BF2S Forums Bail out... words that go in one ear and out the other

[SWAM]RobbieE wrote:

Michael82 wrote:

[SWAM]RobbieE wrote:

Hey Michael82,

First, you are NOT a good pilot, an average of just above 2.10 is terrible!! Hey I know, mine is worse but I am not the one saying that I am good!
Second, if you are a good pilot then you can train your gunner in 5 minutes, yes I can do that, you just have to invite him to your squad! But I seriously doubt that you have ever done that!
Third, have you ever considerd that the only reason your friend is a good gunner because he is used to your terrible flying?

Furthermore I would like to point out that I will never ever use a chopper when I see your name written all over it!

One thing I found very strange to read here pplz! Some of you where saying that when you pay for a server you have a say at what is happening, this of course cant be true! Yes it happens that a shity admin starts whining once thet get owned but hey, the harder they whine the better you are doing! But it would be absurd that a paying person has to decide what happens on that server. EA clearly thinks otherwise .


An Attack chopper is for support, not for capturing flags!! You are supposed to hunt the enemy tanks and apc's! Not hanging over a flag.

Sorry, but this is the first post which i can't see the point of. You try to flame me, but fail miserably. I have a 2.1 point income yes, i agree it could get better. But did you ever think that i dont wait to play with helo only? I run around killing as a grunt, as a tankcommander, killing helos with FAV's, capture flags etc.

I'm a well above average pilot who's capable of fighting another helo and forcing them away or make em fight for their lives. I've taken on a plane, helo and AA and fought for around 2 minuts before they took me down. Would have made it if the plane didn't hit me by accident.

And what on Gods green earth do you mean by "train" your gunner? Are you a jedi? Can you telepathically tell your gunner "use TV guided like a pro" and he will? In that case i bow in your precense ohh great jedi.
Using TV guided isn't easy and from my many hours of flying, i find that 1 in 7 (aprox) know how to use TV guided, if not less. I've hovered 10 feet from a grunt on a roof and the schmuck gunner didn't see him. I kept turning the chopper to show him the guy, but he kept looking all around... THE GUY WAS IN A FREAKING CAMO SUIT ON A ROOF! (parden my caps lock).

Conklusion, as a pilot, you CANNOT make a gunner better, the gunner gets better with hours of practice and not 5 minuts.

P.S. I never said i wanted you in my chopper, that way i can save the seat for my friend :p

You actually think I would consider geting in a chopper with you, Sorry, have not lost my mind yet. You just have proven my point that you are a TERRIBLE pilot. A chopper pilot should be good for at least 3 armor kills on any map and at least 5 driver kill asists. Therefore I can conclude that you are at most an average pilot. Sorry boy but someone has to finish of these "illusions de grandeur" you are sharing with your best friend.

Like I said, training the gunners is fairly easy, first you tell them that there are two fire modes, right and left butten, second you tell them that the right mouse butten can be operated in two modes, fire and forget and guided. Then you compare the guided mode with the redeemer in Unreal (strangely enough most people know how to use the redeemer ). Then you explain there is a green bar which shows his vision to yours and that you will guide him constantly to targets. Practice this for 2 kills or so, then you let him fire a guided missile saying that it won't hurt if he misses, just let him get the feeling for the guidance system and you have an average gunner ready and self made!! Fly with him and he will soon get the hang of it.

Like I said, five minutes, but no you like helping lose your team by Team Killing your team (it costs tickets!!), well that is very mature. Especially for a friend of yours, most friends of my understand it that there is no room. But i guess you must be real close to your "buddy"! Going to the toilet toghether, rubbing each others back and such!!

P.S. I really hate selfish priks whom teamkill! I really really hate them. I hate them so much that when I would see one crossing the road i would drive over him back up and hit him again, then put the car in forward again and run him over. Then I would wait till the police comes and declare without any regret that I got so upset by hitting you that I put the car in reverse by accident and hit you again, that after that I was under the firm impression that you where lying directly under my car and I decided to instantly drive away so that the paramedics could help you!

I just love ranting against people who beg for it!!

P.S. P.S. Did I say that I really really really hate teamkillers for vehicles and such!!

[RL]Tarasque wrote:

*add's Micael82 to dumbfuck list*

Michael82 wrote:

Am i the only pilot who's SICK and TIRED of people not wanting to get out when you ask them to?

Numerous occations.

Tank: gunner wont get out to let other guy spawn (squad) or to help take flag
Transport: to help get flag
Helo: to help get flag
and my PERSONAL FAVORIT!

Helo: when GOOD gunner wants to fly and a schmuck wants to get frags and don't want to get out.

I fly with my friend B_enjo83 and he's getting PRETTY darn good as a gunner, trusting my flying and hitting 80 - 90% of the time with the TV guided. Even has jet kills with the TV .
Anywho, i can count NUMEROS occations when i take helo, another guy jumps in RIGHT infront of B_enjo83 and WON'T get out when i ask nice (even with team chat).

Even got a rude answer the other day "stfu and fly noob"... i was like WTF?!?!.

W-H-A-T is up with these peeps?
Why won't they let a good duo fly and help team kill enemy like crazy instead of acting nutty? I know it's FFA servers, but CMON!

But anywho, found a neat little trick to deal with those peeps.
For u pilots, if u want a gunner out.

1: fly to edge of map(i play medic when with friend, spec op solo, works more safe with medic)
2: slowly and steadly make it to the edge so u get punished
3: when u reched that range, back SLOWLY back, so u stop getting punished.
4: gunner will now get punished (he's in front of you)
5: gunner dies, you pick up friend.

Lame, but hey, i ask nice first, ask nice second, fix it myself third

tthf wrote:

i cant fly for shit but i do like getting into the gunners seat once in a while to shoot some sh*t up.
so far i have not had much trouble when i've gotten into the gunners seat. a couple of times when the pilot has asked me nicely, i have hopped off to make way for his buddy.
BUT, there was this one time when the pilot wound not take off. when i said ''go, go, go!!" he still didn't. thats when i realised that there was this guy standing by the side (sniper kit) aiming his bloody rifle at me. next thing i read is, "get off or else"
"or else what?" i ask
reply. "this"
BLAM!!! i get a nice little head shot into my cranium.......
bloody hell!!!! WTF?!?!?

Hate players like that!!

Kkookie wrote:

I know, it is stupid when some takes gunner when you wanted to fly with a friend, but deal with it .....No seriously, deal with it, like send the chopper into a spiraling nose dive and jump out.