BN
smells like wee wee
+159|7008
Classic!!

I wonder if he has wipers too.


"Even Bush's crap is classified top secret. Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna. Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House "toilet security" ("TOILSEC"), which has Austrians talking the most.

The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.

Even Bush's toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at Ramstein, Germany. In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it."
Spumantiii
pistolero
+147|6923|Canada
lmfao.  Imagine what all that cost.
Mr.Casual
p-n*|3eergogglz
+136|6750|Minnesota eh
the price of a clean ass for the pres is a shit load
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6915|Canberra, AUS
Defend the crap!
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
spastic bullet
would like to know if you are on crack
+77|6781|vancouver
"Defend this emission!"

Aw, crap somebody beat me to it... 

Actually, I know why they do this.  I forget where I read about it, but apparently the likes of the CIA go to great lengths to get such samples from all manner of powerful types.  The reasoning is, if you can find out about some terminal disease he doesn't know he has yet, it can factor into negotiations.

Or, say he's diabetic.  That can have an effect on possible assassination methods with more plausible deniability.  Knowledge is power.  And poop is knowledge, I guess.  Stinky, rotten knowledge.
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6790|Southeastern USA
they stockpile it in a vault in Virginia, I've seen it
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6770|Global Command
potus potty humor.
BN
smells like wee wee
+159|7008
holy shit
chittydog
less busy
+586|7076|Kubra, Damn it!

spastic bullet wrote:

"Defend this emission!"
lol, +1
herrr_smity
Member
+156|6868|space command ur anus
George bush assassinated by toilet humor
https://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2304/toiletpaper3yn.jpg

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