BF2S Forums Funniest glitch in the world

Jodah3 wrote:

I just kinda looked at the body for sec, looked at my M95, slowly put the gun down, and walked away....

My vote for line of the week... 

...And people whine that the M95 is underpowered...

funniest glitch i got was i shot down a helicopter from a building top and the heli landed on the next building top, i quickly grabbed a sniper kit from my dead ally(he wont be needing it, no medics nearby, and i dont know CPR, LOL) and looked at the pilots. the heli was gone, but the pilots were in a sitting position, like in class, or something. it was hilarious, i was thinking, schooled them!

A glitch that i've noticed happens at carrier maps like Gulf of Oman or Wake, where i'd be MEC, or PLA and charge into the carrier by boat. if your running up the larger set of stairs (the ones that lead to both sides of the ship) and the black hawk spawns up and that same moment, you'll pop up right infront the black hawk gunner seat. thats happened to me like 5 or 6 times and i dont mind too much cuz i can just hop in the mini gun seat and mow the grass


p.s. yeah im one of those people who sets up a squad on your carrier and shoots you down as you try to take off (takes off shirt) ...what are you gonna do huh? whata you gonna do?       lmao

Since I havent experienced one of those funny glitches, im gonna tell you a weird one.

On Karkand I drove with an !!!! Full Health !!! APC to Suburbs flag. You know, the one a little outside where every round at least 5 USMCs go to.

Around the flag there are two walls of sandbags.

So its me comming along with my APC in direction flag. Slowing down the vehicle, and softly bumping into one of those sandbagwalls and then my APC went BOOOM and I was dead.

No C4, no mines, no antitank. BF just stated: "=CL=_Crusader" is no more.

My conclusion: Sandbags are way more dangerous than Anti-tanks becaus they kill you with one hit.

BB|EyeSeePeeDude wrote:

Jodah3 wrote:

I just kinda looked at the body for sec, looked at my M95, slowly put the gun down, and walked away....

My vote for line of the week... 

I agree.

Blankwindow wrote:

Funniest had to be to me the other day on karkland. I had never seen this before the patch but i was in a tank and halling uss back to the MEC main spawnpoint to recapture it from the USMC and suddenly my tank just jumped in the air. My squadmate was watching and said i easily wne t 50 feet up i landed and kept on driving without a scratch. We tried to do it again so we could catch it on drops but were unable.

that happened to me too, but i was in an M1 headed into Karkand, my friend that i was on the phone with was firing some rounds and we just popped into the air until we almost couldnt see the ground anymore. we were like "holy shit that was crazy" and were laughing our asses off, even though the tank had suffered some damage coming  down

Jodah...bro...u kill me.

I was flying a chopper once and got blown up, I hit the "E" button when I got the lock alarm (my health was very low) and right as I bailed the chopper got hit and blew up. Instead of killing me as usual, it flung me down hard, but I was very high and sailed right down towards another friendly chopper and I just kept punching the "E" button over and over and when I got close - poof, I was in the gunner's seat. I was so shocked I kept asking everyone if they saw that !!!!

We have all had those wierd flying glitches (when you get blown up or shot from a high caliber rifle at short range), or when you are driving at full health and you collide with another vehicle of the same size (instant death), and only one of you get's kill credit... Or, ramming a tank with an APC and getting to launch a rocket into the undercarriage of the tank... it flies for a good 30 yards before blowing up.

.. it is just some of the joy of not having a dedicated physics processor on the PC yet... wait another two years, and that will be another requirement for FPS games...

My best glitch so far has been shooting someone trying to climb the stairs of the Hotel (on Karkand) with a Jackhammer, and he flew into the opposite building, and stuck to the wall...  10 feet in the air...  Even he was commenting that he didn't get that "looking at the sky" view when he died....

well last night when i was going for my expert explosives i c4'ed a guy and he went flying into the air like arty hit him then when he was coming down it looked like he was bouncing on a trampoline. he would not hit the ground justr kept bouncing on an invisible platform in the air

he_who_says_zonk wrote:

my favourite glitch is the one where revived players sometimes have mental bodies, like the arms are out at a T shape to the body, (i think it is when they have knife out), they look so freaky, it scares and amuses me when they run at me like that

Look under my name on the left side of my post, thats what my little phrase means, jumping off buildings with no kit. To do that you have to revive someone when there is no kit near them, the best way to do this is to keep picking up the kit until it is dropped a fair bit away from the dead guy, like picvk it up, then sep back a bit pick up your old one and repeat till its pretty far away from them, then revive him and he'll have no kit and run around with his arms poking out, if you kill him and revive him his arms will be in different positions. I once got my friend to have his arms by his side like superman flying and then got him to jump off the hotel roof in Karkand and he looked like he could fly. Thats why I have that phrase beside my name.