"Get repairs here" - Have Engineers got nothing to say?

2006-06-15 07:55:14

#26

mavrick 3399: EA GAMES PATCH EVERYTHING; +102|6998|Doncaster UK

Tank: we need repairs

Engineer: ah well i see your problem,

Tank: can you fix it??

Engineer: yes but you need a negative srewdriver and i only got a positive one on me.

2006-06-15 11:16:44

#27

lynxlyran: Member; +15|7101

Those are some good ones. How about.

"Hey dumbass don't you see you only have one bar of health left, now stop so I can fix you"

Which brings up a potential poll question. How far do you chase a damaged vehicle in order to repair it?

I chased a fellow AA gun 1/2 way across Road Rage to repair him. I stopped chasing at the supply crate he drove by because I needed more 1337 pilot owning missles.

2006-06-15 11:19:56

#28

travisb05: bullseye (+); +58|7156|U.S

JON.ANTONSSON wrote:
DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Did you even read what the thread was about????
Yes, its about what engineers coud say in the game. If the engineer woud say something he must sound angry & irritated.

Engineer: "Repairing........ Unit repaired........
Repairing........ Unit repaired........
Repairing........ Unit repaired........" <--------- which game?

command and conquer am i right

2006-06-15 11:22:13

#29

travisb05: bullseye (+); +58|7156|U.S

Tank: we need repairs

Engineer: ah well i see your problem,

Tank: can you fix it??

Engineer: yes but you need a negative srewdriver and it seems i lost the rest of my tool on the way here

2006-06-15 11:23:51

#30

DirtyMexican: I knife Generals; +278|6994|Search Whore killing fields

Tank -"Need Repairs"

Engineer -"and I need 10 dollars for crack, you see me crying"

2006-06-15 11:26:40

#31

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|7110

You get to keep your tank/apc/jet/helicopter alive and block roads from enemy vehicles, perhaps? Engi's are fine. Heck, give 'em a goddamn taser gun.

2006-06-15 11:27:11

#32

smtt686: this is the best we can do?; +95|7088|USA

too bad we cant have a reply of "sorry, on union break right now"

2006-06-15 11:31:33

#33

JON.ANTONSSON: Member; +51|7149|Sweden

travisb05 wrote:
command and conquer am i right

Yesss!

2006-06-15 11:32:58

#34

switchbladezz: Member; +48|7074

Tank- "we need repairs here"

engineer- "will you be paying with cash or check sir?"

2006-06-15 11:36:13

#35

DecJW: Webhoster; +38|7041

Tank: we need repairs

Engi: Ok, ill get back to you in a few hours...

<2 hours later>

Engi: All done, now....this 99p pack of screws I used is going to cost you £30 plus the manual hard labour I incurred which is charged at about £450 p/hour , and this 2 minute job took longer than expected, due to the England match being on, so the overall bill will be £950 plus fees

Tank <Teamkills> Engi

2006-06-15 11:39:39

#36

DSRTurtle: Member; +56|7142

Vehicle: Repairs needed at this location.

Eng: Arrives at location on map. Where's the repairs needed here?

Dead Vehicle: Your too late dumbass.

2006-06-15 11:42:12

#37

genius_man16: Platinum Star whore; +365|7135|Middle of nowhere

Tank: "We need repairs, quick, do you copy?"

Engineer: "Yeah? And i need to get laid. We all got our problems don't we?"

Tank: "We need repairs here!"

Engineer: "Ok, hold your horses. I just gotta figure out how to turn this thing, my first day you know."

2006-06-15 11:44:25

#38

Cheddarmuff: Member; +21|7109

DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Tank: “We need repairs here!”

Engineer: “Yeah, well I need a better gun so that I don’t keep getting my ass shot off. Life’s a bitch, now hang on, I’m slow as a bastard carrying this wrench!”

Too funny....

2006-06-15 11:45:00

#39

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|7100|England

My fave: Tank: I need repairs

Engi: Hold on, my wrench is reloading (see engi guide in siggay)

Tank: I need repairs.

Engi: And I need you to get your fucking turret out of that one alleyway and engage their tank so I don't get fucked whenever I try to place a mine in front of them

2006-06-15 11:51:01

#40

|60|Cobalt: Terror in the Skies; +30|7209|Leipzig/Germany

or just like in star trek (kirk=commander, scotty=engineer)

commander: how long do you need to repair the UAV?

engineer: well commander, 30 minutes

commander: i'll give you 15 minutes

engineer: ok commander, i'll make it in 10

2006-06-15 12:09:19

#41

DecJW: Webhoster; +38|7041

Ok whoever gave me -1 karma with the explanation of "i bet you punish when its not accidental.... " ummm no, and wtf are you on about???!!!! n00b

2006-06-16 00:51:36

#42

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|7220

"Repairs needed here!"

"Hey buddy does it look like I carry an extra tank tread on my back? You think just because that support jackass can carry tank shells for ya, I can carry another fucking engine? Repair your own damn tank!"

2006-06-16 04:04:53

#43

DSRTurtle: Member; +56|7142

Tank: Repairs needed here

Engineer: Cover me while I repair you

Tank: You got it

DEAD Engineer: WTF you didn't cover me. (after they both get blown up by spec ops guy with C4)

2006-06-16 04:10:32

#44

Stomper_40k: Re-Incarnation. You mean re-spawn right?; +44|7102|Cardiff - Wales - UK

Tank: "We need repairs, quick, do you copy?"

Engineer: "I'll tighten your nuts for you"

or

Tank "We need repairs, quick, do you copy?"

Engineer: "OK keep still.... FFS keep still, ARRRGH! MY FOOT"

Last edited by Stomper_40k (2006-06-16 04:13:28)

2006-06-16 04:19:22

#45

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7088|Finland

JON.ANTONSSON wrote:
travisb05 wrote:
command and conquer am i right
Yesss!

...Dune 2000 also comes to mind... (almost C&C, same engine pre-EA Westwood-stuff)

I need around tree fiddy.

2006-06-16 04:24:02

#46

legionair: back to i-life; +336|7080|EU

Tank: we need repairs!
Engi: fuck off, you stole my tank as a sniper [while repairing it], now move your bot as you wish!

Engi: commander, I need repair points!
Comm: affirmative, be advised of supply drop in your sector! [drops crate on UAV or arty] dumb

Last edited by sdlettonieCZLV (2006-06-16 04:25:33)

2006-06-16 04:26:00

#47

Aardcore: Member; +60|7170|USA, Arizona

Tank: "We need repairs here!"

Engineer: "Well don't run me over bitch I'll get it!"

===

Tank: "We need repairs here!"

Engineer: *thought bubble (God whyyy oh why is there no voice command for "Repairs, giving!" or some shit like that? Jesus... mimes tell no stories, just roadkill.*

===

Tank: "We need repairs here!"

Engineer: [ALLchat] Hey J10's! We got a smoking tank sitting at the North Village, over!

2006-06-16 04:27:42

#48

Sambuccashake: Member; +126|7067|Sweden

+1 for thread starter.

Yeah running behind a crippled tank is soooo frustrating!
I wish I could throw the wrench at the bastard but he'd probably turn around and TK me...

2006-06-16 04:29:20

#49

Aardcore: Member; +60|7170|USA, Arizona

No wait here's one we can all relate to

Tank: "We need repairs here!"

Engineer: "God can't they put a back up signal noise to these things?! I'M DOIN' IT DON'T BACK UP!"

2006-06-16 04:30:39

#50

Knight`UK: Lollerstorycarpark; +371|7037|England

Finbar123 wrote:
Or
Engineer shakes head,scratches his balls while looking at the UAV and says "What cowboy worked on that then?".

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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JON.ANTONSSON wrote:

DoctorFruitloop wrote:

travisb05 wrote:

DoctorFruitloop wrote:

JON.ANTONSSON wrote:

travisb05 wrote:

Finbar123 wrote:

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