I don't know whether these have been posted before. They're a collection of German jokes demonstrating their stereotypical sense of humour deficiency:
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Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.
Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk again.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.
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What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Being raped.
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A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
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Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
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Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
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Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit.'
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Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceutical products in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
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Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.
Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk again.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.
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What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Being raped.
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A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
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Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
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Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
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Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit.'
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Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceutical products in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
Last edited by CameronPoe (2006-08-21 07:42:20)