I played to much BF2

2005-12-05 19:30:42

#1

Gatistance: Member; +0|6911

I was playing from 2:45 am to 5:23 pm... The first bad thing that happened was when I was driving to the airport becuase I work in Georgia and I live in Ohio and I hate long drives... I was on the highway and I saw a black plastic bag, I slammed on the breaks becuase i thought it was an Anti Tank mine, the car behind me smashed into me and I got out and asked if he was ok. He said he was fine and asked what had happend and i said, well, uh sorry sir I play to much computer and im starting to see things, and he said, is there any problems sir? I told him it was fine and my car was broken already. repairs cost me $750. the next thing happened at the airport... I was on the plane and taking off when i started searching for buttons to display the laser guided missles on those jets in the secondary seat from BF2. I saw a glowing red button on the cieling so I pressed it... A bunch of those weird mask things fell out of the cieling on to me. I called my Girl friend from the phones on the plane and she said hi how is your flight going? and as she said that, I saw a little kid playing with a toy tank in his mothers lap, as a result I interrupted her on accident and shouted ENEMY TANK SPOTTED! and she got wicked mad and dumped me. worst day of my entire life...

Last edited by Gatistance (2005-12-05 19:32:46)

2005-12-05 19:39:31

#2

hurricane2oo5: Do One Ya Mug !!!; +176|6957|mansfield

ermmmmm yeh. nice one

2005-12-05 19:47:15

#3

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6968|Noizyland

Funny story. Made me laugh. I can understand possibly the mine thing, but the stuff that happned in the plane... maybe not.
Still, I remember when I was walking home after playing BF2 and hearing a helicopter. I looked for a place to take cover before I realised it was a Westpac Rescue Helicopter.

Last edited by Tyferra (2005-12-05 19:50:43)

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2005-12-05 20:05:00

#4

Gatistance: Member; +0|6911

My point is dont play to much BF2, but play alot... Im getting some sleep now :\

2005-12-05 20:06:13

#5

Gatistance: Member; +0|6911

hurricane2oo5 wrote:
ermmmmm yeh. nice one

whats that supposed to mean?

2005-12-05 20:08:58

#6

~THE_LOTUS_POD~: Member; +2|6939

thats something but during thanksgiving break i played from tuesday night all the way to friday morning then i went to the mall wit my mom and started to c names above peoples heads and the asians didnt have any names above there heads ( i dont play china often ) and i couldnt do anything cause i without my trusty C4 and i tried to bunny hop but it made me just look funny........

2005-12-05 20:16:19

#7

irenicus999: Member; +0|6936

I don't mean to sound like a prick, but I don't believe you.

2005-12-05 20:18:11

#8

~THE_LOTUS_POD~: Member; +2|6939

u dont have too belive me but its true and i thought it was hilarious and so did my friends

2005-12-05 20:25:39

#9

irenicus999: Member; +0|6936

I was actually referring to Gatistance. I wasn't very clear on that.

2005-12-06 02:23:59

#10

Landepaukku: Finnish bush-man; +23|7030|Finland

owned...

2005-12-06 02:30:12

#11

notorious: Nay vee, bay bee.; +1,396|6940|The United Center

i agree with irenicus.

and the red writing makes me want to shoot you.

2005-12-06 17:31:32

#12

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6935|FUCK UBISOFT

i believe lotus more than "Gatistance" there is no button on planes that does that.

2005-12-06 20:28:21

#13

Home: Section.80; +447|7041|Seattle, Washington, USA

Um, I think it's s'posed to be a joke.

2005-12-06 20:42:52

#14

chickenmuncher: Member; +2|6944| U.S.A.

Um..... .......uh...... ...... WTF WERE THE PEOPLE IN THE PLANE THINKING WHEN THE MASKS FELL DOWN??
hahaha

2005-12-07 19:20:28

#15

E^vo1: Member; +-1|6919|Canada

I'm always looking at buildings and saying "Man, that would be a wicked spot to snipe from...."

2005-12-07 19:29:08

#16

beeng: Get C4, here!; +66|6979

When you got to the airport did you have to m95 a guy out of your plane?

2005-12-09 16:11:15

#17

Paladus902: The Last Man Standing; +1|6979

beeng wrote:
When you got to the airport did you have to m95 a guy out of your plane?

Dont you just hate when people steal your vehicles?

(Nice stats Beeng! )

2005-12-18 19:24:38

#18

Mackattacka: Member; +0|6899|New York

Well, I love knifing people in BF2, so when I was playing paintball one day with some friends. I snuck up behind one of the guys, and just pimp chopped him on the neck, (relates to knifing).. He fell on the ground, turned around and shot the hell out of me.. But, I just couldnt resist, BF2 made me do it

2005-12-18 19:37:35

#19

^DD^GRiPS: American Hillbilly; +12|6992|Long Beach, CA

This is a feeble attempt, nice try though.

Ptfo

2006-02-19 10:13:29

#20

jonnykill: The Microwave Man; +235|6873

90% percent of my dreams are combat now . I get the good old " I can't run for shit in my dreams " as well . I see a whole bunch of troops firing at me and I try to run for cover . My feet are going like crazy but I can't get anywhere . So I turn and go prone and start shooting . Then I hear shit behind me like leaves rusting and I know I'm about to get stabbed - that's when I usually wake up about 20 minutes before I need to wake up for the day and I can't get back to sleep .

2006-02-19 10:24:25