You're so stupid that you take a spoon with you when you go to super bowl...
you're momma's so old she was a waitress at the llast supper
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Ban this racist faggot.J3ST3R wrote:
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That's what you got offended by, did you read any other jokes.Cold Fussion wrote:
Ban this racist faggot.J3ST3R wrote:
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black
Stopped reading after this one....hahahaaaaa!CameronPoe wrote:
What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing - they were both stuck-up cunts!
"Best worst Joke" -hmm, I wonder what the fuck that title means?Cold Fussion wrote:
Ban this racist faggot.J3ST3R wrote:
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black
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What do u call a lady with 1 leg?
Eileen
What do u call an asian lady with 1 leg?
Irene
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God said "let there be light"
Chuck Norris said "say please"
Eileen
What do u call an asian lady with 1 leg?
Irene
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God said "let there be light"
Chuck Norris said "say please"
I think I just lost brain cells due to this one. This is my favorite so far. +1 just for being that stupid. You deserve it.Marconius wrote:
Why did the girl fall out of the swing?
Because someone threw a piano at her!
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So, Nate and Rob are walking through the forest one day. They come across this lever stuck into a rock, with a bronze plaque placed above it. The Bronze plaque read, "If this lever is pulled, the end of the world will occur!"
Rob, being the extreme pessimist of the two, wanted to steer as far away as they could from the lever. Nate, being the more curious, decided to go over and try to pull it. Rob said, "No! Don't pull it! If..if you pull it...I'm gonna shoot you!"
But Nate tried to pull the lever, so Rob shot Nate.
The moral of the story is: Better Nate than Lever.
So a sheep walks into a baa...
How do you know if a black man is well hung?
There's no space between the rope and his neck.
No, I'm not racist.
There's no space between the rope and his neck.
No, I'm not racist.
ROFL137twozerosniper wrote:
thats fucking sickCameronPoe wrote:
Here's a good BAD joke:
Little Amy was running around the house of an evening when she burst into her parents room. Her mother had just got out of the shower and was drying herself. She was getting ready to go out to Bingo that night.
Amy: 'Mummy, Mummy, what are those two things there!?'
Mother: 'Oh dear, they're my breasts, dear!'
Amy: 'Mummy, Mummy, when do I get breasts? When do I get breasts?'
Mother: 'Oh kitten, you won't get them until you've grown up into a big girl, dear.'
Amy: 'And Mummy, what's that furry stuff down there?'
Feeling awkward, Mother: 'That's my pubic hair, dear!'
Amy: 'When do I get hair down there Mummy?'
Mother: 'Oh kitten, you won't get them until you've grown up into a big girl, dear.'
Amy, her inquisitiveness sated, runs off down the hall and bursts into the bathroom. SHe is confronted with something she doesn't quite understand - her father is over the toilet, masturbating.
Amy: 'Daddy, Daddy, what is that big purple snake thing there Daddy?'
Shocked Daddy: 'Er, that's my dick, dear!'
Amy: 'Daddy, Daddy, when do I get one of those, Daddy?'
Daddy: 'As soon as your mum goes to bingo!!!!!!'
Depraved.
how do you get four gays on a bar stool ?
turn it upside down
turn it upside down
What's long, black and can last all day?
The Welfare Line
The Welfare Line
"Best worst Joke"
Your mom is like a brick flat on both sides and always getting laid by Mexicans.
Your mom is like a brick flat on both sides and always getting laid by Mexicans.
This is the only one I have laughed at so far, but I am reading backwards. It's so funny.Paco_the_Insane wrote:
what did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas?
Cancer.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
A stick!
D'oh!Vub wrote:
It's amazing how many times this joke has been made in this exact thread.Jinto-sk wrote:
Q, What's Brown and sticky
A, A stick
Bastard.Ty wrote:
Hmm, yeah but I was the first who used it. True! Look on page two!
whats pink and fluffy.........pink fluff
whats blue and fluffy.........pink fluff holding its breath
whats big and green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ............. a field
whats the difference between an essex girl and a bowling ball ...........you cant fit an essex girl in a bowling ball
bad i know
whats blue and fluffy.........pink fluff holding its breath
whats big and green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ............. a field
whats the difference between an essex girl and a bowling ball ...........you cant fit an essex girl in a bowling ball
bad i know
A priest, a rabbi, the pope, a talking dog, a blonde, a blind man, a redneck, a polish guy, two nuns and a guy with a duck on his head walk into a bar and the place collapses in on itself in a joke cliché implosion.
There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can’t count and bastards.
I don't like people who take drugs........ Customs for example
There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can’t count and bastards.
I don't like people who take drugs........ Customs for example
Alright heres a couple.
Did you hear Micheal Jackson ran in a marathon? He didn't win he only came in a little behind.
What do Micheal Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? When the leave kids rooms the sacks are empty!
You mama is so fat that she keeps her vibrator on a gun rack.
Did you hear Micheal Jackson ran in a marathon? He didn't win he only came in a little behind.
What do Micheal Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? When the leave kids rooms the sacks are empty!
You mama is so fat that she keeps her vibrator on a gun rack.
Haven't read am all so sorry if its a repost
What's pink and orange and sinks in a pool.
A. A baby with burst armbands
What's blue and orange and sunk?
A. Same baby a week later
/coat.
What's pink and orange and sinks in a pool.
A. A baby with burst armbands
What's blue and orange and sunk?
A. Same baby a week later
/coat.
What does Michael Jackson like about twenty eight year olds?
There's twenty of them.
There's twenty of them.
In convent school, a nun asks the children which job they want to perform in their later life.
Catherine: I wanna be a Prostitute!
Nun: WHAT!!!?????
Catherine: A Prostitute.
Nun: Oh, well, I understood 'Protestant'
haha this is the worst (but in germany its funny :>)
oh i know a good one:
MUMMY MUMMY THE DOG FUCKS!!!
Why not.. it´s natural
BUT IT HURTS!!!!
or this one:
Child: Daddy.. what´s a transvestit??
Dad: Ask mommy, he knows!
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Catherine: I wanna be a Prostitute!
Nun: WHAT!!!?????
Catherine: A Prostitute.
Nun: Oh, well, I understood 'Protestant'
haha this is the worst (but in germany its funny :>)
oh i know a good one:
MUMMY MUMMY THE DOG FUCKS!!!
Why not.. it´s natural
BUT IT HURTS!!!!
or this one:
Child: Daddy.. what´s a transvestit??
Dad: Ask mommy, he knows!
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Ban this faggot who can't tell what a joke is.Cold Fussion wrote:
Ban this racist faggot.J3ST3R wrote:
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black