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google bro
google bro
Thnxs For The Help And Suggestions Guys.
A picture eh.....E7IX3R wrote:
Please take a picture of your desk.
Do you have a job or anything?
Chuy you are my idol.
QFEmakeuser wrote:
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google bro
I registered for the forum just to say thanks. The fact that people would give you greif over something that you provide for free is so completely foreign to me. It's unbelievable. You've got the best BF2 site out there, by far. Thanks a million!
I know I'm new, but I've been reading this board for a long time. I havn't seen this mentioned so here goes.
Chuy (you da man btw ) Suggestion for the Queueing system.
I've noticed the time between updates has been changed from 2 hours, to now, 6 hours, I know this is designed to keep the queue shorter and wait time shorter, however I've noticed that I play the game at times of the day that this site and the queue seems quieter. If my 6hour wait ends at 10am in the UK it's an estimated 20seconds until the update, if I go and play for 2 hours, I cant check my new stats for another 4 hours yet I know at this time of the day the queue is still pretty idle. Would it be possible to schedule the 'next update' based on how busy the queue is, so that at queiter times of the day it's possible to get more udpates than the busier times. Similar to ISP's encouraging downloads during offpeak.
Chuy (you da man btw ) Suggestion for the Queueing system.
I've noticed the time between updates has been changed from 2 hours, to now, 6 hours, I know this is designed to keep the queue shorter and wait time shorter, however I've noticed that I play the game at times of the day that this site and the queue seems quieter. If my 6hour wait ends at 10am in the UK it's an estimated 20seconds until the update, if I go and play for 2 hours, I cant check my new stats for another 4 hours yet I know at this time of the day the queue is still pretty idle. Would it be possible to schedule the 'next update' based on how busy the queue is, so that at queiter times of the day it's possible to get more udpates than the busier times. Similar to ISP's encouraging downloads during offpeak.
Chuy, you rock!ThomasMorgan wrote:
anytime someone makes something like this for thousands and thousands of people to use...for free...
grateful doesnt even begin to describe it.
keep up the great work, chuy. i, along with tens of thousands of other people truly appreciate it.
What's up with the queue now? I played for about 9h ago and I'm at over place 30k in the queue
Chuy,
Would i be able to help at all?
I can write in HTML,VBA & VB alright so if i can help PM me. I wanna give back to you some of what you have given us
Let me know.
Would i be able to help at all?
I can write in HTML,VBA & VB alright so if i can help PM me. I wanna give back to you some of what you have given us
Let me know.
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
goodluck
I have the same issue right now. If I had to venture a guess... I would bet EA has changed something in the datastream and the server isn't liking it. Maybe a sign of 1.4?MrBrain wrote:
What's up with the queue now? I played for about 9h ago and I'm at over place 30k in the queue
No, it's BF2S. MySQL took a shit, so the queue was disabled. Don't worry, it's all being taken care of.
When the MySQL server craps out the stats queue takes a crap as well. Dun worry, we have it all under control.Viper007Bond wrote:
No, it's BF2S. MySQL took a shit, so the queue was disabled. Don't worry, it's all being taken care of.
Lies! We all know this website is run by a bunch of understaffed, underpaid, but overly intoxicated chimpanzees!duk0r wrote:
When the MySQL server craps out the stats queue takes a crap as well. Dun worry, we have it all under control.Viper007Bond wrote:
No, it's BF2S. MySQL took a shit, so the queue was disabled. Don't worry, it's all being taken care of.
As long as I get my bananas and Jack Daniels I can keep the mice going on the wheels.ThomasMorgan wrote:
Lies! We all know this website is run by a bunch of understaffed, underpaid, but overly intoxicated chimpanzees!duk0r wrote:
When the MySQL server craps out the stats queue takes a crap as well. Dun worry, we have it all under control.Viper007Bond wrote:
No, it's BF2S. MySQL took a shit, so the queue was disabled. Don't worry, it's all being taken care of.
Where do you think your stats come from? We pay the monkeys in bananas to pound away at keyboards to calculate your stats.
*Genetically Attaches Himself to duk0r's Ass*
*Genetically Attaches Himself to Viper's Ass*
*Genetically Attaches Himself to Tyferra's Ass*
*Hipthrusts chuy furiously*
See? See? Play your cards right and you get loving from the bear.
*Genetically Attaches Himself to Viper's Ass*
*Genetically Attaches Himself to Tyferra's Ass*
*Hipthrusts chuy furiously*
See? See? Play your cards right and you get loving from the bear.
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=41912polarbearz wrote:
*Genetically Attaches Himself to duk0r's Ass*
*Genetically Attaches Himself to Viper's Ass*
*Genetically Attaches Himself to Tyferra's Ass*
*Hipthrusts chuy furiously*
See? See? Play your cards right and you get loving from the bear.
SOOO pwned +1Snipedya14 wrote:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=41912polarbearz wrote:
*Genetically Attaches Himself to duk0r's Ass*
*Genetically Attaches Himself to Viper's Ass*
*Genetically Attaches Himself to Tyferra's Ass*
*Hipthrusts chuy furiously*
See? See? Play your cards right and you get loving from the bear.
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Hi, and welcome to EA!Viper007Bond wrote:
We pay the monkeys in bananas to pound away at keyboards to calculate your stats.
Er, uh.
chuyskywalker wrote:
Hi, and welcome to EA!Viper007Bond wrote:
We pay the monkeys in bananas to pound away at keyboards to calculate your stats.
Er, uh.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
GREAT JOB!!!!!
This GAME would not be what it is without everyone that contributes to it.
Much appriciation from the LONE STAR STATE
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
This GAME would not be what it is without everyone that contributes to it.
Much appriciation from the LONE STAR STATE
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
if you though your queue was bad...Next Update 47645th
I once wrote 10.000 lines, that took me a year fulltime! Skip the coding, this site is great as it is. :-)
is there some sort of eta for when we'll be able to get the stats again?