"Get repairs here" - Have Engineers got nothing to say?

2006-06-16 04:31:06

#51

mavrick 3399: EA GAMES PATCH EVERYTHING; +102|6998|Doncaster UK

Sambuccashake wrote:
I wish I could throw the wrench at the bastard but he'd probably turn around and TK me...

the wrench should be the engineers knife with its own sperate badge that would be ace,

smashing some guy over the head with your wrench, every one would play engineer just for fun,

wrench only server anyone.

2006-06-16 04:31:43

#52

Aardcore: Member; +60|7170|USA, Arizona

mavrick 3399 wrote:
Sambuccashake wrote:
I wish I could throw the wrench at the bastard but he'd probably turn around and TK me...
the wrench should be the engineers knife with its own sperate badge that would be ace,

smashing some guy over the head with your wrench, every one would play engineer just for fun,

wrench only server anyone.

Oh man Half-Life anyone? LOL

2006-06-16 04:33:53

#53

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|7190|Oslo, Norway

you know who the medic says: you live now buddy, now get back to the fight

engineers should say: Good news: fixed the engine issue bad news: i noticed those tracks of yours are way out of line, i can't let you roll out of here without fixing that up for ya'

2006-06-16 04:36:00

#54

mavrick 3399: EA GAMES PATCH EVERYTHING; +102|6998|Doncaster UK

WilhelmSissener wrote:
you know who the medic says: you live now buddy, now get back to the fight

engineers should say: Good news: fixed the engine issue bad news: i noticed those tracks of yours are way out of line, i can't let you roll out of here without fixing that up for ya'

good idea but its to long it needs to be short and sweet like the medics one.

2006-06-16 04:36:06

#55

Use0fWeapons: Get repairs here; +60|6990|Doncaster - UK

"BEEP BEEP BEEP" "WARNING CHALLENGER TANK REVERSING" "BEEP BEEP BEEP"
LMAO Aardcore

Turn signals as well to avoid all those pile-ups. (make it easier to lead your shots into them to)
Any 40K fans should check out TSOALR. (google it)

<edit> i think he was joking Mav

Last edited by Use0fWeapons (2006-06-16 05:14:57)

2006-06-16 04:36:42

#56

KingMchris: Member; +12|6999|London

Wouldn't it be better if, like for like the day before 2142 comes out, EA can release a one off Mod for Bf2 where Engineers come complete with Mechs, so they have like some f*cking awesome fire power with them and they can repair to.
Would be hilarious watching a Spec Ops trying to F*ck with him

2006-06-16 04:39:14

#57

mavrick 3399: EA GAMES PATCH EVERYTHING; +102|6998|Doncaster UK

on the back of tanks they should have signs like the long vehicles sign but they should say

heavy as fuck, (unless server goes down then it will fly away to neverland)

2006-06-16 04:40:44

#58

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7088|Finland

mavrick 3399 wrote:
on the back of tanks they should have signs like the long vehicles sign but they should say

heavy as fuck, (unless server goes down then it will fly away to neverland)

Tanks & APC:s should beep when backing up..

I need around tree fiddy.

2006-06-16 04:47:00

#59

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|7003|Doncaster, UK

Beep Beep Beep, Warning Apc Trying To Sneak Up On You, Beep Beep Beep

Lmfao

2006-06-16 05:30:39

#60

jkohlc: 2142th Whore; +214|6983|Singapore

engin: Get Screwed Here!

OR...

engin: You Got a Screw Loose, lemme screw it back for ya

2006-06-16 07:03:01

#61

[QXJZ]Capt_Kefra: Alright, you're good to go!; +124|7185|Honolulu, HI

Tank: We need repairs here!
Engineer: Ten-four (runs towards tank)
[An Eryx finishes the tank off, exploding mere inches away from the engy]
Engineer: (pokes smoking wreckage with wrench)...uh, you still need those repairs?

Tank: We need repairs here!
Engineer: Sir, this coupon is only good for an oil change.

Tank: We need repairs here!
Engineer: You got the wrong guy. Do I look like an engineer to you? You ever drive into a Midas and see a grease monkey wearing desert camo and a ridiculous floppy hat tossing land mines onto the garage floor? Plus I only have this damn wrench in my toolbox. I'm a glorified plumber with Panama soled boots. But give me an arc welder and we'll talk.

Tank: We need repairs here!
Engineer: (bunnyhopping) Hey, jerkoff, here's an idea (dolphin dives), when you ask for repairs (runs out of sprint), give me 2 seconds to catch up!

Tank: We need repairs here!
Engineer: Who's "we"? Your machine gunner got sniped out of the turret a minute ago. You're a sitting duck in that little turret and I pity the guy who has to go in there...hey, don't give ME that look!

Tank: We need repairs here!
Engineer: That's your problem, man. Why are you Medic anyway? Did you figure you could toss a couple of first aid bags on the treads and the T-90 would be good to go? Maybe shock paddles can bring the armor plating back on the M1A2 and I haven't heard about it?

2006-06-16 15:43:08

#62

*=]AD[=*Pro_NL: Member; +77|7086|The Netherlands

Tank : I Need An Engineer

Engineer : No Im Not Rubbing Your Ass With My Wrench, Bitch

2006-06-16 15:52:11

#63

VeNg3nCe^: ¦Tactics Øver Principles¦; +314|7162|Antarctica

Just press "Okay" when someone calls for repairs. It would be cool to be able to drop wrenches on the battlefield that vehicles could run over and get a few bars back. But then the realism fanboys would nerf it...

2006-06-16 15:52:39

#64

ShadowFoX: I Hate Claymores; +109|6988

Engineer is the most disrespected class in the whole game. We get crappy guns. We hardly get any points for standing and fixing unlike medics who run out and zap someone and boom 2 points.

Me being a engineer kind of guy only play engineer for the chance to repair your tank and get back in the front to support infantry and take out enemy armor. Many tank drivers however only attack the enemy infantry and get pwned by tanks and respawn and take the tank again and spend 20 min driving back to the front.

2006-06-16 15:57:37

#65

arson: Member; +99|7093|New York

"yea well its gonna cost ya, and if you want it done right its gonna cost ya double..."

2006-06-16 16:00:11

#66

Last2Stand: Member; +7|6986

Tank: I need repairs.

Engineer: Hold on, my magical fix-it-all-by-rubbing-it wrench pulled a Houdini.

2006-06-16 16:03:13

#67

Digital Aura: Git R Dun; +18|7118|Ontario, Canada

Great Idea! The time has come! ANd some clever lines in this thread too! LOL

2006-06-18 06:09:31

#68

Stomper_40k: Re-Incarnation. You mean re-spawn right?; +44|7102|Cardiff - Wales - UK

Tank "I need repairs quick, do you copy?"

Engineers "Fuck off, you've run me over twice already"

2006-06-18 06:30:20

#69

cmotdibbler: Member; +19|7123|The pork thing inna bun stall.

Come back with my tank you thieving bastard..

2006-06-18 06:34:01

#70

JeeSqwat: Tactical Specialist; +41|7186|Canada

M1-Lightning wrote:
I definitely agree. At least as a medic you canchase down players but the engy always gets outrun by vehicles.

or run over LOL

2006-06-18 08:15:21

#71

Mike<Eagle23>: BF2sEU old school admin - I don't care who you are; +359|7185|Germany

"We need repairs here"
Engineers : " Well, yeah, the brakes are shit, you cold need some new oil, oh I see, there are a lot of things to be repaired... better buy a new vehicle or you'll have to wait for... lets say, 5 weeks."

2006-06-18 08:25:04

#72

LuKiE: Member; +1|7208

Very nice topic

Tank: We need repairs, do you copy?

Engineer: Your good to go...

seconds later....
*KABOOM*

(same) Tank: We need repairs, do you copy ?

Engineer: *sigh* This is gonna be a long day...

2006-06-20 01:02:26

#73

mavrick 3399: EA GAMES PATCH EVERYTHING; +102|6998|Doncaster UK

tank= i need repairs

engineer= you can get fucked if you think i am walking into that fire fight with just my wrench.

2006-06-20 01:33:24

#74

CoconutBlitz: I've had the diarrheas since Easters; +145|7046|California U.S.A

Use0fWeapons wrote:
"Need repairs here!"
"Hmm i think i can get the parts by next week"

"Yeah I could FedEx it overnight and get it here by next Round...maybe halfway through Gulf of Oman."

Armour We need repairs here!!!"

Engineer (Gets out Laptop PC...) "Do you have A/C on this?"

All the local auto parts stores in my area are full of mostly low-knowledge young students who couldn't tell a water pump from a battery so all the replies even if you tell them the exact part number of what you need they will ask you the first question on there computer's screen which is is this vehicle eqipped with air conditioning every F-ing time It drived me insane.

2006-06-20 01:42:11

#75

CoconutBlitz: I've had the diarrheas since Easters; +145|7046|California U.S.A

cmotdibbler wrote:
Come back with my tank you thieving bastard..

In regards to your sig pic:

You know your a Armour Driver when your Man load you've left on a woman's back resembles a M6 Bradley Linebacker...

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