I hope pokemon puts out.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
It's what all the cool kids were into about 6-7 years ago.superfly_cox wrote:
will somebody explain to me exactly what the fuck pokemon (i know it stands for pocket monster) are and why there was such a pokemon craze!?
If by cool you mean the one's who huddled in big groups playing while everyone else was doing something worthwhile. I.E. Not back-handing their girlfriends.
Yes, that is what I meant by cool.rh27 wrote:
If by cool you mean the one's who huddled in big groups playing while everyone else was doing something worthwhile. I.E. Not back-handing their girlfriends.
How come you posted before about your boyfriend going on your computer and asking wtf is this . He hinted u were gay lol obviously its you but you just contradicted yourself your story telling is lacking fancy I am saddened by this now please leave me be.
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you win the best boyfriend ever award.
Fancy_Pollux is a bloody GOD! he is so fucking hilarious.. hey pollux you ever considered going into serious comedy? or.. have considered going into script writing.
Absolute God. I love you.
Absolute God. I love you.
LT.Victim wrote:
2 words.. Your Fucked..
Thats what you get for playing pokemon..
ROFLjord wrote:
Pokemon Red?
I have a problem myself guys. My pikachu wants to fuck my bulbasaur.
Roflcakes.. nice one pollux..
2 words about your grammar - You're retarded..LT.Victim wrote:
2 words.. Your Fucked..
Shiney Pidgey? WTF? You totally ruined your relationship with your girlfriend for a shiney pidgey? Couldn't you have paused the game or some shit like that? Pollux, I thought you were old enough to grow out of Pokemon.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
dittoLaidBackNinja wrote:
*COUGHCOUGH*
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
This must be a joke because no one is possibly that fucking stupid.
If it is true, you really deserve to be alone..... with your pokemon's.
If it is true, you really deserve to be alone..... with your pokemon's.
LaidBackNinja wrote:
*COUGHCOUGH*
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
I think your first problem is playing pokemon...secondly, that ho deserved it...she owned a cat. She sucks, no wonder her parents got a divorce.
smooth. dude people post on these forums so they can get advice. Mine is leave it a couple of days, try to get her friends to take her out. My cat got run over recently and I was very upset. The best thing for someone like that is to get them out and about and try to take their mind off i t. when she seems cheered up from that, apologise to her for being a dick and take her somewhere niceFancy_Pollux wrote:
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".
So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.
I start screaming every obsenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and appearantly I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.
You know, i wouldn't be surprised if that story was actually true.
Wow. Yet another entertaining story from Pollux. I lol'd.
P.S.: You guys know, all of Fancy's stories are just plain FICTION, right?!?!?!?!??
P.S.: You guys know, all of Fancy's stories are just plain FICTION, right?!?!?!?!??
congrats
now let me announced the winner for the darwin award:
and the award goes to...........Fancy_Pollux
now let me announced the winner for the darwin award:
and the award goes to...........Fancy_Pollux
there is no smoking on these forums, so stop blowing smoke up my ass!
didnt see this way bye fancy pollux, all my good advice wasted
its a joke. if u noticed, THE STORY HAS PERFECT GRAMMER, SPELLING, AND PUNCTUATION. he probably copied and pasted it from someother website. good story though gotta admit (shiny pidgey, lol).
This is bullshit.
Why?
Because people who play Pokemon don't have girlfriends.
Why?
Because people who play Pokemon don't have girlfriends.