Hey babe come over here n' sit on my lap, and we can chat about the first thing that pops up.
Last edited by raz (2006-04-12 17:16:20)
wtf, lol. why woudl she want the same pair of shoes twice? :SRaphael wrote:
always works
i like ur shoes where did u get them
she says where and u take her
I'd like to make a milk donation, courtesy of My Balls Charity
If you were my homework; i'd be doing you on my desk right now
"I am Cougar. Breed me. omgkthx!"
I got a ton of them but the funniest one I've ever seen was with my old roomate it's a sceniro so I hope it come out right.
Roomate walks over to a random chick sitting at the bar and dumps he's drink in her lap.
Girl "what the fuck"
Rommate "I figured that was the only way I could get you wet"
they went out for 3 months after, but how the hell did that work.
Roomate walks over to a random chick sitting at the bar and dumps he's drink in her lap.
Girl "what the fuck"
Rommate "I figured that was the only way I could get you wet"
they went out for 3 months after, but how the hell did that work.
Excuse me ma'm? Do you know where your G spot is? If not, I can find it with my tounge. *at this point stick out tounge and wiggle it like your doing the devil sign*
That will never work, lol.Beer_Ranger wrote:
Excuse me ma'm? Do you know where your G spot is? If not, I can find it with my tounge. *at this point stick out tounge and wiggle it like your doing the devil sign*
I would go to the bar and find the chick I wanted then walk up and flop my cock in her lap. It worked a few times, but most of the time I got a free drink in the face or a close up inspection of the underside of her hand.
That's BRILLIANT!cpt.fass1 wrote:
I got a ton of them but the funniest one I've ever seen was with my old roomate it's a sceniro so I hope it come out right.
Roomate walks over to a random chick sitting at the bar and dumps he's drink in her lap.
Girl "what the fuck"
Rommate "I figured that was the only way I could get you wet"
they went out for 3 months after, but how the hell did that work.
"you know you want me to go home with you."
Calculus pick up:
I wish I was your derivative becuase I'd be touching all your curves.
I wish I was your derivative becuase I'd be touching all your curves.
Lol i made this one up. Its crap but:
"Hey you ever done pythagoras theorem?"
"Yeah..."
"Well me and Mr. Hypoteneuse have something in common "
Hypoteneuse = Longest side = Big dick. Now Flame Me.
"Hey you ever done pythagoras theorem?"
"Yeah..."
"Well me and Mr. Hypoteneuse have something in common "
Hypoteneuse = Longest side = Big dick. Now Flame Me.
One day I came up with this when I was drunk at 12 in the after
Me "hey ladies, your not the least attractive, but I'm really drunk wanna fuck?"
I've never seen two girls run so fast, and I always wonder why girls don't stay with me that long.
Me "hey ladies, your not the least attractive, but I'm really drunk wanna fuck?"
I've never seen two girls run so fast, and I always wonder why girls don't stay with me that long.
Ask a girl,"Do you have a ticket?"
Girl replies,"For what?"
You respond while flexing an arm,"For the gun show, baby"
Trust me they will laugh and your foot is in the door or maybe in your mouth, but atleast they will laugh.
Girl replies,"For what?"
You respond while flexing an arm,"For the gun show, baby"
Trust me they will laugh and your foot is in the door or maybe in your mouth, but atleast they will laugh.
Last edited by rawls2 (2006-06-05 16:29:23)
is that a mirror in your pants cuz i see myself in em, or my personal favorite, "i dont kno why we are in iraq looking for weapons of mass destruction cuz i got some WMDs right here (flex mucsles)"
"Is your refrigerator running?"
"No"
"Good, and since you aren't going anywhere, you can have a drink with me."
"No"
"Good, and since you aren't going anywhere, you can have a drink with me."
These are great, lol
"Why don't you surprise you parents tonight and not come home?"
I haven't read all of these, just the 1st and 5th page. My mate one day bought these 50 pick up line cards and one of them says "Meh, You'll do". I found it quite funny.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
^works everytime.
^works everytime.
Is that a bottle of windex in your pants? Cause I can see myself in em'..........
A friend of mine actualy tried to use this one on a hot bartender......only he was so fucked up, he said "Hey.......ummm, do you have any windex??????? Cause.......uuuuuuhhhhhh........I wanna get in your pants.........."
Muhahahahaha.........she told him to fuck off.
A friend of mine actualy tried to use this one on a hot bartender......only he was so fucked up, he said "Hey.......ummm, do you have any windex??????? Cause.......uuuuuuhhhhhh........I wanna get in your pants.........."
Muhahahahaha.........she told him to fuck off.
"Hey, Lets do some Maths.
Lets Add My Bed,
Subtract Our Clothes
Divide Your Legs
And Pray to God we don't Multiply....."
Lets Add My Bed,
Subtract Our Clothes
Divide Your Legs
And Pray to God we don't Multiply....."
Try this in a bar...
(female Bartender)
her: "what would you like?"
you: "A slow comfortable screw against the wall" <---(type of drink)
"then I'd like a beer"
(female Bartender)
her: "what would you like?"
you: "A slow comfortable screw against the wall" <---(type of drink)
"then I'd like a beer"
Do you like chicken?
Then Suck this Cos it's Fowl
Then Suck this Cos it's Fowl
Why is a women’s butt always cold?
To keep the fish fresh!!!
To keep the fish fresh!!!