Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6904
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".
 
So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
 
A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.
 
I start screaming every obsenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and appearantly I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.
seymorebutts443
Ready for combat
+211|6853|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA
smooth
Canadian_Sniper_X
Member
+45|6747|Kamloops, BC Canada
...........I don't know what to say?? how old are you?
MrPredictable
Member
+14|6944
why are you posting this online? if you really did care you would have fixxed the problem by now.
[LCI]squeakyfleece
O-<--< stick man lolololol
+27|6915|perv
Lol!!!!
LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|6967|Charlie One Alpha
*COUGHCOUGH*

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|6881|Camp XRay

thats what happens when you play pokemon...sucks try standing outside her house later tonight with a overcoat on and holding a boom box over your head while it plays peter gabriels "in your eyes."
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jamie_v1.1
Member
+35|6760|Leeds, UK
Nice one, well done - you may never have another girlfriend again - hope the shiney pigey or whatever was worth it!, even if u did lose it again.  As you get older, you will master the art of pretending to listen to a woman while doing whatever you want, ive been doing this for years!
Mong0ose
Will it blend?
+24|6744|UK
what a load of bollox

Anyone who plays pokemon clearly wldnt have a partner in real life......
jord
Member
+2,382|6936|The North, beyond the wall.
Shiny Charizard is better.
|60|Cobalt
Terror in the Skies
+30|7009|Leipzig/Germany
o boy - u aren't that smart, are you?
you owe her a huge apology - take her problems serious, otherwise you soon can find yourself a new gf i guess

i hope you can fix it
LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|6967|Charlie One Alpha
Anyone who believes this story obviously doesn't know Fancy_Pollox.... or is a total idiot.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|6881|Camp XRay

LaidBackNinja wrote:

Anyone who believes this story obviously doesn't know Fancy_Pollox.... or is a total idiot.
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SFCCDailey
Banned
+106|6973|USA
Well, .......there's always hookers!
Hydroion
Member
+67|6880|England
nice one fancy, im surprised how many people actually beleived you.
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6820|British Columbia, Canada
2 words..  Your Fucked..

Thats what you get for playing pokemon..
jord
Member
+2,382|6936|The North, beyond the wall.
Pokemon Red?
Wicked_Wumpus
Member
+7|6748|Ann Arbor, MI
I think coming to this site with a woman problem was not a very good idea.  You won't get much advice here, I mean come on, who in here has actually had contact with a woman?  I'm still waiting for my turn.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6950
ahahahah oh god, i love u fancy LOL
Mong0ose
Will it blend?
+24|6744|UK
er..........
jamie_v1.1
Member
+35|6760|Leeds, UK

Wicked_Wumpus wrote:

I think coming to this site with a woman problem was not a very good idea.  You won't get much advice here, I mean come on, who in here has actually had contact with a woman?  I'm still waiting for my turn.
Speak for yourself son, i've had plenty, i've lost count.  You don't have to be a total loser to love computer games!.
Paco_the_Insane
Phorum Phantom
+244|6902|Ohio
i know, why are there so many new people on bf2s all of a sudden?

anyway, fancy, where do you get your information on pokemon, anyway? you seem to know a little too much...
jord
Member
+2,382|6936|The North, beyond the wall.

Paco_the_Insane wrote:

i know, why are there so many new people on bf2s all of a sudden?

anyway, fancy, where do you get your information on pokemon, anyway? you seem to know a little too much...
He steals his storys from various other forums!
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6950
oh yeah i forgot to mention. Pidgey FTW
Nice_Lamb
Banned
+1|6703

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".
 
So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
 
A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.
 
I start screaming every obsenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and appearantly I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.
damn your fucked, not only have you lost the shiny pidgy thing, youve fucked your DS, your GF and you Pimp handed her. Shit i feel bad for you now

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