I Love Making Little Kids Cry.

2006-08-28 15:53:25

#26

Gamematt: Stocking ur medpacks; +135|6876|Groningen, The Netherlands

chittydog wrote:
Making kids cry isn't funny. Making adults cry is very funny.

maybe adults wil cry if they find theire kids crying
but it is a little harsh to do.....why dont you give out free icecream (like really cheap ones)
everybody will love you for it XD

2006-08-28 18:10:19

#27

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6811|Seattle

I think of it as a life lesson for the kids. Don't judge a book by its cover...All that glitters aint gold...Just cuz a girl can sing and dance, doesn't mean you'll get to eat her ice cream...etc.

Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-08-28 18:18:12)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-08-28 18:23:36

#28

{TL}SHARPSHOOTER: Vacuum Sealed for Freshness; +26|6959|The Island of Carls Jr.

"OMGWTFPWNZROXORZ!!!!11!!11 MOOOMMM I WANT SOME ICE CREAM OMG OMG OMG"
Did you really do that? Any of the parents pissed off?

2006-08-28 18:28:28

#29

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6811|Seattle

{TL}SHARPSHOOTER wrote:
"OMGWTFPWNZROXORZ!!!!11!!11 MOOOMMM I WANT SOME ICE CREAM OMG OMG OMG"
Did you really do that? Any of the parents pissed off?

I've never stuck around long enough to see the parents reaction I'm sure anyone could see the humor in it. It's mean but in a funny sort of way-

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-08-28 18:28:53

#30

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank: U.S. > Iran; +497|6792|Florida

{TL}SHARPSHOOTER wrote:
Any of the parents pissed off?

Yes, actually it seems to have been this guy

Rec(+)n wrote:
doesnt matter, youre still a fucking asshole, and i feel sorry for your children if you ever have them

2006-08-28 18:31:15

#31

Hyper: Banned; +154|6965

+1 downsyndrome
the funny kind

2006-08-28 18:32:09

#32

R3v4n: We shall beat to quarters!; +433|6701|Melbourne

Ill do it, we only have like 1000 people in our town anyways. How to make Adults cry:

Door knock them till they calll the cops then when the cops are inside door knock once more and bolt. so funny

Another idea play it then turn it off when they come out then when they go in turn it on ! then off then on that would be funny.

Last edited by R3v4n (2006-08-28 18:35:37)

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2006-08-28 18:33:48

#33

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank: U.S. > Iran; +497|6792|Florida

lol

2006-08-28 18:38:24

#34

{TL}SHARPSHOOTER: Vacuum Sealed for Freshness; +26|6959|The Island of Carls Jr.

Or...when their kids are away at camp go to their houses and "Hi im Mr. blah blah blah from Camp Whatyamadgigy...your child is dead"
I know it wont work but I'd like to see what kinda parent would.

2006-08-28 18:51:45

#35

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6979|Dallas

{TL}SHARPSHOOTER wrote:
Or...when their kids are away at camp go to their houses and "Hi im Mr. blah blah blah from Camp Whatyamadgigy...your child is dead"
I know it wont work but I'd like to see what kinda parent would.

No. You did it wrong. What you do is dress up as a policeman wait for one of the spouses to leave and they wait an hour. Go up to the door and say this,

*Knock on door and take off hat*

"Hello, Mrs.Smith?"

"Yes, what is the problem officer?"

"Your husband, ma'am......he......"

"What's wrong with Bill?"

"He's dead ma'am......hit by a septic tank cleaning truck. It rolled over on his car as he sat at a red light. I'm very sorry."

"........Buh buh buh Bill.....no...no.....WHY!!?? Ohh MY GOD BILL NO!! *crys violently* This can't be happening to me......it isn't true...!!!!

"Yeah, I'm just fuckin with ya, wanna buy some girl scout cookies from my daughter?"

2006-08-28 19:02:34

#36

rooster1141: Member; +1|6801

Knock and run just became dangerous in ohio. Two girls got shot, one of them in the head. The news said the girls were in a car and the guy shot at them because he was tired of pranksters. News also said he was picked on alot in school. So the funny as it may be to play the ice cream music and make kids cry and knock and run you better wear a bullet proof vest next time. But still funny.

2006-08-28 19:04:49

#37

VspyVspy: Sniper; +183|6887|A sunburnt country

LMAO, good work Downy. +1

2006-08-28 19:05:42

#38

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6976

Lmao

2006-08-28 19:09:58

#39

ZoMg_h4x: I'M NOT KMAL!!!!; +64|6670|Atlanta, GA USA

Cougar wrote:
{TL}SHARPSHOOTER wrote:
Or...when their kids are away at camp go to their houses and "Hi im Mr. blah blah blah from Camp Whatyamadgigy...your child is dead"
I know it wont work but I'd like to see what kinda parent would.
No. You did it wrong. What you do is dress up as a policeman wait for one of the spouses to leave and they wait an hour. Go up to the door and say this,

*Knock on door and take off hat*

"Hello, Mrs.Smith?"

"Yes, what is the problem officer?"

"Your husband, ma'am......he......"

"What's wrong with Bill?"

"He's dead ma'am......hit by a septic tank cleaning truck. It rolled over on his car as he sat at a red light. I'm very sorry."

"........Buh buh buh Bill.....no...no.....WHY!!?? Ohh MY GOD BILL NO!! *crys violently* This can't be happening to me......it isn't true...!!!!

"Yeah, I'm just fuckin with ya, wanna buy some girl scout cookies from my daughter?"

rofl, welcome back!

2006-08-28 19:34:50

#40

Paco_the_Insane: Phorum Phantom; +244|6859|Ohio

No, Wear a business suit and knock on their door, then pretend to be from the IRS audit team.

That will make adults cry.

2006-08-29 05:02:21

#41

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|6870|Brisbane, Australia

No, what you do is, while waiting somewhere public, if you see a child/babie look at you, stare at it back, with an evil grin, repeat until tears, then act all shocked

Extra points if they tell their parents on you

2006-08-29 06:53:17

#42

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6763|Southeastern USA

they use ice cream trucks to sell drugs one street back from mine, I might start a turf war if I did that

2006-08-29 07:00:55

#43

*TS*tphai: The Forum Alien; +89|7020|The planet Tophet

ExecutionerStyle wrote:
Paco_the_Insane wrote:
its called "the entertainer"
My local truck uses "Do your ears hang low?". So fucking annoying cause it has this dog barking on beats like "hang low".

hhahaha FAIL!

2006-08-29 07:39:29