EA/Dice,
Please for the love of god hurry up with patch 1.4, I can't handle the abuse.
I don't know why but my owner takes the constant CTDs and connection bugs out on me.
Every time it happens now, he grabs me around the neck and starts trying to knock my head off. He does it so much that after a while I can't maintain the stamina and end up throwing up all over myself.
We used to have a great relationship, he would take me out once, maybe twice a night for a little fun. Just enough to keep me in shape and make sure everything was working fine. But then you introduced 1.3 and turned my life upside down.
Now it's every 4 or 5 games, please, I can't handle the abuse any longer, make it stop.
Hurry up and release 1.4 and save lots of "members" just like me.
Your sincerely,
Stanley
P.S
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, when a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate. This means he is really pissed at you guys.
Please for the love of god hurry up with patch 1.4, I can't handle the abuse.
I don't know why but my owner takes the constant CTDs and connection bugs out on me.
Every time it happens now, he grabs me around the neck and starts trying to knock my head off. He does it so much that after a while I can't maintain the stamina and end up throwing up all over myself.
We used to have a great relationship, he would take me out once, maybe twice a night for a little fun. Just enough to keep me in shape and make sure everything was working fine. But then you introduced 1.3 and turned my life upside down.
Now it's every 4 or 5 games, please, I can't handle the abuse any longer, make it stop.
Hurry up and release 1.4 and save lots of "members" just like me.
Your sincerely,
Stanley
P.S
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, when a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate. This means he is really pissed at you guys.
