pimp handed....lmfao
haha, if this isn't copied off some website its the funniest thing i ever read, or maybe not... but at least a chuckle or twoFancy_Pollux wrote:
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".
So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.
I start screaming every obsenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and appearantly I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.
It's so funny with the new people who can't tell this is all a terrible joke...
I dont care if its true or not, I thought it was pretty damn funny that the guy would even post something about playing Pokemon.....I have an 8 yr old that wouldnt touch that crappy ass game, at least I dont have to worry about him "pimp slapping" his imaginary girlfriend.
irobot FTW.LaidBackNinja wrote:
*COUGHCOUGH*
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
and, lol, if that was true then you should know that games don't have anything on girls, and your a screw up if that is what really happened.
still funny though, i love your posts.
Maybe ban the girls/women out of your life till you have gone past the period in your life of fanatic/addicted gameplay and have the maturity to focus on priorities. Less damage - physical and psychical.
Gaming will be more fun afterwards
Gaming will be more fun afterwards
1. Ur an idiot!
2. Solve ur own problem
2. Solve ur own problem
LOL, Fancy_Pollow FTW! Hope the DS is alright
totally worth it
You should put up a sign, Touch the DS and get pimp slapped
You should put up a sign, Touch the DS and get pimp slapped
Rrrrrriccoo...
Suaaavveee...
Suaaavveee...
I need around tree fiddy.
Run, run for the hills.
But they are coming from that way.
Well Run the other way!
But they are coming from that way.
Well Run the other way!
LaidBackNinja wrote:
*COUGHCOUGH*
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Fancy_Pollux for President.
LMFAO!! That was hilarious.
LMFAO!! That was hilarious.
That poor GameBoy. You treat ya' Girl wrong
did you atleast have make-up sex?
will somebody explain to me exactly what the fuck pokemon (i know it stands for pocket monster) are and why there was such a pokemon craze!?
gg fancy
If this is true, you could be the biggest douchebag ALIVE!!!
shiney pidgey. . . . are you fucking kidding me? what the fuck is a shiney pidgey??
wait. . .wait. . .I retract my first statement!!
YOU ARE the biggest douchebag alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shiney pidgey. . . . are you fucking kidding me? what the fuck is a shiney pidgey??
wait. . .wait. . .I retract my first statement!!
YOU ARE the biggest douchebag alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if this is true then you are a dick and deserve to die , if not then its pretty funny.
Give us a picture of her, and let us weigh it out between a shiny pidgy and her
Pokemon > All Crazes of the Like
Pokemon > All Crazes of the Like
is she patched up? maybe she couldn't bunnyhop anymore to avoid it. That's what really bothers her
keep 'em coming Fancy
keep 'em coming Fancy
Lol, funny stuff.
Still surprised how many people get sucked in..
Still surprised how many people get sucked in..
hes just testing how many idiots are there on the forumsDarky wrote:
Lol, funny stuff.
Still surprised how many people get sucked in..
If she was hot fancyPants then say your sorry.
Otherwise, count yourself lucky shes gone. ( can you tell I'm married ?)
Otherwise, count yourself lucky shes gone. ( can you tell I'm married ?)