tie him up and just constantly poke him in the eye with my index finger. day in day out
if i had the ability to capture him then i'd claim the fbi reward....
that was easy.
that was easy.
I would crucify him alive, then throw darts at him and shoot him with my pellet gun, then call the government and get 25million, assuming they dident put me in jail for doing it.
you tie him up, bathe him in pig blood 3 times a day, and serve him only pig products for food. for those of you not understanding, look up muslim and pig on google.
Nice, from the heart.
That, my friend sounds like a plan.....:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
I would crucify him alive, then throw darts at him and shoot him with my pellet gun, then call the government and get 25million, assuming they dident put me in jail for doing it.
ENEMY WHEELBARROW SPOTTED! AAAAAAAAAAHrdx-fx wrote:
1) Yell "Enemy Boat Spotted", and call in artillery. or,yerded wrote:
" My name is Osama Bin Laden and I'm willing to negotiate."
It's a dark night. You and a bro see somebody walking down the street. You pull over and it's Osama.
What do you do?
2) Form a limited partnership with Agamemnar, for the EBay thing. or,
3) Cature him, hold him for a year, make a bunch of videos for Al Jazeera & CNN, then behead him for the 'season finale'?
4) Stuff him in a box, addressed to "Any Soldier, Any Service", and drop it off at the front gate of the BUDS school in Coronado, CA
Seriously,
It'd be a race between the reflex to empty 10 rounds into him and
the more rational thought to capture him for interrogation by a decent intelligence service.
If Saddam's handling crossed my mind in that split second, the 1st option might win.
Make him take a shower and a shave. Then make him watched as I burnt his turban. Then tie him up, and sit him in front of an 'Adult's Only' channel..
You'd have to get your photograph taken with him. How legendary would that be!!
lmao that would fetch a fortune lol<{SoE}>Agamemnar wrote:
hit him over the head with something blunt, keep him in my house tied up, and put him on Ebay.
That will be the most classic event in history.
Arent we forgetting here that the only evidence that Osama did anything wrong is a dubbed tape from the USA?!
I'd capture him just for the 25mil.
I'd capture him just for the 25mil.
Id ask him for Rummy's cell phone number.
Sorry my ignorance shining through, what religion is he, is he allowed to eat pork.
Osama Bin Laden? I Would take him to the Brazilian rain forest were you get ant’s that can strip down a trees leaves within 60minuts than I would hang him in one of those trees and smear him with the trees juices wait for the ants to arrive with my popcorn and soda and film every last second of the pain he endures and loving it like Mc Donalds padapapada I’m loving it
if i saw him in a dark alley way id shoot his legs and arms off then start wipping him with barbed wire, pour honey all over him and leave him tied up next to a bear cave.
I'd show him " loose change " so he would Calm the fuk down and relize he isn't in any trouble becuase " He really didn't do anything ". Then I would hook him up with clintons publisist for a "Findes Fee" as he would probebly do the Same speaking circuits as buba. Let the $$$ roll in.
I would sell his package, ears and Scalp on E Bay for aditional $$
I would sell his package, ears and Scalp on E Bay for aditional $$
i would take out my penis and say how much...then once i was done i would go up to a friend an go " DUDE GUESS WHO JUST GAVE ME A BJ!"
jk
i would run him the fuck over and say SUPRISE COCK FACE!!!
jk
i would run him the fuck over and say SUPRISE COCK FACE!!!
i would not let him commit sepeku since the man has no honour.
ill break every bone in his body except for neck, then inject him w/ HIV, then leading him to AIDS. and film it and send to algezeera (bbc arabic) and cnn. then ill throw him in the streets and see how long he can live. or i can just inject him w/ aids... he cant get any medical support
ill break every bone in his body except for neck, then inject him w/ HIV, then leading him to AIDS. and film it and send to algezeera (bbc arabic) and cnn. then ill throw him in the streets and see how long he can live. or i can just inject him w/ aids... he cant get any medical support
I'd force him to listen to Itakri posts read aloud until he died
And i am santa claus......and i have a hate that says dunce that you must wearyerded wrote:
" My name is Osama Bin Laden and I'm willing to negotiate."
It's a dark night. You and a bro see somebody walking down the street. You pull over and it's Osama.
What do you do?
Your kidding me right, there is only one new channel in this nation that is conservitive. Fox news, everything else is democratic, pro liberal, ect. Why dont you go join Osama and start shooting at our troops, give them another stupid shit to kill.kessel! wrote:
Vanish neg karmaed be because i am a "thread-jacking liberal fool"
am i not allowed to voice my opinion?
i think he has been thoroughly brainwashed by corporate news. (which is largely conservative)
I'd rack his ass and get all sicko.
have kinky sex with him b/c osama and bush are the same person
Easy, we start off the torture session "Reservoir Dogs" style. Over the next few months or so, however long OBL lasts, we remove 1 square inch of flesh daily, pour some salt on the wound, and cauterize the wound with an oxyacetylene torch. Between flesh removal sessions, we remove a finger or toe nail, to be determined by a coin flip. Once the nails are gone, we remove fingers and toes with whatever is handy, i.e. knife, circular saw, hacksaw, spoon, glass, bandsaw, angle grinder, etc... During this time, Lee Greenwood's "Proud To Be An American" will be playing in the background. As his life is leaving him, we tie him by the ankles to an Army Humvee and drag him at slow speed from coast to coast.yerded wrote:
" My name is Osama Bin Laden and I'm willing to negotiate."
It's a dark night. You and a bro see somebody walking down the street. You pull over and it's Osama.
What do you do?