BF2S Forums Stupid Fact of the Day

Every year about 98% of atoms in your body are replaced.

here today, gone tomorrow

sagexp wrote:

Jinto-sk wrote:

Lmao I need a pregnant female friend to go try that out

Did you know you can shoot a Scotsman with a Crossbow if they are within the city walls of York

Thats one first class one way rail ticket to York purchased, and now posted to Spawnofthemist

LOL

I was about to ask what us Welsh can do but I won't due to offensive replies.

jord wrote:

More people are injured by vending machines than by sharks.

ROFL

The Honey Badger is the most fierce animal in the world
Its even in the Guinness Book of World Records (dont know how they found that out)

Here are some weird laws in the USA. http://informationcentral0.tripod.com/id7.html

Hope you enjoy.

Wheels(;

that's funny since my penor is only as big as a barnacle

The original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy.

FoShizzle wrote:

Shem wrote:

FoShizzle wrote:

Except that a mosquito is an insect and not an animal.

I laughed at that.

Insects are part of the animal kingdom, and I seriously hope you were joking.

I've been served...you are right

Animal - Any living organism, excluding plants and bacteria, typically able to move about - Webster's.

Did you ask Webster from TV? What about fungus?

BTW Mosquitos don't kill anyone, it's the malaria they carry.

Now for a stupid fact from Wikipedia... I love these guys:

The Platypus (Ornithorhynchus anatinus) is a 30–60 cm long, semi-aquatic mammal endemic to eastern Australia and Tasmania, and one of the five extant species of monotremes, the only mammals that lay eggs instead of giving birth to live young (the other four are echidnas). It is the sole extant representative of its family (Ornithorhynchidae) and genus (Ornithorhynchus), though a number of fossilised relatives have been found, some of them also in the Ornithorhynchus genus.

This egg-laying, duck-billed mammal whose males have a venomous spur on the hind foot, baffled naturalists when it was first discovered. The uniqueness of the platypus makes it a recognizable symbol of Australia (along with the kangaroo and koala); it is featured on the reverse of the Australian 20-cent coin.

Canadianloser wrote:

Today's Fact:

The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.

I spat out the cereal I was eating, laughing so hard after reading that, damnit, MY KEYBOARD, ahhh!

Since the United Nations was founded in 1945, there have been 140 wars.

Wheelchairdude wrote:

Here are some weird laws in the USA. http://informationcentral0.tripod.com/id7.html

Hope you enjoy.

Wheels(;

Some of the best ones:

Arizona:
In Tucson women can't wear pants.

Arkansas:
A man can beat his wife yet only once per month.  ??
In Little Rock if a man and woman flirt with each other on the streets they could be jailed for 30 days.  ??

California:
In Pacific Grove, "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine.  wtf?

Connecticut:
It's illegal to dispose of used razorblades. ummmm?
Any one caught biking (riding a bicycle) over 65mph will be ticketed.  they deserve a medal not a ticket
In Harford a man can't kiss his wife on sundays.  riiight...

Georgia
In Johnsboro it's illegal to say "Oh,boy".  ...?
In Quitman it's illegal for chickens to cross the road.  lmao

Idaho

It's illegal to look unhappy.  lol??
Boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh over 50lbs.  wow!!

Louisiana
In New Orlean's it's illegal for a woman to drive unless her husband is infront of the car waving a flag.  lmao

Maine
The most money one can legally win gambling is three dollars. whats the point of gambling then?

Minnesota
Every man in Brainerd is required by law to grow a beard.

Nebraska
If a child burps during a church service in Omaha, his or her parents may be arrested.  wtf?

New York
It's against the law to throw a ball at a person's head just for fun. 
In Walden you can't give someone a drink of water with out a permit.

Oregon
Dishes must drip dry.   why??
Ice Cream can't be eaten on Sundays.

Virginia
An unmarried person can not have sex, this crime is punishable as a class 4 misdemener.  wtf??

Washington
All lolipops are banned.  ......?

Elmo, a puppet from the children's television show "Sesame Street," testified on April 23,2002 during a House Labor, Health and Human Services, Education Appropriations Committee hearing on Capitol Hill in Washington. He was testifying in favour of school music education. He is the first puppet in history to testify on Capitol Hill.


WTF??? No wonder our governments so screwed up, they're taking advice from freakin muppets.