Lamest rule ever

2006-08-27 02:47:02

#1

Hooten-Delta: Member; +2|6693

I can't remember which server it was tonight but I noticed some rules being listed in chat that caught my eye as the game was progressing. I saw some standard stuff about not camping uncap bases until all flags were taken, which is fine but then came some the following:

First I saw this one that read something like(none of these are exact text, just from memory): You will be kicked for jihading vehicles.

Hmm, okaaay, whatever. I see nothing wrong with with this tactic at all. It takes a lot of balls and doesn't always work. Hell I've blown myself up a few times doing it.

Then I saw: No claymores/mines at flags. Huh, you can't be serious?. I don't think they enforced it too well because I layed a shitload of claymores at flags just to defy these assholes. Either that or an admin wasn't on, I dunno.

Later I saw the utmost stupid shit to date: No dropping resupply crates at enemy uncap bases.

Ok, wait let me get this straight. Some brave sob goes spec ops, manages to get to an enemy base unmolested and blows up their UAV trailer and one artillerly. Now all he can expect to do is just sit there and pick his nose till a support guy comes to give him some ammo? Oh wait, you can't even do that because of the next rule which is:

Only spec-ops are allowed at enemy uncap bases.

LOL! Talk about some pansy ass shit. I guess the admin must play commander all the time and thinks he should be immune to any disruption to his constant artillery barrage.

2006-08-27 02:48:23

#2

Delphy: Member; +45|6778|Bristol, UK

Yeah I hate servers with BS rules.

2006-08-27 02:51:41

#3

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6825|Finland

This is what goes down at the =BBT= -server..

https://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7493/bbtjr2.jpg

Now that's a lame rule!

I need around tree fiddy.

2006-08-27 02:53:09

#4

Stylux: Member; +4|6647

Lol, what an BS server, if theres an admin and he kicks for this rules they wont get many ppl int here server anymore

2006-08-27 03:13:58

#5

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|6849|Brisbane, Australia

Rules suck

The only rules that would be on my server would be

No Glitching
No Statpadding
No Haxing teh megahurtz
No Being a smacktard

2006-08-27 03:16:48

#6

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|6759|England

Sarrk wrote:
Rules suck

The only rules that would be on my server would be

No Glitching
No Statpadding
No Haxing teh megahurtz
No Being a smacktard

Exactly. Thats all you need.

2006-08-27 03:22:16

#7

Kasperkopf: Member; +1|6925|from my flat

Best rule ever.
No seat changing in Helicopters!
I do it and got a kick and Bann for my Lifetime. lol

2006-08-27 08:19:00

#8

BolvisOculus: Spagett!; +167|6812|Manitowoc, WI

24/7 Wake server. All (clantag) members are on the PLA.

Last edited by BolvisOculus (2006-08-27 08:19:12)

2006-08-27 09:20:08

#9

Delphy: Member; +45|6778|Bristol, UK

Sarrk wrote:
No Being a smacktard

That's not a very good rule as it's open to interpretation.

2006-08-27 09:30:29

#10

MorbidFetus: Member; +76|6744|Ohio

DonFck wrote:
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7493/bbtjr2.jpg

Oh god, I gotta find that server.

2006-08-27 09:50:42

#11

imdead: Death StatPadder; +228|6962|Human Meat Shield

BolvisOculus wrote:
24/7 Wake server. All (clantag) members are on the PLA.

Not us, we switch like the rest of them and alot of times we aren't on the same team...Actually we have 4 individuals that WONT play on the CHINA side, they say its too easy, they want competition.

2006-08-27 09:53:23

#12

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|6949|Scotland

DonFck wrote:
This is what goes down at the =BBT= -server..

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7493/bbtjr2.jpg

Now that's a lame rule!

Wow
I cannot say anything to that.
The admin of that server should get knifed over and over again, while a guy is saying in the "chat"
"How do you like that noob, how do you like that...eh? eh? eh?"
"Pwnt"
It would be pretty funny.

2006-08-27 09:58:47

#13

0ktane: Negative Ping; +55|6960|Arizona

Only one rule on the server I admin on, and that is "No Commanders in tank or Heli's," everything else is free game. Can get sucky at times with campin and such, but hell...it ain't like I've never done that to someone. What goes around comes around, and I'm always for that.

2007-01-25 21:43:51

#14

imdead: Death StatPadder; +228|6962|Human Meat Shield

OUr servers are no rules. But sometimes you have to use the vague 'Tard' rule. I mean if it cleans a server out from someone being a r-tard, then...

2007-01-25 21:49:37

#15

Phrozenbot: Member; +632|6809|do not disturb

Snake wrote:
Sarrk wrote:
Rules suck

The only rules that would be on my server would be

No Glitching
No Statpadding
No Haxing teh megahurtz
No Being a smacktard
Exactly. Thats all you need.

And no team switching!

2007-01-25 21:52:34

#16

mcgid1: Meh...; +129|6910|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX

DonFck wrote:
This is what goes down at the =BBT= -server..

Now that's a lame rule!

Ehhh....this is a first...I got absolutely nothing to say to this. I mean it's so retarded it's beyond comprehension.

2007-01-25 21:53:39

#17

Catalyst661944: Member; +2|6837

Best one I ever heard was in a KRackhouse server Wake Island. Do not DRIVE To the Airfield. ANd i got kicked for driving to the airfield. lol

2007-01-25 21:58:17

#18

TrollmeaT: Aspiring Objectivist; +492|6866|Colorado

So find another server, or buy your own or rent & then you can make the rules ,but please spare us your story that has been repeated about 20 million times here, tanks.

The rules seem fine to me, getting jihad joe ramming himself into you every time gets old quick, clay's are heavily abused & can be a pain.
The base rape is no fun to be in unless your the one raping.
Most of these are standard but I usually don't have to worry about it as all the tards went to 2142.
Playing SF weeds out even more lamers.

2007-01-25 21:58:58

#19

Volatile: Member; +252|6898|Sextupling in Empire

Lamest rule ever: "NO moving titans or get banned!".

I mean, what the point in playing titan if....
oh...wait.......nevermind.

2007-01-25 22:02:23

#20

[RaWr]-Impsux: Have Guns, Will Travel.; +28|6750

Hooten-Delta wrote:
I can't remember which server it was tonight but I noticed some rules being listed in chat that caught my eye as the game was progressing. I saw some standard stuff about not camping uncap bases until all flags were taken, which is fine but then came some the following:

First I saw this one that read something like(none of these are exact text, just from memory): You will be kicked for jihading vehicles.

Hmm, okaaay, whatever. I see nothing wrong with with this tactic at all. It takes a lot of balls and doesn't always work. Hell I've blown myself up a few times doing it.

Then I saw: No claymores/mines at flags. Huh, you can't be serious?. I don't think they enforced it too well because I layed a shitload of claymores at flags just to defy these assholes. Either that or an admin wasn't on, I dunno.

Later I saw the utmost stupid shit to date: No dropping resupply crates at enemy uncap bases.

Ok, wait let me get this straight. Some brave sob goes spec ops, manages to get to an enemy base unmolested and blows up their UAV trailer and one artillerly. Now all he can expect to do is just sit there and pick his nose till a support guy comes to give him some ammo? Oh wait, you can't even do that because of the next rule which is:

Only spec-ops are allowed at enemy uncap bases.

LOL! Talk about some pansy ass shit. I guess the admin must play commander all the time and thinks he should be immune to any disruption to his constant artillery barrage.

702recon? 7r0c2n or something of the sort is their tag...I think.

2007-01-25 22:10:03

#21

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6848

I was getting mad because earlier today I was commanding and I was sitting in an AA. My primary focus was on commanding, and then I'd drive around in AA and get flags. Now normally this is unacceptable, but it was a 5 on 5 on a 64-player map! The admins started getting mad at me so I'm like, what I'm just supposed to sit there and do the occasional uav and not be able to help my team!? Plus I informed them that there were no mutinies initiated at all...

I know a lot of people are against commanders doing anything other than commanding, but personally I do just fine when it comes to multitasking. And any time there are at least about 16 people in a server, I'll gladly sit back and command only, but when it comes to the small matches, the team needs as much help as it can get (both in commanding and on the ground). Besides, there's a reason the mutiny button is in the game. If a team is losing and commander is doing crappy, then mutiny him, otherwise stfu.

[rant off]

2007-01-25 22:15:44

#22

im_in_heaven: Member; +27|6781

Server rules should only be 1. No cheating 2. No team killing 3. No glitching 4. No being an asshole

2007-01-25 22:21:53

#23

ReGmAn78: Member; +16|6840|Alberta, Canada

I know your talking about bf2, but i seen the lamest rules on a 2142 server tonight,

Only Admin is alowed commander....WTF
Only Admin in walkers

Now these are the worst rules ive ever seen.

2007-01-25 22:54:59

#24

JetSniper: R.I.P [EPIC]Pfcguinn; +113|6530

no going slow in jets to kill
no using tanks to cap flags
no attacking or caping air field.
killing a admin to much then he kicks you for it ( have ss's of him doing it D
no arty for just one person
no attacking the carrier unless you are a admin or clan member

2007-01-25 22:57:10

#25

JetSniper: R.I.P [EPIC]Pfcguinn; +113|6530

Catalyst661944 wrote:
Best one I ever heard was in a KRackhouse server Wake Island. Do not DRIVE To the Airfield. ANd i got kicked for driving to the airfield. lol

YA me too i got kicked when i was USMC driving threw the air field to go to south base. the admin saw me wiz threw him trying to kill me in the tank and they kicked me for it yay

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