put my back to the screen. "a watched load screen never loads."
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What do u do while loading
sit there and say "god damn this takes forever" | 21% | 21% - 54 | ||||
grab something to eat | 8% | 8% - 21 | ||||
go to the john | 5% | 5% - 14 | ||||
watch tv | 7% | 7% - 18 | ||||
get a drink | 10% | 10% - 27 | ||||
wait for the game to crash | 16% | 16% - 41 | ||||
go for a smoke | 6% | 6% - 17 | ||||
dream about HL2:portal | 3% | 3% - 8 | ||||
other (please explain) | 19% | 19% - 48 | ||||
Total: 248 |
i masturbate
getting so steamed up (YES ITS ME IM THE CLIENT EA>>>> REALLY ) then (im dutch ) ROLE A SPLIFF/JOINT & SUCK on it
LOADING !!!!
LOADING !!!!
lolrootbeer73 wrote:
i masturbate
noooo, us Dutch really don't all do drugs. That's just rumors.Tjasso wrote:
getting so steamed up (YES ITS ME IM THE CLIENT EA>>>> REALLY ) then (im dutch ) ROLE A SPLIFF/JOINT & SUCK on it
LOADING !!!!
ahem. [/sarcasm]
way to go man.. keep our reputation clean
I either...
1. Laugh at towelly being a knobhead
2. text/phone the gf
3. get food
4. rape a dead dog
5. commit suicide
Then once I'm loaded I shout verbal abuse at the fraps counter in top left corner for being so low
1. Laugh at towelly being a knobhead
2. text/phone the gf
3. get food
4. rape a dead dog
5. commit suicide
Then once I'm loaded I shout verbal abuse at the fraps counter in top left corner for being so low
majorassult wrote:
VeNg3nCe^ wrote:
Wheres the 'I load fast and take all the good vehicles' option?
I jerk it a few times, as a teaser for later...
Play drums with a few pens on the desk
I have a nice nap and even when it's loaded I take my time bothering to enter the game as everything good's gone and theres one vodnik and a burned out car left in the base.
wait for the game to crash:)
majorassult wrote:
VeNg3nCe^ wrote:
Wheres the 'I load fast and take all the good vehicles' option?
wheres the "masturbate" option?
It's not there.horny_trojan wrote:
wheres the "masturbate" option?
Rub one off.
it only takes a frikin minute
Last edited by HSG (2006-08-06 18:01:24)
pack my tin and put in a nice lipper
I play my skin flute
i spin in my chair, also i play with the spinning 2, and talk to people on teamspeak
masturbate furiously
Totally get in to the zone (throw the handball againt the tv) only for the game to minimize.. and then just dissapear from the taskbar altogether..
Proceed to restart bf2, rinse and repeat.
Proceed to restart bf2, rinse and repeat.
well i sit there and wait but it doesnt take forever because loading times are fast for me now that i got a new gig of ram....
25 pushups or 40 situps, you'd be suprised how easy they get after a week or so...
My stats are so bad you'll think I'm a complete tard when you read this; I load in no time, and I seem to always be the first to spawn at the beginning of a round also.
Jeziz I suck...
Jeziz I suck...
i get off my chairs, YES OFF!, and dribbles the football around, work on my crazy moves, then sit down on my ass and play. REPEAT EVERY MAP LOAD
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