citricacidx
Hooligan of War
+21|6723|Atlanta, GA
when you go to grab a meal with your friends, 5 of them, and to figure out the seating, you say APC seating now, and sit at the head/driver seat. (I kid you not)

Today I was driving and I saw a big huge blue crane and I was looking at it like "I could snipe so many people from up there... but climbing up there would be a bitch."

Last edited by citricacidx (2006-07-06 22:16:36)

Jejjk
My "Page Up" has never been used.
+40|6826|Sweden
Those god damn construction sites! ( ^^^ )
Can't pass a construction crane without looking for snipers first..

Last edited by Jejjk (2006-07-06 22:13:51)

Jejjk
My "Page Up" has never been used.
+40|6826|Sweden

R0lyP0ly wrote:

..when you're arrested at the airport for trying to TK the pilot.
OMG thats great, +1
DirtyMexican
I knife Generals
+278|6755|Search Whore killing fields
You become a doctor so you can test your magic shock paddles

Go to walmart and buy 1st aid kits. And see a kid fall and break his leg? Hes crying and such. You throw a 1st aid kit and it hits him in the head and knocks him out. Then you bunny hop away
Cowbell_Kevin
Member
+8|6762
I acutally have people at work that have NO IDEA what Battlefield 2 is saying..

"Enemy Manager Spotted"
citricacidx
Hooligan of War
+21|6723|Atlanta, GA
ahahaha. I drove thru downtown Atlanta the other day and there were seriously like 6 cranes all around and I was like... they should make an Atlanta map.
Slacker
Member
+0|6706
When your suprised your car can make it up hills.
Arcano-D.E.S
Member
+13|6765
I think I knew I had been playing BF2 too much when I was watching CNN and Anderson Cooper was at the embassy and there were all these Americans just waiting to get out of Beirut and I thought to myself, "man I could rape that uncap like noones business." I kept picturing the MEC chopper flying behind Cooper shooting up the embassy and him saying, "what you can see behind me is a haXor who has no skill and cant do anything but spawnrape like the nub he is. I am going to report him to the admin and the UN and have his stats reset and his account banned from playing soldier. Im going to drop a car on his mom!"
bulldog76t
Member
+1|6705
..When you actually know what the MEC and PLA are saying on the ingame voicecomms.
Brasso
member
+1,549|6849

bulldog76t wrote:

..When you actually know what the MEC and PLA are saying on the ingame voicecomms.
When you not only do that, but actually use them in real life.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6744|South Florida
Now believe me or not, after a long day of playing, and using a push-to-talk key in teamspeak...
I'll go out into my kitchen or something and start talking but i suddenly think they didnt hear me because i didnt push anything with my left hand. Weird.
Till i snap out of it and laugh because all day i've had to push something to talk and now i dont...

Must have a bad case of 'battlefieldia'
15 more years! 15 more years!
[LCI]squeakyfleece
O-<--< stick man lolololol
+27|6876|perv
your car breaks down you call the AA and ask for a vehicle drop 0_o
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6738|Adelaide, South Australia

... u find these funny:

https://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/Nachtefuchs/DamnCarty.jpg

https://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/Nachtefuchs/Dharkbayne.jpg

https://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/Nachtefuchs/eanazi8ra.gif

https://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/Nachtefuchs/Rodney-CK.jpg
DemonMonkey
Member
+17|6717|Michigan
When I was in the drive through at McDonalds, instead of saying Thank you... I said "Thanks Champ"
TheEqualizer
Member
+6|6750|Maryland, USA
I was driving to work and I saw this for sale and I immediately thought Operation Road Rage.

https://www.lord.com/Portals/4/mack_truck.jpg

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