BF2S Forums Crazy Lady? Or Terrorism?

DaReJa wrote:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TRAVEL/08/16/flight.diverted.ap/index.html

If she flew Southwest, with us ghetto folks, we would've stomped her ass to a pulp.

Crazy or terrorist, she'd be a dead crazy biyatch, with burnt hair, vaseline on her ass, and a screwdriver sticking out of her head.


THEORY: In 5 years, all passengers will be required to fly naked and shackled.

"A female passenger aboard United Flight 923 had Vaseline, a screw driver, matches and a note referencing al-Qaida, according to Phil Orlandella, spokesman for Boston's Logan International Airport.
All three items were banned from flights after past security threats."

Which one of these four IS allowed on the flight?

a. Vaseline
b. matches
c. screwdriver
d. note referencing Al Qaida

A screwdriver, matches, and a notepad....was it MacGyver?

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-08-16 08:51:35)

CameronPoe wrote:

Erkut.hv wrote:

"A female passenger aboard United Flight 923 had Vaseline, a screw driver, matches and a note referencing al-Qaida, according to Phil Orlandella, spokesman for Boston's Logan International Airport.
All three items were banned from flights after past security threats."

Which one of these four IS allowed on the flight?

a. Vaseline
b. matches
c. screwdriver
d. note referencing Al Qaida

Must be the note referencing Al Qaida! Next time you get a plane bring a big fuck-off version of the Koran and a note saying "Sears Tower: 11am, Osama". LOL

Yeah, I can bring an industrial screwdriver, but I'd better not have a note from my al-qaida teacher?

Who carries a f@^!_# screwdriver in a purse?

Also: I don't care if you carry an Osama note, just don't try anything funny. Especially on Southwest. Just sit in your seat and shutup. If I see you mumbling, or closing your eyes in concentration, you're getting chopped in the throat, Sean Connery style (rising sun).

"The female passenger aboard United Flight 923 said she was claustrophobic and became very upset and got into some kind of confrontation with the flight crew"

She should be shot for knowing she is claustrophobic, and still flying. She fucked up everyone elses flight because she is a stupid twat.

the_hitman_kills wrote:

We don't know why the lady took the flight, maybe it was life or death thing too important to be missed?

what interests me is how the press immediately cried wolf! before learning the whole story, and potentially causing mass panic.

The Press? Breaking stories for ratings? Get teh fawk outta here....