"Get repairs here" - Have Engineers got nothing to say?

2006-06-15 07:08:13

#1

Use0fWeapons: Get repairs here; +60|6990|Doncaster - UK

We have all had the noise of battle drowned out by medics and support spamming their packs. And "clear" is all over the battlefield. I think its about time the engineers had a voice, we have something to say to you know.

so what do you guys reckon, either as a reply to a repair request or after a repair.
I'll get the ball rolling,

"Get spanner-ed here"

"Need repairs here!"
"Hmm i think i can get the parts by next week"

"Need repairs here!"
>sucking air through teeth<
"That's going to cost you"

2006-06-15 07:09:56

#2

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|7003|Doncaster, UK

Tank: “We need repairs here!”

Engineer: “Yeah, well I need a better gun so that I don’t keep getting my ass shot off. Life’s a bitch, now hang on, I’m slow as a bastard carrying this wrench!”

2006-06-15 07:13:57

#3

sniper1shot2kills: Member; +4|7003

Use0fWeapons wrote:
>sucking air through teeth<
"That's going to cost you"

I like the idea +1 for the idea and making me chuckle.

2006-06-15 07:14:05

#4

JON.ANTONSSON: Member; +51|7149|Sweden

The repairing from engineers needs to be going faster, that woud probably also solve the problem we all have with the advance/expert repair badges.

2006-06-15 07:15:05

#5

*=]AD[=*Pro_NL: Member; +77|7086|The Netherlands

Tank: "We need repairs here"

Engineer: "Yeah, well I need a cup of coffee first man, this job sucks though"

or

Tank: "We need repairs, quick, do you copy?"

Enigneer: "This is Mike, im not here right now. plz leave a message after the beep"

2006-06-15 07:17:55

#6

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|7003|Doncaster, UK

JON.ANTONSSON wrote:
The repairing from engineers needs to be going faster, that woud probably also solve the problem we all have with the advance/expert repair badges.

Did you even read what the thread was about????

*=]AD[=*Pro_NL wrote:
Tank: "We need repairs, quick, do you copy?"

Enigneer: "This is Mike, im not here right now. plz leave a message after the beep"

LOL, nice

Last edited by DoctorFruitloop (2006-06-15 07:18:44)

2006-06-15 07:19:26

#7

Finbar123: Member; +6|7263

Or
Engineer shakes head,scratches his balls while looking at the UAV and says "What cowboy worked on that then?".

2006-06-15 07:22:45

#8

Lt.Smurf: Member; +5|7151|North Germany

Maby, Engineer:"Wait i'll get someone......" and runs off , happens to me a lot.....

Last edited by Lt.Smurf (2006-06-15 07:23:46)

2006-06-15 07:24:48

#9

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7025|Mountains of NC

"We need repairs here"

enginer - "I'll have back to you in about a week"

"We need reapirs here"

enginer - "how do you plan on paying for this"

"We need repairs here"

enginer - " well the parts should have came in yesterday and ups has all ready ran today so we'll see what comes in tomorrow"

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2006-06-15 07:26:07

#10

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|7151|Howell, Mi USA

Thats a great idea, i hate running to repair a tank only to have it drive away right as i get up to it

https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png

2006-06-15 07:26:46

#11

M1-Lightning: Jeepers Creepers; +136|7188|Peoria, Illinois

I definitely agree. At least as a medic you canchase down players but the engy always gets outrun by vehicles.

2006-06-15 07:27:05

#12

Use0fWeapons: Get repairs here; +60|6990|Doncaster - UK

"You do know this isn't covered by your warranty"

2006-06-15 07:28:03

#13

JON.ANTONSSON: Member; +51|7149|Sweden

DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Did you even read what the thread was about????

Yes, its about what engineers coud say in the game. If the engineer woud say something he must sound angry & irritated.

Engineer: "Repairing........ Unit repaired........
Repairing........ Unit repaired........
Repairing........ Unit repaired........" <--------- which game?

2006-06-15 07:28:48

#14

mavrick 3399: EA GAMES PATCH EVERYTHING; +102|6998|Doncaster UK

Finbar123 wrote:
Or
Engineer shakes head,scratches his balls while looking at the UAV and says "What cowboy worked on that then?".

you will get them on UAVs from hell, the TV show which shows the paying public who the cowboys really are.

if it was a uk engineer you would get this response,

MAN- i need repairs
ENGINEER- sos mate i'm chocker, can fit you in next week say 10.30 friday.

WOMEN- i need repairs
ENGINEER- ah well i'm pretty busy today love,
WOMEN- pwease
ENGINEER- bring it back in half hour c if i can squeeze u in some where> (and winks)

2006-06-15 07:29:06

#15

Dr0pped: Member; +8|7211|Ontario, Canada

"We need repairs here"

Engineer - "Sorry, we don't service that make..."

2006-06-15 07:31:49

#16

Lunatic_480: Member; +4|6989

Medic "Now get back to the fight"

Engineer "Come over here I screw you"

2006-06-15 07:31:53

#17

Vintageologist: Tankbuster; +31|7215|Vienna, Austria

There actually IS an Engineer response most guys already use:
Tank: "We need repairs, quick, do you copy?"
Enigneer: "No can do"

2006-06-15 07:32:20

#18

mavrick 3399: EA GAMES PATCH EVERYTHING; +102|6998|Doncaster UK

we need repairs

shit i forgot my spanner!!!

2006-06-15 07:37:45

#19

Use0fWeapons: Get repairs here; +60|6990|Doncaster - UK

WOMAN - "Need repairs here"
ENG - "Right your all done, that will be err, 20 Repair points"

2006-06-15 07:37:48

#20

Alpha.350: Member; +19|7032

*=]AD[=*Pro_NL wrote:
Tank: "We need repairs here"

Engineer: "Yeah, well I need a cup of coffee first man, this job sucks though"

or

Tank: "We need repairs, quick, do you copy?"

Enigneer: "This is Mike, im not here right now. plz leave a message after the beep"

LMAO !! +1 man

2006-06-15 07:47:48

#21

Impaqt: Member; +37|7095|Chicago, Il

Tank: "We need repairs, quick, do you copy?"

Engy: Would you liek the easy 36 Month Financing deal? just 29%

Tank: "We need repairs, quick, do you copy?"

Engy Commander: Sorry, I just used the Supply Crate to try and crush a Sniper... Missed.... And resupplied him....

Tank: "We need repairs, quick, do you copy?"

Engy : *DEAD* Next time dont back over me when i'm rapairing you!

2006-06-15 07:50:17

#22

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|7003|Doncaster, UK

Tank: We need repairs here.

Engineer's Apprentice: Boss, where do all these bits go back in?

2006-06-15 07:50:55

#23

Jor-el01: Member; +0|6983

TANK: We need repairs How much will it cost?

Engy: How much you got?

2006-06-15 07:51:58

#24

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|7003|Doncaster, UK

Impaqt wrote:
Tank: "We need repairs, quick, do you copy?"

Engy : *DEAD* Next time dont back over me when i'm rapairing you!

Aah, yes, the "You've just driven over me dumbass, use the minimap next time" response!

Last edited by DoctorFruitloop (2006-06-15 07:52:15)

2006-06-15 07:54:56

#25

Hacial: 404 - Not Found; +107|7076

Use0fWeapons wrote:
We have all had the noise of battle drowned out by medics and support spamming their packs. And "clear" is all over the battlefield. I think its about time the engineers had a voice, we have something to say to you know.

so what do you guys reckon, either as a reply to a repair request or after a repair.
I'll get the ball rolling,

"Get spanner-ed here"

"Need repairs here!"
"Hmm i think i can get the parts by next week"

"Need repairs here!"
>sucking air through teeth<
"That's going to cost you"

I know why engineers are so lazy in their job, man it's shit job, go repair and hardly get any points for it and then get pwned by enemy tank or infantry. Watch BF2 video "Pwned Life" and you can understand engineers...

Tank: "We need repairs!"
Engineer: "Okay, this will take few hours hold on..."
*Tank guy shows some money*
Engineer: "Oh, looks like this is easier problem I get this done in a minute..."

Last edited by Hacial (2006-06-15 07:56:21)

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Use0fWeapons wrote:

JON.ANTONSSON wrote:

=]AD[=Pro_NL wrote:

DoctorFruitloop wrote:

Finbar123 wrote:

=]AD[=Pro_NL wrote:

Impaqt wrote:

Use0fWeapons wrote:

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