when a tank spots me, aims right a me, and all i can do is spot it in the hope that someone else will avenge me after my head has been turned inside out
When you pop over the hill only to see the mobile AA staring at you when you miss the tv shot and can't drop flares fast enough or fly fast enough back to the carrier with the death tone ringing in your ears before you eat it
This is the latest and most frequent "oh shit" moment for me.
To add to that: When you get the tv-missile reloading bug when an aa is looking right back at you....lowing wrote:
When you pop over the hill only to see the mobile AA staring at you when you miss the tv shot and can't drop flares fast enough or fly fast enough back to the carrier with the death tone ringing in your ears before you eat it
lol yup, know that one as well,and jussssssssssst when you think you made it around the corner to evade the blast. Ya didn'tSmilingBuddha wrote:
when a tank spots me, aims right a me, and all i can do is spot it in the hope that someone else will avenge me after my head has been turned inside out
I hadn't played bf2 for 2 weeks. I had just finished having a go at my pilot for crappy lining up and hovering in enemy terroitory. He said well you do better. Usualy this would be easy for me. So i hop in and fly us straight into a tree.
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I hadn't played bf2 for 2 weeks. I had just finished having a go at my pilot for crappy lining up and hovering in enemy terroitory. He said well you do better. Usualy this would be easy for me. So i hop in and fly us straight into a tree.
when after i was playing 10 minutes with the f-15 and didn't kill nobody, i dead an appear in the flag 20 enemies...
and when i am waiting to respawn in the flag, someone capture it and i cant respawn more... ¬¬
and when i am waiting to respawn in the flag, someone capture it and i cant respawn more... ¬¬
I play sniper alot on Mashtur. I was set up on an overlook spot for hotel and was watching the usual dregs of society try to figure out how to play the game. Pow, Pow, Pow. Three dead noobs learning to not go prone when they hear a sniper. Then I started noticing a crew working very well together and tearing a new one in our team. I thought I would help so I started trying to cap them running at 200 yards. Needless to say, I miss a few times. A minute later I hear something in my headphones. I'm prone so I just turn around and 4 of them are standing there with their knives out. They start jumping up and down like some kind of tribal ritual and I was the virgin sacrifice. I didn't even bother to pull my pistol as I watched them start their Ginsu commercial.
THat might have been me. What server were you on?
oh shit moment. spawning as assault on warlord at the parachute point trying to get the drop on them and realising when the smoke has cleared that a tank,apc and enough men to capture bagdad are staring at you.
That's not the worst. The worst is being the #2 guy in the tank and seeing the mines before the driver does.wahjot wrote:
i hate seeing mines but going too fast to stop/jump out and not get killed in time
When I used to fly on Dragon Valley, whenever I'd approach the Docks I'd always go "shit, invisible wall". Of course it was always half a second too late.
that pisses me off aswell!k30dxedle wrote:
When I used to fly on Dragon Valley, whenever I'd approach the Docks I'd always go "shit, invisible wall". Of course it was always half a second too late.
ok, my "o shit" moment...
would be the classic. walking round a corner and staring at that claymore on the floor "oh sh..." Bang.
I hate whe you got a smoking tank in the scope of your AT. Your hiding behind a wall or looking out the window thinking easy kill then bang your dead. The damn rocket hits the wall and kills you -2. If the rockets going to hit the wall in front of you why cant you see it in the scope? This is more of a Ahh! Shit! moment.
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Lol, Thats what I do aswell,TriggerHappy998 wrote:
Many times a grenade has been thrown right next to me at the Market underneath one of those little cart thingy's on Karkand. I can never get out of the way in time so I just stare at the grenade until it explodes and I die.
Like the nade is thrown at me, and I'm like, I will prolly die anyway, ah well, and I just watch it explode
When the commander finds me getting high, instead of fighting...... . oooppsss
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Whenever I dive with a jet and realizes that there are trees everywhere... Who put all those damn trees there anyway?
Whahaha, this one is just hilarious
Was on Wake Island, and I was commander, and uh Arty was ready and I Fired the arty towards the North Base, which was of the chinese, to just figure out that I was on the chinese team, lol, they weren't to happy with me
Was on Wake Island, and I was commander, and uh Arty was ready and I Fired the arty towards the North Base, which was of the chinese, to just figure out that I was on the chinese team, lol, they weren't to happy with me
Lol, had such a similiar experience, but I was spec ops, and the tank didnt see me, so I strapped packs of c4 to the tracks,dontfeedthenerd wrote:
I've jumped off the top of the crane on Kubra dam. Parachuted down as a sniper. Landed.
Turned around and saw an empty T-90.
I was like sweet!
Then some guy from the other team gets in it.
Oh..... shit.
A sec later, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
lol, once I was on the carrior and there was a sniper on the roof of the bridge, sniping everyone that was trying to fly jets ect, so I got into a black hawk, got real high, jummped out and parashooted to that spot, the sniper saw me coming and placed a Claymore at the foot of where I was about to land... Ohhh shit! BOOM!
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Artied the Chinese Airfield on wake just as 2 cars raced back to it . \The cars had to be full too. Not a good day. (they could have looked at thier map- i still got blamed )
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Artied the Chinese Airfield on wake just as 2 cars raced back to it . \The cars had to be full too. Not a good day. (they could have looked at thier map- i still got blamed )
ya got your face buried in the TV mode, you look up cuz you are doing crazy shit in the chopper only to find out your pilot bailed on ya. Ya try to jump in the pilot seat and regain control and just when ya thinnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkk ya got it. The tree, crane or building thinks differently.
Im flying with a buddy in the Chinese Helo on Dalian, and Im linin up a TV shot on a US attack helo. 1/3 of a second before my TV gets there, he gets shot down by a passing J-10....
You can guess where that TV ended up.. RIGHT into the cockpit of that j-10 pilot... der :\
You can guess where that TV ended up.. RIGHT into the cockpit of that j-10 pilot... der :\
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