Calling all BF2s Ninja community members, read this!

2006-07-09 23:52:55

#26

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6944|Uhh... erm...

If your titanium suit is completely sealed, won't you overheat?

*stands back and watches as Homeschtar's system crashes and THEN loots all his laser weaponry*

2006-07-10 00:01:10

#27

Home: Section.80; +447|7061|Seattle, Washington, USA

Sealed inside of my suit along with my circuits are heatsinks.

*Goes back to ruling the ninjas and pirates*

2006-07-10 00:03:58

#28

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6944|Uhh... erm...

Heatsinks still overheat when the heat can't disperse anywhere. INSIDE of your suit, you said it yourself. HAH!

*yoinks all of Homeschtar's laser weaponry and uses it to rule over the pirate empire with an iron fist*

2006-07-10 00:11:56

#29

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6911

Tetrino wrote:
Heatsinks still overheat when the heat can't disperse anywhere. INSIDE of your suit, you said it yourself. HAH!

*yoinks all of Homeschtar's laser weaponry and uses it to rule over the pirate empire with an iron fist*

/me kicks you in the ballsack. Steals your lasers. Somehow defies the way lasers are built, and mold the lasers into katanas. And proceeds to stab and melt all who stand in my path.

...

But in all seriousness, why the hell am I still a level 1 ninja?

Last edited by PspRpg-7 (2006-07-10 00:14:28)

2006-07-10 00:16:43

#30

destruktion_6143: Was ist Loos?; +154|6840|Canada

where and how do i join?

2006-07-10 00:19:20

#31

Home: Section.80; +447|7061|Seattle, Washington, USA

Tetrino wrote:
Heatsinks still overheat when the heat can't disperse anywhere. INSIDE of your suit, you said it yourself. HAH!

*yoinks all of Homeschtar's laser weaponry and uses it to rule over the pirate empire with an iron fist*

OK, I lied. My suit is actually made of an alien metal, that has microscopic pores that allow it to dipserse heat. And even if I did overheat, you aren't strong enough to tear off my weapons. They are welded on and made of the same metal as my armor. Basically, I'm invincible.

And Psp, screw ninjas. Come be my Co-Master Robot Lord.

2006-07-10 00:20:00

#32

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6911

Homeschtar wrote:
Tetrino wrote:
Heatsinks still overheat when the heat can't disperse anywhere. INSIDE of your suit, you said it yourself. HAH!

*yoinks all of Homeschtar's laser weaponry and uses it to rule over the pirate empire with an iron fist*
OK, I lied. My suit is actually made of an alien metal, that has microscopic pores that allow it to dipserse heat. And even if I did overheat, you aren't strong enough to tear off my weapons. They are welded on and made of the same metal as my armor. Basically, I'm invincible.

And Psp, screw ninjas. Come be my Co-Master Robot Lord.

What level "Co-Master Robot Lord" what level would I be? And what sort of healthcare plan do we get?

Last edited by PspRpg-7 (2006-07-10 00:20:13)

2006-07-10 00:20:27

#33

Zeppo Johnson: Member; +47|6925|Finland

MacGyver > *
Ninjas, pirates or robots don't even know how to use swiss army knife probably.

2006-07-10 00:21:53

#34

tiptopT: Member; +72|6795|Scotland's Capital

Is there any room for a Ginga Ninja?

2006-07-10 00:22:39

#35

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6944|Uhh... erm...

Alien or not, metal is metal.

*turns on giant electromagnet above Homeschtar and a giant superconducter under Homeschtar*

Prepare for a memory wipe.

*takes out large magnet and waves it in front of Homeschtar's CPU*

2006-07-10 00:24:18

#36

Home: Section.80; +447|7061|Seattle, Washington, USA

PspRpg-7 wrote:
Homeschtar wrote:
Tetrino wrote:
Heatsinks still overheat when the heat can't disperse anywhere. INSIDE of your suit, you said it yourself. HAH!

*yoinks all of Homeschtar's laser weaponry and uses it to rule over the pirate empire with an iron fist*
OK, I lied. My suit is actually made of an alien metal, that has microscopic pores that allow it to dipserse heat. And even if I did overheat, you aren't strong enough to tear off my weapons. They are welded on and made of the same metal as my armor. Basically, I'm invincible.

And Psp, screw ninjas. Come be my Co-Master Robot Lord.
What level "Co-Master Robot Lord" what level would I be? And what sort of healthcare plan do we get?

Level infinity. Healthcare=Invincibility.

2006-07-10 00:26:22

#37

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6911

Homeschtar wrote:
PspRpg-7 wrote:
Homeschtar wrote:

OK, I lied. My suit is actually made of an alien metal, that has microscopic pores that allow it to dipserse heat. And even if I did overheat, you aren't strong enough to tear off my weapons. They are welded on and made of the same metal as my armor. Basically, I'm invincible.

And Psp, screw ninjas. Come be my Co-Master Robot Lord.
What level "Co-Master Robot Lord" what level would I be? And what sort of healthcare plan do we get?
Level infinity. Healthcare=Invincibility.

What if I get like a cavity? Or I get like some kind of battle wound....

2006-07-10 00:29:22

#38

Home: Section.80; +447|7061|Seattle, Washington, USA

Tetrino wrote:
Alien or not, metal is metal.

*turns on giant electromagnet above Homeschtar and a giant superconducter under Homeschtar*

Prepare for a memory wipe.

*takes out large magnet and waves it in front of Homeschtar's CPU*

*analyzes situation*

*uses human emotion index to load the humor interface and laugh function*

*laughs at Tetrino for not having a big enough magnet*

*vaporizes Tetrino*

Last edited by Homeschtar (2006-07-10 00:33:11)

2006-07-10 00:30:32

#39

Home: Section.80; +447|7061|Seattle, Washington, USA

PspRpg-7 wrote:
Homeschtar wrote:
PspRpg-7 wrote:

What level "Co-Master Robot Lord" what level would I be? And what sort of healthcare plan do we get?
Level infinity. Healthcare=Invincibility.
What if I get like a cavity? Or I get like some kind of battle wound....

You don't have teeth.

You are completely indestructible. No wounds. And besides, everyone knows robots get all the babes.

2006-07-10 00:53:02

#40

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6911

Homeschtar wrote:
PspRpg-7 wrote:
Homeschtar wrote:

Level infinity. Healthcare=Invincibility.
What if I get like a cavity? Or I get like some kind of battle wound....
You don't have teeth.

You are completely indestructible. No wounds. And besides, everyone knows robots get all the babes.

Are the women robots...or do we get hydraulic penises?

2006-07-10 01:09:43

#41

Home: Section.80; +447|7061|Seattle, Washington, USA

Hydraulic penises.

2006-07-10 01:13:14

#42

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6911

Homeschtar wrote:
Hydraulic penises.

Awesome.

2006-07-10 01:14:02

#43

Zeon.: l33t sp33k Specialist; +159|6771|Behind j00OMFG HAX, Bristol UK

None of you are ninja's end of.

2006-07-10 01:26:38

#44

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6944|Uhh... erm...

*vapors congeal together to form Tetrino*

I am akin to Davey Jones. Now let me send you to my locker!

*summons Avatar of Khaine to whack up Homeschtar*

2006-07-10 03:44:39

#45

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6911

Tetrino wrote:
*vapors congeal together to form Tetrino*

I am akin to Davey Jones. Now let me send you to my locker!

*summons Avatar of Khaine to whack up Homeschtar*

*Kicks Tetrino in the sack*

2006-07-10 03:50:01

#46

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6988|Noizyland

I have an itching to try out my new Mod powers, apologies if I get it wrong. This thread just got plain stupid though. Any arguments feel free to PM me.

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