Yup! It's PICK UP LINE POSTIN' TIME!!!

2005-11-30 13:45:53

#1

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|7012|Houston, TX

So we've all heard/used/scoffed at/wished we "thought of that 1st"/laugher at PICK UP LINES. So pot your best and we'll see what kind of laughs we get.

*note* Bonus to females who have a pair big enough to use 'em back at us.

And let the maleness begin....

Now.

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

"Wanna study math with me? You plus me. Subtract our clothes. Divide your legs, and practice multiplying"

and my personal bad taste fav.

"Hey does this smell like Chloroform?"

2005-11-30 13:49:51

#2

Sgt.Gh0st: Pump-Action Pimp; +16|7049|The Hague, Holland

"I cant remember my phonenumber, can I have yours?"

*the oldest in the book*
"You must be tired, cus you been running thru my head all day!"

And my own BF2 variant

"Did I run outta ammo? Or are you just to drop-dead gorious to kill?"
*kind of sad since there are no girl-models*

Last edited by Sgt.Gh0st (2005-11-30 13:55:03)

2005-11-30 13:53:12

#3

=ST6=SewerMaster: AK Whore; +152|7063|Barrington, RI

"If I told you that you had nice breasts would you hold it against me?"

2005-11-30 13:56:40

#4

-101-InvaderZim: Member; +42|7111|Waikato, Aotearoa

Hey Miss do u fuck?
Come here often or do u go home for that sort of thing?
Pleased to meet you, I have meat to please you

2005-11-30 14:03:20

#5

WhiteStain: Member; +3|7003|NEPA

Nice to eat you, I mean meet you!

2005-11-30 14:11:22

#6

Tigg@lot: noob on tour; +1|7041|NRW,Germany

Strip and lay down, we need to talk.

2005-11-30 14:19:23

#7

WhiteStain: Member; +3|7003|NEPA

Fuck me if I'm wrong, we've met before.

2005-11-30 14:21:18

#8

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|7012|Houston, TX

"Some people want peace and quiet. I just want a piece and then I'll be quiet."

2005-11-30 14:23:49

#9

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7041|Noizyland

If you're being arrested by a hot cop:
"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be held against you in a court of Law..."

This is where you come in.

-"Tits!"

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2005-11-30 14:24:24

#10

WhiteStain: Member; +3|7003|NEPA

For the homosexuals:

"Is that a claymore in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

2005-11-30 14:27:07

#11

RDMC_old: Member; +0|7003|Almere, Holland

Tyferra wrote:
If you're being arrested by a hot cop:
"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be held against you in a court of Law..."

This is where you come in.

-"Tits!"

Whehe LOl LOL LOL..

2005-11-30 14:28:21

#12

WhiteStain: Member; +3|7003|NEPA

"Your ass looks like two nicely placed pieces of C4 ready to explode."
"Wanna see my n00b tube?"

Sorry if this is getting to lame. Just trying to keep some BF humor in here.

Last edited by WhiteStain (2005-11-30 14:28:58)

2005-11-30 14:28:38

#13

RDMC_old: Member; +0|7003|Almere, Holland

All these pickup lines crack me up!

2005-11-30 14:29:24

#14

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|7012|Houston, TX

Best gay pickup line in bar

"Hi there. Mind if I push your stool in?"

And for the masses
"Hi! Wanna drink till I'm cute?"

2005-11-30 14:30:54

#15

WhiteStain: Member; +3|7003|NEPA

Kung Jew wrote:
Best gay pickup line in bar

"Hi there. Mind if I push your stool in?"

That one makes me sick just thinking about it...

2005-11-30 14:33:30

#16

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7041|Noizyland

Here's a good one.

-"If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?"

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2005-11-30 14:36:03

#17

TCSO-BadSnipaDay: Banned; +0|7003

"Want to see my M95?"

2005-11-30 14:36:18

#18

WhiteStain: Member; +3|7003|NEPA

Tyferra wrote:
Here's a good one.

-"If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?"

I'll be using this one. THANKS!!!!

2005-11-30 14:38:08

#19

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7041|Noizyland

Any time bro

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2005-11-30 14:38:20

#20

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|7012|Houston, TX

WhiteStain wrote:
Tyferra wrote:
Here's a good one.

-"If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?"
I'll be using this one. THANKS!!!!

Yeah that'll work, and I'm damn near married. Good one.

2005-11-30 14:43:04

#21

IvysDad: Member; +0|7027|Jacksonville, NC

OK this is one that worked on me. My wife used it when we first met......she had an Altoid in her mouth and asked me if I wanted an Altoid kiss....naturally I said yes....she then looked up, grabbed me by the back of the neck, gave me a kiss....and the Altoid.....I was hooked and we have been together ever since.

2005-11-30 14:49:00

#22

BoxheaDed: Member; +0|6992

From a lady boys:

"Have you ever played leap frog naked?"

"I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you"

2005-11-30 15:00:29

#23

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|7012|Houston, TX

I was on a cruise and an Aussie dancer on the ship asked me if I'd ever had an Austrailian Kiss.
I replied in the negative and asked her what it was...

She replied, "It's like a french kiss, but down under"

Man what a cruise....

2005-11-30 15:03:12

#24

superseal17: Banned; +1|7022

Is that a magnet in your head, well it must be because your attracting my buns of steel

2005-11-30 15:46:42

#25

vjs: Member; +19|7038

If your an aussie you problably know these...

Do you fuck on first dates?
Do you give head very often?
This face is leaving in a quater of an hour... you should be on it!

In all reality this is what work now that I"m commited I'll let you younger guys in...

Sorry to interupt my name is ____ can I buy you a drink? <-- generally works best when she is only with other girls.

If the response is anything other than "sure yes" like "my friends would like something as well" - you lose leave gracefully the other girls are watching "If you change your mind let me know". Never offer another girl same circle b/c they then know they are your second choice 3rd etc...

Yes, Leave buy her the drink (within sight) watch the body language (best indication of what's going on), come back, say something nice, keep the conversation going, leave when/if it feels like the thing to do. Women hate aggression... be charasmatic not loud, be sure of your self not arrogant, don't make huge body movements or advances unless they do first, small steps keep them guessing, dance have fun never get them over drunk. (your beating them at their game)

It seriously works everytime unless they are totally unopen to the possibility, and if not girl one I've had girl 2 or 3 come up to me later. Try it for yourself... how i learned the above is another story entirely.

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