specxops
Banned
+18|6888|Boca Raton,Florida
Just curious
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|6808|Portland, OR, USA
only if you like your sperm. Yellow 5 (the coloring in it) is known to lower sperm count...
specxops
Banned
+18|6888|Boca Raton,Florida
ahh ok that was the shit i was hearing, ty for clearing that up and i fukn hate my sperm lol JK
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6764|Singapore
you might fall to your death
ig
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+1,199|6760
i remember when i was younger, everyone used to say mello yello, mtn dew, and surge (and anything else w/ yellow 5) would make ur dick shrink. doubt it tho
specxops
Banned
+18|6888|Boca Raton,Florida
ya i called my friends a retard my dad says the caffeine is just too high lol
kilgoretrout
Member
+53|6708|Little Rock, AR

CommieChipmunk wrote:

only if you like your sperm. Yellow 5 (the coloring in it) is known to lower sperm count...
That's a really bad urban legend
Pernicious544
Zee Tank Skank
+80|6938|MoVal So-Cal
no, nothing happens when you drink Dew. It lowers your sperm count so little that your little troopers will still have no problems doing their thing. Also it tastes good
specxops
Banned
+18|6888|Boca Raton,Florida
ya i thought so thanks really for clearing it up its a stupid post but im bored and curious i love drinking that shit when i wanna stay up late lol
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|6808|Portland, OR, USA
lol i know i was just kidding

Mountain Dew (Yes, the soda) There are all sorts of beliefs about Mountain Dew. Some people believe that it lowers a man’s sperm count. Others believe it causes sterility. Some people believe it will cause the testicles and penis to shrink. None of this is true. The dye used to make Mountain Dew (Yellow No. 5) is approved by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) and has been used since 1916.
( http://www.forensicnursemag.com/article … nical.html )

looksl like your safe
spacebandit72
Dead Meat
+121|6968|Michigan
Dew is the nectar of life itself.

Too much of anything is bad for you. I'm sure you'll live though!
specxops
Banned
+18|6888|Boca Raton,Florida
yes it does have a lot of caffeine but lets drink of Dewers!!!!
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6764|Singapore

CommieChipmunk wrote:

lol i know i was just kidding

Mountain Dew (Yes, the soda) There are all sorts of beliefs about Mountain Dew. Some people believe that it lowers a man’s sperm count. Others believe it causes sterility. Some people believe it will cause the testicles and penis to shrink. None of this is true. The dye used to make Mountain Dew (Yellow No. 5) is approved by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) and has been used since 1916.
( http://www.forensicnursemag.com/article … nical.html )

looksl like your safe
lol imagine if the myth is true...and ur taking the coloring for 90 years...
specxops
Banned
+18|6888|Boca Raton,Florida
my penis wouldnt work after 90 years so who cares?
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|6808|Portland, OR, USA
psch who cares?! i'm expecting to be fully functional well into my 120's..
specxops
Banned
+18|6888|Boca Raton,Florida
hmmm wouldnt it hurt to fuk in ur mid 120s??or probly kill u?
millhous
Member
+39|6875|OREEGONE, USA
Mountain Dew will only kill you if you try and do the stupid shit on their commercials.  Like grabbing on a sharks fin and going for a ride.
specxops
Banned
+18|6888|Boca Raton,Florida
lol ya that woudl probly kill ya
Jinto-sk
Laid Back Yorkshireman
+183|6829|Scarborough Yorkshire England

CommieChipmunk wrote:

only if you like your sperm. Yellow 5 (the coloring in it) is known to lower sperm count...
Might save you having to use a condom    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Rubber free sex

Last edited by Jinto-sk (2006-08-15 09:35:40)

herrr_smity
Member
+156|6866|space command ur anus

CommieChipmunk wrote:

only if you like your sperm. Yellow 5 (the coloring in it) is known to lower sperm count...
so it an be used as a contraceptive
RedneckSloth
Member
+12|6832|MI
It helps to produce kidney stones, or so my Doc says. Believe me you don't want em.
CITYHUNT3R
Member
+15|6706|Winnipeg
It will give you a fun-filled high.
Kaosdad
Whisky Tango Foxtrot?
+201|6917|Broadlands, VA
Here's what you really need to know:

1 regular soda per day = 10 - 15 POUNDS of fat gain per year.

The carbonation in ALL sodas leads to bone mass loss over time.  In women it can accelerate the onset of osteoporosis by as much as 10 years.

The various chemicals (especially the "sweeteners" in diet) are suspected of being agents (not directly causing) contributing to the onset of various cancers.

Over time, the sweetener in diet drinks can degrade to a form of formaldehyde.

I think I'll go get a Coke.
Burning_Monkey
Moving Target
+108|7075

Kaosdad008 wrote:

Here's what you really need to know:

1 regular soda per day = 10 - 15 POUNDS of fat gain per year.

The carbonation in ALL sodas leads to bone mass loss over time.  In women it can accelerate the onset of osteoporosis by as much as 10 years.

The various chemicals (especially the "sweeteners" in diet) are suspected of being agents (not directly causing) contributing to the onset of various cancers.

Over time, the sweetener in diet drinks can degrade to a form of formaldehyde.

I think I'll go get a Coke.
And the insane amount of sugar in most regular soft drinks can lead to diabetes later in life.
BigmacK
Back from the Dead.
+628|6989|Chicago.
This is why I don't drink sodas. I'll keep my water, milk, and juices thank you.

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