xX[Elangbam]Xx
Member
+107|6941
I mean, what if you're about to ask someone to marry you and then...umm....some polynesian guys blowdarts you and the venom is toxic in 10 minutes.
TeamZephyr
Maintaining My Rage Since 1975
+124|6773|Hillside, Melbourne, Australia
What a ridiculous hypothetical.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6772|Global Command
I've done some serious rock climbing.
In '96 me and a buddy climbed El Capitan, on of the largest cliffs in the world.
On the fifth day, we got to this part of the climb called The Death Block.
It was a 5 foot tall 1500 lb piece of rock held in place with ropes that you had to manuever around.
As I climbed around it I became fatigued and rested my weight on it...it shifted and I thought we were both going to die.
In that few seconds, when I thought I was a goner, I recalled every word I'd ever spoken, every broken promise and disappointment. The feeling of your life flashing before your eyes is a reality and part of the death experience.
Remember that in the moment of your death, every shitty thing you've ever done will be remembered by you.
Even if all you have time to say is...OH SHIT! before the metal meets the meat.
CaptainKris
Member
+54|6719|Safety Harbor, Florida

xX[Elangbam]Xx wrote:

I mean, what if you're about to ask someone to marry you and then...umm....some polynesian guys blowdarts you and the venom is toxic in 10 minutes.
No offensive buddy, but isn't this the third topic you've created in like 30 minutes. I know you don't have BF2, so I know it must feel like you just came off crack and went to weed. Dude just put down the joint and go to bed or something.

Captain "Who said Weed?" Kris

Last edited by CaptainKris (2006-08-26 20:52:01)

xX[Elangbam]Xx
Member
+107|6941

TeamZephyr wrote:

What a ridiculous hypothetical.
hows this then mr. i wantmore:

You're walking up to cash in your bonus check for that new HD tv you've been saving up for, when all of a sudden some guy bumps into you and pulls a gun to your head demanding for your money. You give it to him, but he doesn't know how to use checks so he shoots you neway
xX[Elangbam]Xx
Member
+107|6941

CaptainKris wrote:

xX[Elangbam]Xx wrote:

I mean, what if you're about to ask someone to marry you and then...umm....some polynesian guys blowdarts you and the venom is toxic in 10 minutes.
No offensive buddy, but isn't this the third topic you've created in like 30 minutes. I know you don't have BF2, so it must feel like you just came off crack. Dude just put down the joint and go to bed or something.

Captain "Who said Weed?" Kris
i am wather sleepy....but i'm revising my AP bio report as we speak and oddly enough here the statistics:

5% of my attention is here
70% is to my AP bio report
25% is to my english honors test
PRiMACORD
Member
+190|6868|Home of the Escalade Herds

xX[Elangbam]Xx wrote:

I mean, what if you're about to ask someone to marry you and then...umm....some polynesian guys blowdarts you and the venom is toxic in 10 minutes.
I'd probably spend 10 minutes hacking the guy who shot me with a spoon.
CaptainKris
Member
+54|6719|Safety Harbor, Florida
Lmao you said wather instead of rather (you sure you're ready for that english honors test?)... But no time for that, maybe you should take that 5% off of bf2s and put it back to study for your honors test. You're probably gonna need it if you're studying on a SATURDAY night.

Captain "Maybe it is Sunday" Kris

Last edited by CaptainKris (2006-08-26 20:54:16)

Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|6933|Tampa Bay Florida
I would get up and stuff my face with every edible thing possible.  I would just jump on peoples tables eating all sorts of crap, then I'd crab a steak knife and kill the polynesian guy.  Then I would jump out the window into ongoing traffic screaming OMG IM GONNA DIE
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6772|Global Command
Seems like your all missing the philosopical point.
What would you think about in the last few seconds/moments of your life.
i3igpete
Support Specialist
+6|6756

ATG wrote:

In that few seconds, when I thought I was a goner, I recalled every word I'd ever spoken, every broken promise and disappointment.
what does that feel like? lonliness? peacefulness? an urge to go back and make things right?

Last edited by i3igpete (2006-08-26 22:32:54)

PspRpg-7
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+961|6941

ATG wrote:

I've done some serious rock climbing.
In '96 me and a buddy climbed El Capitan, on of the largest cliffs in the world.
On the fifth day, we got to this part of the climb called The Death Block.
It was a 5 foot tall 1500 lb piece of rock held in place with ropes that you had to manuever around.
As I climbed around it I became fatigued and rested my weight on it...it shifted and I thought we were both going to die.
In that few seconds, when I thought I was a goner, I recalled every word I'd ever spoken, every broken promise and disappointment. The feeling of your life flashing before your eyes is a reality and part of the death experience.
Remember that in the moment of your death, every shitty thing you've ever done will be remembered by you.
Even if all you have time to say is...OH SHIT! before the metal meets the meat.
Thats an eye opener.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6772|Global Command

i3igpete wrote:

ATG wrote:

In that few seconds, when I thought I was a goner, I recalled every word I'd ever spoken, every broken promise and disappointment.
what does that feel like? lonliness? peacefulness? an urge to go back and make things right?
It made me realize how fucking stupid it was to be depressed and seek out my own doom.
It's like smoking all your life thinking you don't care about cancer, and then you find out you have months to live.
You would feel like such an ass.

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