"I'm too good for this sh!t..."
"felt good hey?" <----- TOW ing a chopper...
"felt good hey?" <----- TOW ing a chopper...
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after I teabag someone
i spam " How do those taste mmmmmm nice and sweaty just for you "
i spam " How do those taste mmmmmm nice and sweaty just for you "
"that looks like it hurt do you want me to call a medic?"
Last edited by Wicked97 (2006-07-21 09:29:58)
I generally don't type anything in the chat after I've killed someone, but I do have a set of Ventrilo text to speech binds I use:
"Eat my nade, cum guzzler"
"Where's your knife honour, choad?"
"Suck on it bitch, suck it long, and suck it hard."
"Eat my nade, cum guzzler"
"Where's your knife honour, choad?"
"Suck on it bitch, suck it long, and suck it hard."
xD i do the same always use special things that come with kits....BolvisOculus wrote:
if i ever kill a medic, and i need health, i pick up his kit, drop some around him, pick it up, stand over the body and kindly say "Thanks Champ". Same thing for suppoert players if i need ammo.a fly wrote:
"Thank you" (with sound above them)
Also if i kill a sniper who tried trapping me with his claymore (and failed) after i kill him i drop his second claymore on his chest.
when people take my ak-101 (the basterds) i always spam thief and when i shoot them, i take the ak they stole and say: "OMG NOOOOOOB, you had an ak 101 and lost, NOOOOOOOOOOOB" < then they get pissed and the reactions are so worth the typing xD
Fubar
Best I've seen is the following a couple weeks back in a countdown for Karkand:
"If any of you fuckers spawn rape me again I will sodomize your mothers, cut off the legs of your dog, and make soup of your testicles."
It was in all caps but I don't feel like retyping it. I wish I could remember the guy's handle. I couldn't remember if I spawn killed the guy or not, but his anger made me laugh.
"If any of you fuckers spawn rape me again I will sodomize your mothers, cut off the legs of your dog, and make soup of your testicles."
It was in all caps but I don't feel like retyping it. I wish I could remember the guy's handle. I couldn't remember if I spawn killed the guy or not, but his anger made me laugh.
"Fuck off you tking fat fist fucker"
Sometimes you type that when you were the one that got "pwnt".SFCCDailey wrote:
I usually type:
WSl.g hmn90njWa2yjl"
..wanna know what that is? It was me dragging my ballsack across my keyboard as I pwnt your ass!
How'd you like your dirt nap!
Most of you don't even have a positive K/D ratio. Maybe if you focused on killing, instead of being dicks, you'd be better.
Lmao.CrazeD wrote:
Most of you don't even have a positive K/D ratio. Maybe if you focused on killing, instead of being dicks, you'd be better.
if someone calles me a name i say back
" oh you are "
i feel its pretty confronting
" oh you are "
i feel its pretty confronting
i'll send you a little scarf in the post
But you can combine both.PspRpg-7 wrote:
I believe my testicles descending on his face says more than words ever will.
*kills nub*
*walk up to dead body, stand over it*
and say "well...while your down there...."
*commence teabagging*
ayeTHA wrote:
if someone calles me a name i say back
" oh you are "
i feel its pretty confronting
usually when i kill someone - they say noob
haaaaaaaaa haaaaaa! you were killed by a noob!
My standard welcome line in any round is ;
Welcome to Anti-Air hell boys, enjoy the crashes
For those who dont comprehend, I'm an Anti-Air vehicle whore.
Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar!
After downing a Mi-35 Hind with the RPG-7.
Welcome to Anti-Air hell boys, enjoy the crashes
For those who dont comprehend, I'm an Anti-Air vehicle whore.
Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar!
After downing a Mi-35 Hind with the RPG-7.
smell that bitch?
That's my spore..................................pwnt.
Whenever I type the above, I always get a response: typically they say "It's a game man!", or "stfu", or "haxxor".
I include the long pause between "spore" and "pwnt" to simulate me saying "pwnt" almost as an afterthought...as though the victim was so insignificant that I have to remind myself that I even killed him. If I get the same person again, I don't type the whole thing. I just type "Do you smell it?" "Do you feel the reek, bitch?". And if I'm really pwning somebody, I'll say: "U my ho now bitz, git t' fuk' ou' on dat cornah fo I smak yo ass!"
That's my spore..................................pwnt.
Whenever I type the above, I always get a response: typically they say "It's a game man!", or "stfu", or "haxxor".
I include the long pause between "spore" and "pwnt" to simulate me saying "pwnt" almost as an afterthought...as though the victim was so insignificant that I have to remind myself that I even killed him. If I get the same person again, I don't type the whole thing. I just type "Do you smell it?" "Do you feel the reek, bitch?". And if I'm really pwning somebody, I'll say: "U my ho now bitz, git t' fuk' ou' on dat cornah fo I smak yo ass!"
and that from rvb?Sgt_Sieg wrote:
"You just got Sarged"
+1 if you know where that's from haha
i just have "owned" but i like the ballsack one.
All I said was ( what an AssHole ) out of 64 people, your the only one who thought " He must mean me ! "
Last edited by Horseman 77 (2006-07-21 12:35:46)
Awesome, I thought I was the only one Linebacker owns everything.Bernadictus wrote:
For those who dont comprehend, I'm an Anti-Air vehicle whore.
Anywho, just the standard "LITTLE MAN I'LL CUT YOU!" works for me.
LOL....+1 for ya man!!SFCCDailey wrote:
I usually type:
WSl.g hmn90njWa2yjl"
..wanna know what that is? It was me dragging my ballsack across my keyboard as I pwnt your ass!
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