this:

Pointwhores
Regular players
People who think their shit don't stink.

Last edited by imdead (2006-09-29 07:14:46)

Des.Kmal
Member
+917|7066|Atlanta, Georgia, USA

Choclot wrote:

I rank you as a retard
lol
Add me on Origin for Battlefield 4 fun: DesKmal
Ubersturmbannfuhrer
I am a fucking homosexual
+211|7055|Parainen, Finland
I rank myself as an asshole now days...
I discussed it with my friend one day when we flew around with a chopper, making the best score in the team, and not concentrating on the game at all.. We were discussing about things that had happened earlier that day meanwhile i shot down helis and infantry and he took out tanks and APC´s..

Then he suddenly said:
I´m more surprised now days if you miss something, I mean, I take it for granted that you hit what you shoot at...

I thought about it and replied:

Yeah, thats probably why I have become a such asshole now days....

If you guys remember my thread "I´ve had it with high ranked solo chopper pilots!!!" Then you´ll probably remember how pissed I was at them officers who wanted to fly alone...
I have noticed that I do almost the same things now days (except border killing, hate it so much)
If I have a N00b gunner/pilot, I do everything to get him out from the chopper, I even try to explain that he helps the other team by being in the seat...
And that probably sucks for him... I hate myself for becoming one of theese "I'm better than you, testicle face"
guys, but what can you do, when you get better, you expect the same from rest of the team....

So for the record: Sorry all N00bs for being an asshole on the field, but this is what happens if you get the same treatment as I did back in the golden N00b n´Novice days..

Thanks for listening and have a really nice day wherever you are!!!!

Last edited by Ubersturmbannfuhrer (2006-09-29 07:28:40)

pure_beef_69
Banned
+186|7095

david363 wrote:

so tell us beef...wot would u call yourself?
Novice. Fucking hell you lot this isnt an "official" 3 stage guide, its just what i personally have noticed, it doesnt mean everyone is like that . retards
jsnipy
...
+3,277|6971|...

I don't think a first seargent is a noob.

If anything rank is the most useless guage of skills. n00b should be kdr < 1.

FAIL.
E7IX3R
is drunk and crazy
+216|7136|UK

Masterstyle wrote:

Ganko_06 wrote:

I think I'm an expert.  I always play flying or 24/7 City maps.  However, I have never said 'Noob' EVER.  And I do say 'nice shot' on occasion when I get counter-sniped from across the map.
judging by your stats....

EDIT: 512 suicides??? u like killing yourself are you emo bf2 player?.
Judging by your stats, you're a statpadder
pure_beef_69
Banned
+186|7095

E7IX3R wrote:

Masterstyle wrote:

Ganko_06 wrote:

I think I'm an expert.  I always play flying or 24/7 City maps.  However, I have never said 'Noob' EVER.  And I do say 'nice shot' on occasion when I get counter-sniped from across the map.
judging by your stats....

EDIT: 512 suicides??? u like killing yourself are you emo bf2 player?.
Judging by your stats, you're a statpadder
lmao pwned
basetballjones
Member
+30|7197
You forgot to add a class for better than expert..

I ticked off the expert reqs,  but myself and others bring these things to the table-

Brings 100+ points IAR more than 80% of the time
K:d never drops below 2:1
20+ killstreak
Not only whores one or two maps, but has a 4:1+ ratio on them
Picks up kits to gain an advantage when needed
Looks for people to ressupply
Will neutralize "that asshole" before he revives you
Will take your kit and use it to revive you...
Will give you back your kit.
Destroys tanks easier with AT mines than with C4
Sneaks like a motherfucker
Can utilize a FAV or a T-90 as anti-chopper
Gives his gunner the shot while using mouselook to spot other targets
Not only joins/leads squads,  but uses VOIP like he was born with it
Spots everything.... evrything!
Will throw a hook or a zipline for teammates even if he's not going with them.
Knows where every AA, TOW, vehicle, and enemy will spawn on the map
Camps aforementioned spawns, but prefers to steal something of theirs and gtfo before they all spawn as AT
Usually laughs when he dies
Plots while he waits
And get revenge on the respawn

After so long ingame, BF2 players get that 1000 yard stare, lol, or maybe it's some kind of shellshock induced dimentsia.. They start doing things unconventionaly and tryinig new things..  They also learn that their team is important, if not only for their value as decoys while you attack from the flank.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7139|Devon, England
wow, i'm an expert!
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|7075|UK
4: liquidat0r

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