So my girlfriend just jumped me via instant messenger while I'm at work...then she felt bad:
her: so you are single now??? thanks a lot
me: what?
her: on my space you asshole
her: you put that you are single
me: i didn't put anything on there
me: i haven't touched myspace in ever
her: yes you did because it says straight and you are a taurus
me: i just signed up an account
me: to look at other accounts
her: it says you logged in on july 30th
her: so dont give me that
her: i guess if you want to be single you can be
me: i never update my shit
me: chill
her: no
her: ok
her: how the hell does it say i have friends already?
her: what the hell?
me: there, i changed it. happy now?
her: im so confused
her: im sorry, i jumped on you, mine says that i'm single too
me: thanks
me: i told you i didn't do anything to my damn profile
her: im sorry baby it really looked like you wrote it
me: well i didn't
her: i know that now and im really sorry
me: i told you i don't even use it except to look at other ppl's stuff
her: i wont come to conclusions like that again
her: im sorry