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2006-06-12 19:12:25
gimp-pf
Member
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LINKSYS has a live text chat support.
I like to abuse it.

Leilani C. (18794): Hi, my name is Leilani C. (18794). How may I help you?
Gregor: Leilani eh?
Gregor: Very curious name.
Gregor: Anyways.
Gregor: My router seems to be broken, or corrupted.
Leilani C. (18794): Hi, Gregor.
Leilani C. (18794): I see. Before we begin, I need to ask a few questions that will help me assist you better.
Gregor: Naw you don't have to, I just want to get straight to the point.
Leilani C. (18794): Can you please confirm the model and version number of your Linksys product?
Gregor: Well
Gregor: Can I tell you my problem first?
Gregor: Then I'll get up and look at the router.
Gregor: I'm fat and I don't feel getting up to move 5 feet is necessary.
Leilani C. (18794): Okay. No problem.
Gregor: Alright!
Gregor: I was surfing the internet, minding my own business while trying to find nice pornographic material, when all of a sudden, I see smut at the top of the screen!
Gregor: A banner, asking my if I would like to increase the size of my genitals!
Gregor: This was outrageous!
Gregor: It has never happened before!
Gregor: Which means that this new router is the cause.
Gregor: I want to know what pleasure your company gets out of putting such filth on the internet.
Leilani C. (18794): I see. Please give me time to read your message.
Gregor: No problem, I understand, I work with mentally retarted people all the time, so I've gained patience for people who can't read.
Leilani C. (18794): Can you please confirm the model and version number of your Linksys product?
Gregor: Would this problem have to do with the router version or is it in all of your routers?
Leilani C. (18794): I do apologize. If you continue to send invalid queries or inappropriate messages in the next 2 minutes, I will be compelled to end this session. Thank you for your cooperation!
Gregor: Oh, ok, I guess I wasn't being to appropriate with the pornography and stuff. My apologies Leilani.
Gregor: Let me get off my ass and find the information you seek.
Leilani C. (18794): Okay.
Gregor: It is a Linkys WRT54Gv2.02.7
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Gregor: Like my picture?
Gregor: It's me waiting for your company to help me get rid of the smut I'm seeing on the internet.
Leilani C. (18794): Since you do not have a Linksys concern that I can help you with, we have to end this session so I can attend to other clients. Have a nice day!
Gregor: But you still have porn on my internet!
Gregor: I DEMAND YOU TAKE OFF THIS REQUEST FOR GENITAL ENHANCEMENT! IT MAKES ME FEEL INFERIOR!
Leilani C. (18794): I believe you are a filthy pig, and a prankster. Have a nice day.
Gregor: Sounds kinky, we should hook up.
Leilani C. (18794) Has Disconnected
2006-06-12 19:13:45
gimp-pf
Member
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Ronald Robles(23878): Hi, my name is Ronald Robles(23878). How may I help you?
maricar (21223): Hey Ronald.
Ronald Robles(23878): Yes.
maricar (21223): It's me, from the cubicle down the hall.
Ronald Robles(23878): How may I help you?
maricar (21223): I was thinking, maybe we should hook up some time.
maricar (21223): You know, get to know each other a little better.
Ronald Robles(23878): What is the problem you are experiencing with your Linksys product?
maricar (21223): I'm experiencing the problem that your the product and your not satisfying me enough!
Ronald Robles(23878): Can you please confirm the model number of your Linksys product?
maricar (21223): No I can't, because I don't know your number.
maricar (21223): Your gonna hafta check your number for me.
Ronald Robles(23878): Ok.
maricar (21223): I have some porn in my desk, if you want we can "experiment" together.
maricar (21223): Ooo! Page 32, this looks interesting.
Ronald Robles(23878): Where are you located at?
Ronald Robles(23878): Ok.
maricar (21223): It's...I think it's a bong.
maricar (21223): But it's shaped like a man's penis.
maricar (21223): How about this thing and your thing get to play with me?
maricar (21223): Meet me in the bathroom down the hall.
maricar (21223): Ok?
Ronald Robles(23878): Maricar, I have to exit the program since we are not talking here that is related to some of the technical issue with the Linksys products.
maricar (21223): Alright...
maricar (21223): But I'll be waiting, you sexy dog you!
Ronald Robles(23878): Ok.
maricar (21223): I have some petroleum jelly for us.
maricar (21223): And a magnum
Ronald Robles(23878): Ok.
maricar (21223): Can you fit into one of these bad boys?>
maricar (21223): I mean, they're pretty big, I hope you can keep it on.
Ronald Robles(23878): Ok.
maricar (21223): Oh man!
maricar (21223): I found some White Rhino!
Ronald Robles(23878): Ok.
maricar (21223): We can have SO much fun!
maricar (21223): Do you want to meet me in the bathroom down the hall?
maricar (21223): We'll light up and have a party.
Ronald Robles(23878): Ok.
maricar (21223): Great.
maricar (21223): What do you want to do to me in the bathroom?
Ronald Robles(23878): Where are you located at?
maricar (21223): Right now I'm in the cubicle down the hall, but as soon as we end this conversation we'll meet in the bathroom.
maricar (21223): Otherwise I'll have to ask Leilani to fill in for you.
Ronald Robles(23878): Are you one of the Linksys technical support agent?
maricar (21223): Of course!
maricar (21223): Well
maricar (21223): no...
Ronald Robles(23878): Ok.
maricar (21223): I'll be whatever you want me to be baby.
maricar (21223): If you want me to still be one of these computer geek tech support babies, thats fine.
maricar (21223): But I can play naughty...
maricar (21223): I'll be the teacher, you be my student...
Ronald Robles(23878): Great!
maricar (21223): Alright!
maricar (21223): It's a date.
maricar (21223): Meet me down the hall in the bathroom, do you have a match to light up this bong?
maricar (21223): Ronald baby?
Ronald Robles(23878): Yes.
maricar (21223): Just checking.
maricar (21223): Shall you hang up or should I?
maricar (21223): As soon as we do we'll hit the bathroom and I'll show you tricks you never knew before.
Ronald Robles(23878): Can you just provide me with your contact number so that I can attend the clients properly.
maricar (21223): You want my number?
maricar (21223): I'm sorry baby but I don't do long term relationships
maricar (21223): I'm more of a hit and run kind of girl.
Ronald Robles(23878): Ok.
Ronald Robles(23878): I'm busy as we speak.
maricar (21223): Well, since you don't want me to screw your brains our, I'll go talk to Leilani.
maricar (21223): See you later!
2006-06-12 19:14:52
gimp-pf
Member
+80|6853
Wilson (24265): Hi, my name is Wilson (24265). How may I help you?
Cumallovahu: Ok.
Cumallovahu: I have a serious problem here.
Wilson (24265): What is it?
Cumallovahu: I was in the middle of a 3 hour long chatroom with some really hot cyber girl and we were getting to the "good part" when all of a sudden, your router caused me to disconnect from the chatroom and now I can't finish my cyber fantasy!
Cumallovahu: I can't take this router! It always disconnects me whenever I am about to finish my cyber sex sessions!
Cumallovahu: It's not erotic to end before climax!
Cumallovahu: How can I prevent the router from disconnecting me!?
Wilson (24265): What is the Model number and version of your router?
Cumallovahu: WRT54Gv2.02.7
Cumallovahu: Is it THIS specific router version that causes my hot cyber sex chatrooms to end before my gentle stroking can make myself erupt?!
Cumallovahu: If so I'm going to get that stupid salesman who told me it was a great deal!
Wilson (24265): What is the physical version of the router?
Cumallovahu: physical version?
Cumallovahu: What's that?
Cumallovahu: It sounds erotic.
Wilson (24265): Take a look under your router, you'll find a black sticker. On the black sticker, just above the serial number you can see the model number together with the version.
Cumallovahu: It's:
Cumallovahu: 69UM4K3M3W4NT00C0M3ALLOv3Ru
Cumallovahu: Wow!
Cumallovahu: That almost looks like "69 You make me want to come all over you!"
Cumallovahu: What an odd resemblance.
Cumallovahu: Don't you think?
Wilson (24265): Yeah!
Cumallovahu: Weird.
Cumallovahu: So!
Cumallovahu: What am I supposed to do about my interrupted masturbation sessions?
Wilson (24265): Are you connected directly to your modem for this chat session?
Cumallovahu: I'm on a library computer.
Cumallovahu: But I brought my router with me.
Cumallovahu: So I think that's all we need.
Cumallovahu: Am I missing something?
Wilson (24265): We need to connect the router here to your network to see what is the problem with the router.
Cumallovahu: Oh.
Cumallovahu: Sounds like a tough job.
Cumallovahu: How about, I buy a new router?
Cumallovahu: Would that stop my internet sessions from being interrupted?
Cumallovahu: I mean.
Cumallovahu: You know what it's like to be stopped halfway through a private wackoff, right?
Wilson (24265): Yes.
Cumallovahu: Hey, do you know Rex?
Cumallovahu: He works over there.
Wilson (24265): You can buy a new router if you want?
Wilson (24265): Yes I know him. Why?
Cumallovahu: He's a lovely man, right?
Wilson (24265): Did you saw him?
Cumallovahu: This one time, he told me to burn my sister.
Wilson (24265): Did you do it?
Cumallovahu: Little did he know that my sister is Leilani
Cumallovahu: OF course not!
Cumallovahu: That's my SISTER!
Cumallovahu: I'm not some sociopath!
Wilson (24265): I see. Just a prankster but not a sociopath. Right?
Cumallovahu: Prankster?
Cumallovahu: Oh my dear boy no!
Cumallovahu: I'm not a prankster.
Cumallovahu: That's such a crude and primitive word.
Cumallovahu: I prefer to be called, professional harassment authority.
Wilson (24265): Wow! P.H.A right?
Cumallovahu: Yup!
Cumallovahu: Listen, I gotta go, my daily chatroom's starting again.
Cumallovahu: It was nice chatting with you!
Wilson (24265): Do you have any other questions that I can help you with today?
Cumallovahu: Actually yes!
Cumallovahu: Do you know of any good pornographic websites that I may visit before I depart?
Wilson (24265): No.
Cumallovahu: Aww too bad.
Cumallovahu: You have a nice day Wilson, I like you, you remind me of cotton candy.
Wilson (24265): You too.
Wilson (24265): Be sure to visit our Knowledge Base located at http://www.linksys.com/kb. The site contains troubleshooting tips, how-to instructions, as well as solutions to common issues relating to all Linksys products.
Cumallovahu: Bye!
Wilson (24265): Thank you for giving us an opportunity to serve you through Live Chat Support. For your records, a transcript of this chat session will be e-mailed to you. Feel free to contact us if you require further assistance. Again, this is Willson with Tech ID 24265. Thank you for choosing Linksys and have a great day!
2006-06-12 19:17:30
gimp-pf
Member
+80|6853
Leilani C. (18794): Hi, my name is Leilani C. (18794). How may I help you?
Wilson (24265): Leilani!
Wilson (24265): You again!
Leilani C. (18794): What is the problem you are experiencing with your Linksys product?
Wilson (24265): I love you, but I'm trying to talk to Wilson!
Wilson (24265): So ta ta!

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Jorhen Kris A. (18716): Hi, my name is Jorhen Kris A. (18716). How may I help you?
Wilson (24265): Is Wilson still working over there?
Wilson (24265): I want to know cause I need to speak to him.
Jorhen Kris A. (18716): Okay.
Jorhen Kris A. (18716): Please let me check if Wilson is available so that I can transfer you to him.
Wilson (24265): Thank you so much!
Wilson (24265): Tell Wilson it's his old friend, I'm Leilani's brother.
Jorhen Kris A. (18716): You're welcome. Please hold on for 2 minutes.
Jorhen Kris A. (18716): Wilson, unfortunately Wilson is catering other client. Would you like me to help you instead?
Wilson (24265): Hmm, is there any way to connect to Wilson AFTER he's done with his client?
Jorhen Kris A. (18716): Yes.
Wilson (24265): Will you help me do that?
Jorhen Kris A. (18716): You can log in again to this Live Chat and ask the next agent to transfer you to Wilson?
Wilson (24265): GOOD IDEA!
Wilson (24265): Your a genious
Wilson (24265): If you were right next to me I'd touch you where the sun doesn't shine.
Jorhen Kris A. (18716): Is there anything else I can help you with?
Wilson (24265): Nah I'm good Jorhen, I like your name by the way.
Wilson (24265): Catch you later. 
Jorhen Kris A. (18716): Thank you.

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Sharon S. (18976): Hi, my name is Sharon S. (18976). How may I help you?
Wilson (24265): Excuse me Sharon, can you transfer me over to Wilson?
Sharon S. (18976): Please give 3-5 minutes.
Wilson (24265): I need to speak with him regarding a problem I have that we discussed earlier and I feel since he was just helping me it would be easier.
Wilson (24265): Thank you so much.
Sharon S. (18976): Am sorry, but he is no available chat sessions at this time.
Wilson (24265): Awww, why not?
Wilson (24265): Is he busy helping another person?
Wilson (24265): Or is he just not available at the moment.
Sharon S. (18976): He's currently attending another client at this time.
Wilson (24265): Well, is there a way to just transfer me over when he's NOT busy?
Wilson (24265): We can chat about current events while waiting!
Wilson (24265): Or I can pretend to have a random problem with a LINKSYS router while passing the time so you don't get fired for not doing your job.
Sharon S. (18976): That's funny.
Sharon S. (18976): Please continue to hold.
Wilson (24265): Sure thing!
Sharon S. (18976): What is your name, by the way?
Wilson (24265): I'm using a public library computer so It doesn't take up any time.
Wilson (24265): Call me Mr. C
Wilson (24265): 
Wilson (24265): I'm Leilani's brother.
Sharon S. (18976): What is C means?
Wilson (24265): C is an initial for my last name
Sharon S. (18976): Nosey me, huh?
Wilson (24265): No problem at all!
Wilson (24265): So!
Wilson (24265): What's it like just sitting in a cubicle all day talking to strangers about their annoying tech problems?
Sharon S. (18976): It's enjoyable though.
Wilson (24265): How so?
Wilson (24265): All you do is listen to people whine about their problems with a router when the most obvious solution would be to go buy a new one.
Wilson (24265): Don't you ever feel like, when someone asks "How do I fix blah?" to respond by saying "Go ask someone else, I'm not in the mood."
Sharon S. (18976): As much as I wanted to, but it is quiet challenging though.
Sharon S. (18976): More problems to solve, more challenge.
Wilson (24265): Ahh, I see. I guess the challenges do help pass time easily.
Sharon S. (18976): I think, Wilson is quiet busy at this time, Mr C.
Wilson (24265): Aww...
Sharon S. (18976): Yes, right.
Wilson (24265): Tell Wilson I really need to speak with him!
Wilson (24265): I'm willing to wait many a minutes to speak with him.
Sharon S. (18976): Yes, sure.
Sharon S. (18976): Please try to log in again.
Wilson (24265): And ask someone else?
Sharon S. (18976): Am sorry about that.
Wilson (24265): No problem!
Sharon S. (18976): Yes, you may do so.
Wilson (24265): It was nice chatting with you Sharon!
Wilson (24265): Oh!
Wilson (24265): Real quick, a question you might be able to answer!
Wilson (24265): Sharon?
Sharon S. (18976): What is it then?
Wilson (24265): Okay...
Wilson (24265): If I take a carrot, and carve it into a perfect rounded end, resembling the size of an erect penis, do you think that inserting it into my anal cavity would hurt?
Wilson (24265): I just supposed that your used to having your ass fucked around with quite often.
Sharon S. (18976): I do apologize. If you continue to send invalid queries or inappropriate messages in the next 2 minutes, I will be compelled to end this session. Thank you for your cooperation!
Wilson (24265): So, you don't want to answer my question.
Wilson (24265): That's okay, I understand.
Wilson (24265): Wilson was going to help me with my carrot problem by the way.
Wilson (24265): He told me the exact tactics.
Wilson (24265): But I tried it and it hurt.
Wilson (24265): I’m thinking Wilson forgot to tell me something.
Sharon S. (18976) Has Disconnected
2006-06-12 19:18:33
c0ldfyr3
Member
+23|6854|Ireland
The majority of this isnt even funny, right from the word go they kinda knew you were taking the pisss -1 for you.
2006-06-12 19:18:43
Pop To Ster
Philosiraptor
+45|6719|Edmonds, WA
Huh, pretty cool.
2006-06-12 19:19:22
gimp-pf
Member
+80|6853
Sharon S. (18976): Hi, my name is Sharon S. (18976). How may I help you?
Wilson (24265): Excuse me Sharon, can you transfer me over to Wilson?
Sharon S. (18976): Please give 3-5 minutes.
Wilson (24265): I need to speak with him regarding a problem I have that we discussed earlier and I feel since he was just helping me it would be easier.
Wilson (24265): Thank you so much.
Sharon S. (18976): Am sorry, but he is no available chat sessions at this time.
Wilson (24265): Awww, why not?
Wilson (24265): Is he busy helping another person?
Wilson (24265): Or is he just not available at the moment.
Sharon S. (18976): He's currently attending another client at this time.
Wilson (24265): Well, is there a way to just transfer me over when he's NOT busy?
Wilson (24265): We can chat about current events while waiting!
Wilson (24265): Or I can pretend to have a random problem with a LINKSYS router while passing the time so you don't get fired for not doing your job.
Sharon S. (18976): That's funny.
Sharon S. (18976): Please continue to hold.
Wilson (24265): Sure thing!
Sharon S. (18976): What is your name, by the way?
Wilson (24265): I'm using a public library computer so It doesn't take up any time.
Wilson (24265): Call me Mr. C
Wilson (24265): 
Wilson (24265): I'm Leilani's brother.
Sharon S. (18976): What is C means?
Wilson (24265): C is an initial for my last name
Sharon S. (18976): Nosey me, huh?
Wilson (24265): No problem at all!
Wilson (24265): So!
Wilson (24265): What's it like just sitting in a cubicle all day talking to strangers about their annoying tech problems?
Sharon S. (18976): It's enjoyable though.
Wilson (24265): How so?
Wilson (24265): All you do is listen to people whine about their problems with a router when the most obvious solution would be to go buy a new one.
Wilson (24265): Don't you ever feel like, when someone asks "How do I fix blah?" to respond by saying "Go ask someone else, I'm not in the mood."
Sharon S. (18976): As much as I wanted to, but it is quiet challenging though.
Sharon S. (18976): More problems to solve, more challenge.
Wilson (24265): Ahh, I see. I guess the challenges do help pass time easily.
Sharon S. (18976): I think, Wilson is quiet busy at this time, Mr C.
Wilson (24265): Aww...
Sharon S. (18976): Yes, right.
Wilson (24265): Tell Wilson I really need to speak with him!
Wilson (24265): I'm willing to wait many a minutes to speak with him.
Sharon S. (18976): Yes, sure.
Sharon S. (18976): Please try to log in again.
Wilson (24265): And ask someone else?
Sharon S. (18976): Am sorry about that.
Wilson (24265): No problem!
Sharon S. (18976): Yes, you may do so.
Wilson (24265): It was nice chatting with you Sharon!
Wilson (24265): Oh!
Wilson (24265): Real quick, a question you might be able to answer!
Wilson (24265): Sharon?
Sharon S. (18976): What is it then?
Wilson (24265): Okay...
Wilson (24265): If I take a carrot, and carve it into a perfect rounded end, resembling the size of an erect penis, do you think that inserting it into my anal cavity would hurt?
Wilson (24265): I just supposed that your used to having your ass fucked around with quite often.
Sharon S. (18976): I do apologize. If you continue to send invalid queries or inappropriate messages in the next 2 minutes, I will be compelled to end this session. Thank you for your cooperation!
Wilson (24265): So, you don't want to answer my question.
Wilson (24265): That's okay, I understand.
Wilson (24265): Wilson was going to help me with my carrot problem by the way.
Wilson (24265): He told me the exact tactics.
Wilson (24265): But I tried it and it hurt.
Wilson (24265): I’m thinking Wilson forgot to tell me something.
Sharon S. (18976) Has Disconnected

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Desiree M(16345): Hi, my name is Desiree M(16345). How may I help you?
Wilson (24265): Can you transfer me to Wilson?
Desiree M(16345): Do you have an Incident Number to refer to?
Wilson (24265): No ma'am, Wilson WAS just helping me with a problem, and I think he would best suit for me to solve it.
Wilson (24265): His method was good, but I forgot to mention one thing so the conversation which ended too quickly was in other words, not very helpful
Desiree M(16345): May I know your email address so that I can try to search for your previous conversation with another agent?
Wilson (24265): [email protected]
Desiree M(16345): Let me check on that. Would you mind giving me a few minutes here?
Wilson (24265): Yes I would.
Wilson (24265): Couldn't you just transfer me to Wilson?!
Wilson (24265): I want to solve this problem ASAP and waiting isn't getting it done.
Desiree M(16345): Sure.
Desiree M(16345): Let me verify if the previous agent is available to accommodate your concern.
Wilson (24265): If he is unavailable, can you just wait for a few minutes UNTIL he's available.
Desiree M(16345): Sure.
Wilson (24265): If you want, we can chat to pass the time.
Desiree M(16345): Thank you for your time and patience!
Desiree M(16345): Unfortunately, the previous agent is currently accommodating other clients.
Wilson (24265): 
Desiree M(16345): Would you like to be reconnected to the previous agent or proceed working with me instead?
Wilson (24265): Is there any way to be put on a wait list for Wilson.
Wilson (24265): Or maybe connect me to Rex, if he's working today.
Wilson (24265): He helped me solve a problem with my old Linksys router.
Desiree M(16345): There is no definite time when they will be available.
Wilson (24265): So what's an alternative, I MUST speak to Rex or Wilson.
Wilson (24265): It's the only way to solve my problem.
Desiree M(16345): If you would really like to get back to those technicians, you can login back to chat after a few minutes and then ask to be transfer to them.
Wilson (24265): You know Desiree, that's a great idea.
Wilson (24265): I like you! Your a good technician.
Wilson (24265): Your name is sexy too, it sounds like "Desire".
Wilson (24265): Reminds me of a ponographic actress.
Desiree M(16345): Thanks!
Desiree M(16345): Do you have any other questions that I can help you with today?
Wilson (24265): No problem!
Wilson (24265): Yes I do.
Wilson (24265): I asked Sharon about this, as well as Rex, as well as Wilson.
Desiree M(16345): Sure.
Wilson (24265): I took a carrot, Wilson taught me this, and carved it into a perfect blunt tool, the size of my penis. I proceeded to insert it into my anal cavity, using the methods Wilson taught me, but it hurt very badly.
Wilson (24265): Do you know why?
Wilson (24265): I think I have an anal fissure...
Wilson (24265): Are you there Miss Desire/
Desiree M(16345): I do apologize. If you continue to send invalid queries or inappropriate messages in the next 2 minutes, I will be compelled to end this session. Thank you for your cooperation!

Wilson (24265): I guess your just like the others. This is why I like Wilson.
Wilson (24265): He's amazing with his anal tricks,
Wilson (24265): Rex is pretty good too.
Wilson (24265): But he tried to burn my sister Leilani
Wilson (24265): You are still a sexy person, at least from your name.
Wilson (24265): I love you.
Wilson (24265): Marry me?
Wilson (24265): No no! Too soon.
Desiree M(16345): If there would be no technical and legitimate concern, kindly disconnect the chat session so that I will be able to accommodate other clients. Thanks!
Wilson (24265): We'll wait on it.
Wilson (24265): I let the ladies disconnect first.
Wilson (24265): It's more proper.
Wilson (24265): WAIT!
Wilson (24265): Are you a transexual!?
Wilson (24265): I KNEW IT!!
Desiree M(16345) Has Disconnected

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Desiree M(16345): Hi, my name is Desiree M(16345). How may I help you?
Wilson (24265): Aww Desire...
Wilson (24265): We meet again.
Wilson (24265): Can I sniff your panties?
Wilson (24265): Or will you FINALLY transfer me to Wilson.
Desiree M(16345): If there would be no technical and legitimate concern, kindly disconnect the chat session so that I will be able to accommodate other clients. Thanks!
Desiree M(16345) Has Disconnected

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Anthony (16750): Hi, my name is Anthony (16750). How may I help you?
Wilson (24265): Anthony!
Wilson (24265): Can I please be transferred over to Wilson?
Anthony (16750): Well let me check him first if his still available.
Wilson (24265): *doo doo doo*
Wilson (24265): *whistles elevator music*
Anthony (16750): Well sorry wilson has a full session right of this moment.
Wilson (24265): BUT HE'S NOT REALLY WILSON!
Anthony (16750): But if its oklet me be the one to just help you.
Wilson (24265): He's really Spalding...in disguise.
Wilson (24265): I'M THE REAL WILSON!
Wilson (24265): AND YOUR TOM CRUISE!
Wilson (24265): WILSON!
Wilson (24265): WIIIILLLSOOOON!!!!
Wilson (24265): Would you rather be Tom Hanks?
Anthony (16750): Oh sorry sir, can get your concern please?
Wilson (24265): WILSON IS ACTUALLY SPALDING
Wilson (24265): I DEMAND YOU UNCOVER THE TRUTH!
Wilson (24265): AHHHHH
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): HE'S NOT REAL!
Wilson (24265): HE'S A PHONY!
Anthony (16750): Is there any linksys device i can help you with?
Wilson (24265): Yes actually.
Wilson (24265): My cat died on my router.
Wilson (24265): I want reimbursement.
Wilson (24265): Do you listen to Radiohead?
Wilson (24265): They talk about LINKSYS in their songs.
Wilson (24265): But you hafta play them backward!
Wilson (24265): THEY'RE IN MY HEAD!
Wilson (24265): THAT'S COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): FUCK
Wilson (24265): Anthony
Wilson (24265): This message will explode in 5 seconds.
Wilson (24265): 5
Wilson (24265): 4
Wilson (24265): 3
Wilson (24265): 2
Wilson (24265): 1
Wilson (24265): :BOOM:
Wilson (24265): scared you!
Wilson (24265): ha ha!
Wilson (24265): <3 Anthony <3
Wilson (24265): Anthony.,
Wilson (24265): I cant use my mouse.
Wilson (24265): So your gonna hafta disconnect from this conversation.
Wilson (24265): Ya know what..
Wilson (24265): I'll hit TAB a few times.

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Kim Lou V. Sollestre (24400): Hi, my name is Kim Lou V. Sollestre (24400). How may I help you?
Anthony (16750): You have a long name.
Anthony (16750): Can you transfer me to Anthony or Wilson?
Anthony (16750): Wilson (24265)
Anthony (16750): either would help me
Anthony (16750): they both have talked to me about my LINKSY's Problem
Kim Lou V. Sollestre (24400): I see, did you get their last name?
Anthony (16750): They didn't have a last name like you do
Anthony (16750): They were Anthony (16750) and Wilson (24265)
Kim Lou V. Sollestre (24400): I see, let me check if I can transfer you to 1 of them.
Anthony (16750): Thanks dudette!
Kim Lou V. Sollestre (24400): You're welcome.
Anthony (16750): SO!
Anthony (16750): Where is the place of work your at located?
Anthony (16750): Asia?
Kim Lou V. Sollestre (24400): I'm in the Philippines.
Anthony (16750): Ah!
Anthony (16750): The Philippines.
Anthony (16750): Is that where Anthony and Wilson are?
Anthony (16750): What about Leilani or Rex?
Anthony (16750): Or Sharon?
Kim Lou V. Sollestre (24400): Yes, I'm note sure Leilani or Rex.
Anthony (16750): Ah!
Anthony (16750): Well, are Anthony or Wilson available?
Kim Lou V. Sollestre (24400): I'm checking right now. Please hold on.
Anthony (16750): Sure thing Kim Lou!
Kim Lou V. Sollestre (24400): Thank you for your time and patience!
Anthony (16750): No problem!
Kim Lou V. Sollestre (24400): Unfortunately I cannot connect to either of them.
Anthony (16750): MOTHER FUCKER!
Anthony (16750): 
Kim Lou V. Sollestre (24400): Can I assist your with your concern?
Anthony (16750): Kim Lou, I thank you for your time, but my cat is humping my leg and I have to go service it.
Anthony (16750): I'll talk to you some other time.
Kim Lou V. Sollestre (24400): Okay.
Kim Lou V. Sollestre (24400): You're welcome. Be sure to visit our knowledge base located at http://www.linksys.com/kb. The site contains troubleshooting tips, how-to instructions, as well as solutions to common issues relating to all Linksys products.
2006-06-12 19:20:29
gimp-pf
Member
+80|6853
Wilson (24265): Hi, my name is Wilson (24265). How may I help you?
Wilson (24265): WILSON!
Wilson (24265): How may I help you sir?
Wilson (24265): WILSON! It’s me, well, you, from the future!
Wilson (24265): All right, amuse me for a bit.
Wilson (24265): Listen, myself, you don’t understand how important this is. Leilani and Maricar are going to run off together but Rex is going to burn Leilani in an oven. The blame will be put on Shannon and only YOU can stop them! Please! You MUST kill Rex!
Wilson (24265): You need a life buddy.
Wilson (24265): Wilson! OUR life is about to be ended, we get the death penalty for helping burn Leilani!
Wilson (24265): You know what kid, I like you. Now go away before we track your IP and get you in serious trouble.
Wilson (24265): Wilson, don’t go directly to your house immediately from work tonight, stop by a restaurant for at least 20 minutes otherwise your future is grim!
Wilson (24265): I gotta go tend to other people who HAVE technical problems, not mental ones dickface.
Wilson (24265): ALL HAIL REX! GOD OF CARROT MASTURBATION!
Wilson (24265) Has Disconnected
2006-06-12 19:29:32
An Enlarged Liver
Member
+35|6930|Backward Ass Kansas
Get a life.
2006-06-12 19:31:05
subz3r0mkt
Member
+27|6864
Rofl...wow man
2006-06-12 19:36:03
eusgen
Nugget
+402|6980|Jupiter

An Enlarged Liver wrote:

Get a life.
Please, take this guys advice.
2006-06-12 19:38:39
Cohammer
Member
+61|6725
im fat and i dont wanna move 5 feet. rofl
2006-06-12 19:43:26
BigmacK
Back from the Dead.
+628|6938|Chicago.
Unlike many of you, I find these to be pretty funny. Maybe its the fact that I am slap happy from sleep deprivation, or the fact that I am totally and completley exhausted from an 18 mile bike ride I just took. Anyway, pretty funny man. +1.
2006-06-12 19:44:18
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6952|Dallas

(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:

An Enlarged Liver wrote:

Get a life.
Please, take this guys advice.
2006-06-12 19:46:01
Karo6972
Syrup Man
+2|6982

Cougar wrote:

(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:

An Enlarged Liver wrote:

Get a life.
Please, take this guys advice.
I don't think it can be stressed enough...
2006-06-12 19:46:46
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6880
THOSE are ur best pranks? wow.....my worst is better than that.
x
2006-06-12 19:50:06
spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|6829|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:

An Enlarged Liver wrote:

Get a life.
Please, take this guys advice.
even better still.. uninstall life dickface..
2006-06-12 19:50:29
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|6764|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!
Pretty funny stuff right there..but i dont like the carver or curved carrot.
2006-06-12 19:50:55
PspRpg-7
-
+961|6885

Cougar wrote:

(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:

An Enlarged Liver wrote:

Get a life.
Please, take this guys advice.
2006-06-12 19:51:40
{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank
U.S. > Iran
+497|6765|Florida
Majority of those answeres seem to be automated
2006-06-12 19:52:54
kontrolcrimson
Get your body beat.
+183|7015|Australia

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank wrote:

Majority of those answeres seem to be automated
yeah they get taught how to deal with such people.
2006-06-12 19:54:41
gimp-pf
Member
+80|6853
i forgot flamers are lurking around must be careful with wat i Do. O yea I acxtually do have a life u ass and having fun is part of it dip shat. Why dnt u lighten up u 3000 lb wale. Go bunny hop or sum shat nub
2006-06-12 19:55:13
spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|6829|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

gimp-pf wrote:

i forgot flamers are lurking around must be careful with wat i Do. O yea I acxtually do have a life u ass and having fun is part of it dip shat. Why dnt u lighten up u 3000 lb wale. Go bunny hop or sum shat nub
oh the irony in your post..
2006-06-12 19:57:08
gimp-pf
Member
+80|6853
lol u caught on. Im not big on flamers seeing how they ruin every thread on these forums. I was jus doin that to get my point out
2006-06-12 19:59:03
wahjot
Member
+30|6772
didnt read dont care

 

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