England invented the USA
I was also the first to discover idiots.AllmightyOz wrote:
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I invented doggystyle.
Another true story.
Britain did not invent toilet paper!
From thier site...
"Toilet Paper - The following may not be accurate information, the leads I found indicated this: We might owe the 1857 invention of toilet-paper to American, Joseph Coyetty. We do know that in 1880, the British Perforated Paper Company created the first paper to be used for wiping after using the toilet. This paper did not come in roll form, it came in boxes of small pre-cut squares. Toilet-paper in roll form became common in America by 1907."
From thier site...
"Toilet Paper - The following may not be accurate information, the leads I found indicated this: We might owe the 1857 invention of toilet-paper to American, Joseph Coyetty. We do know that in 1880, the British Perforated Paper Company created the first paper to be used for wiping after using the toilet. This paper did not come in roll form, it came in boxes of small pre-cut squares. Toilet-paper in roll form became common in America by 1907."
england invented the terms:
mardy
willy
bum
mum
bobby (cop)
lawry
many more.
I dont speak english tho, I speak Uhmerican!
mardy
willy
bum
mum
bobby (cop)
lawry
many more.
I dont speak english tho, I speak Uhmerican!
lol Albert Wood made viagra
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the best thing invented - toilet paper.
dont lie, its the most important thing we have today
other than that, i thought Daimler invented the combustion engine?
dont lie, its the most important thing we have today
other than that, i thought Daimler invented the combustion engine?
I'm from the UK and even I think it's a funny list.... I mean what's a "spinning mule"...lol, and a man invented the sawing machine...how embarrassing, sitting there with he's knitting needles...But we did invent viagra...lol, I think we also invented the female G-spot...lol (such a politically incorrect post :p ).
The spinning mule was one the major inventions of the industrial revolution, helping to develop the commercial, industrial production of cotton and other materials on which cities such as Manchester were based. Read some history books