.......You know you've had too much to drink when......

2006-06-23 21:13:07

#1

Drunken_Tankdriver: Member; +81|6899

.....when you need a sober driver to go jihad jeeping with you.

.....when you cant get a single kill when you spawn rape the alley by the hotel on karkand.

.....when the bypass just past the square takes 10 minutes to negotiate.

.....when the warehouse seems like its becoming a complicated maze with no way out.

.....when you cant seem to stay on a tower crane or rooftop.

.....when grenades seem to bounce back at you.

.....when a private ownz your ass when you prone spam him.

Someone take it from here i need another drink.

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2006-06-23 21:14:30

#2

Trigger_Happy_92: Uses the TV missle too much; +394|6896

ha.........ha.

haha

2006-06-23 21:17:19

#3

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6776|Global Command

How about when your too drunk to notice the ping and you get in the laggiest room and can't figure out why.

2006-06-23 21:19:00

#4

Drunken_Tankdriver: Member; +81|6899

Thats a start. Thing is though 90% of the gamers already do this and they dont drink.

2006-06-23 21:24:07

#5

TrollmeaT: Aspiring Objectivist; +492|6919|Colorado

....when you throw up.

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2006-06-23 21:25:58

#6

Drunken_Tankdriver: Member; +81|6899

Aww wtf man your going to get the f/ing mods to f/up the thread. Keep it on the bf2 subject you dumbass. Although I still lost it when i saw pic 2.

Last edited by Drunken_Tankdriver (2006-06-23 21:30:50)

2006-06-23 21:26:27

#7

lukeiamnotyourfather: Joe's Crematorium, You Kill'em, We Grill'em!; +37|6923

eeeeeew

2006-06-23 21:27:55

#8

kessel!: Peruvian Cocaine; +261|7012|Toronto Canada

Owned By Trollmeat

2006-06-23 21:29:35

#9

Drunken_Tankdriver: Member; +81|6899

Anyway heres a couple more.....

....when it takes all 5 of your c4 packs to take out one arty cannon.

....when you suddenly cant fly a chopper anymore, and you're normally good at it. <that one was lame. Someone help out here.

2006-06-23 21:31:24

#10

LividCow: Mmmmm...Beeeeer; +13|6805|MN, USA

...the bunny with a pancake on its head starts being funny.

2006-06-23 21:43:51

#11

Boots: Member; +17|6787|PA

When waiting on the tv station for your team to crash their heli and they come back for repairs... you sraw the sh1t out of it, just because it was there... and smoking.

When you TK your team in TWL matches while capping a very important flag (happend 2 nights ago)

When you crash into light poles and other things and have to explain to your squad that you're driving drunk (sort of goes along with the jihad jeep one... i like that)

When you realize that you just ran halfway across the map to cap your own flag.

When you take a minute to explain what just happend in game to your TS buddies and you're the only one laughing after the story.

When a TS member calls you out drunk because you only use words like "sex(y)" and "exist" when youre drunk.

Last edited by Boots (2006-06-23 21:46:55)

2006-06-23 21:47:53

#12

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|6905| United States of America

when you make a thread like this!

2006-06-23 21:49:01

#13

Drunken_Tankdriver: Member; +81|6899

Lmao, nice ones. +1 for you.

Last edited by Drunken_Tankdriver (2006-06-23 21:49:16)

2006-06-23 22:11:10

#14

KtotheIMMY: Member; +513|7010

Hahaha good stuff

2006-06-23 22:14:29

#15

ToXiC888: Cal players > BF2s; +40|6832|Columbus,Ohio-THE Ohio State U

...when u ask for a ride when your already in a vehicle...

Or

when u say "bail out" when your proned in the middle of the road

2006-06-23 22:38:17

#16

TrollmeaT: Aspiring Objectivist; +492|6919|Colorado

Today 23:21:33 -1 .......You know you've had too much to drink when...... wow grow up

I already did thanks...

2006-06-23 22:44:35

#17

SGT_Dicklewicz: Member; +33|6871

........when you left your last open beer on the counter between rounds and get up to get another one after the next round and have to pound the warm one because who wants to waste the beer

2006-06-23 22:47:38

#18

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|6968|Sydney, Australia

When you create another random thread in the wrong section...

Mcminty.

2006-06-23 22:49:27

#19

SGT_Dicklewicz: Member; +33|6871

........Damn, I pissed myself again (Bad Santa Reference)

2006-06-23 22:51:46

#20

theknuck: It's pronounced Knuck, like in Knuckle!!; +45|6859|balls

when your on Karkand and you start laughing at the people who say "enemy boat spotted"

when you spawn on a map and have been running around for 5 minutes, then press the 'tab' key to find out what team you are on!

.....my 2 cents

2006-06-23 23:04:23

#21

Heretic: Member; +3|7024

.........when you begin telling your gunner a story while your in the pilots seat using text chat [ you both hit the ground laughing ]

.........when you can't kill a slow moving soilder in an open field while you unload apc rounds until the gun overheats

........when you mow down a fellow teammate in a buggy capping a flag that you though he was stealing and gleem happily into your monitor thinking you made a real difference in the world

........when you laugh so hard after blowing up on an atv that beer exists your mouth not 5 seconds after you downed it [ drunk or not i still lmao every single time i blow up on an atv. nothing like a nuclear atv detonation. ty EA ]

........i got more, gimme some time, and a few more beer.

Last edited by Heretic (2006-06-23 23:07:56)

2006-06-23 23:29:22

#22

SGT_Dicklewicz: Member; +33|6871

...........when sitting at a flag your side already has thinking your taking it over

...........when you just can't take getting killed anymore and just go commander the next round (to drink a nice peaceful beer)

...........I have never done this one, but they must be drunk, people that start shooting their machine gun at me in a tank so I know where they are. Could someone who does this please explain how you plan on finally taking out a tank with a gun???

2006-06-23 23:45:41

#23

straz_mataz: Banned; +86|6781|Edmonton Alberta

SGT_Dicklewicz wrote:
...........when sitting at a flag your side already has thinking your taking it over

...........when you just can't take getting killed anymore and just go commander the next round (to drink a nice peaceful beer)

...........I have never done this one, but they must be drunk, people that start shooting their machine gun at me in a tank so I know where they are. Could someone who does this please explain how you plan on finally taking out a tank with a gun???

or when u start throwing grenades at a tank.....had one guy doing this to me today i must have killed him about 4 times doing it

2006-06-23 23:52:11

#24

MagiCandy: Member; +18|6901

.......when you can't tell the difference between the friend/foe targets in the bomber so you just hope that they are enemies.

2006-06-23 23:55:46

#25

Moogabi: Member; +2|6775|California

When...you don't care about your stats.

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