My best pick-up line...
"Hi, what's your name?"
"Hi, what's your name?"
"does this rag smell of chloroform"
will work everytime lol
*will only work if rag is used
will work everytime lol
*will only work if rag is used
" Do you believe in love on first site, or should I walk by again? "
" Ever kissed a bunny between the ears (pull pants pockets out) "
" Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns. "
" [Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken? "
" Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants. "
" Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me? "
" Ever kissed a bunny between the ears (pull pants pockets out) "
" Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns. "
" [Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken? "
" Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants. "
" Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me? "
Holy Old Thread Revive Batman!
This thread is dead, everyone is quoting material from pages 1, 2, & 3. Someone come up with new lines or this thread will go the way of the Dodo....
KJ
This thread is dead, everyone is quoting material from pages 1, 2, & 3. Someone come up with new lines or this thread will go the way of the Dodo....
KJ
What's that smell? Have you been eating asparagus?
Works allways.Kung Jew wrote:
"Hey does this smell like Chloroform?"
Quote from Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back: "Yo yo baby baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an over coat"
Hi, I'm Cougar.
**Panties disintegrate.**
**Panties disintegrate.**
My ears are cold... can i use your thighs as earmuffs?
No....Cougar wrote:
Hi, I'm Cougar.
**Panties disintegrate.**
The best one ever is "How much do you charge..." haha get it? It's implying that you're picking a prostitute...Haha...
Cougar, I'd have thought your innate player abilities would allow you to discerne a target going commando from a least 20 - 30 yds (by smell alone). Yet you still target those enriched by cloth? Shame on you for preying on the weak and vunerable.
KJ
KJ