SuperJail Warden
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I had a meeting with the blind social worker. Her dog kept jumping on me. I was standing in the corner with an excited dog. I am not afraid of dogs but I wasn't sure if I could manhandle a service dog.
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Dilbert_X
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uziq wrote:

yes i have pointed out to you several times that the 'engineering utopia' has been tried already, and it was called the soviet union.
It went great for a while, then the hipsters took over.

In other news, I asked the asian coworker with the short skirts and dirty voice how her weekend went.

"Oh I was dancing in a nightclub"
"You mean you went to an nightclub?"
"No, I was paid to dance"
And shows me a video on her phone of her and her friend dancing on stage in leather hot-pants and a skimpy top.

https://media.tenor.com/hc4xWmGAXrgAAAAM/i-can%27t-deal-with-this-shit-robert.gif

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uziq
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women enjoying themselves, you mean?

i dated a professor in korea (she was singaporean and very brit-coded though), graduated from princeton and lectured at korea's most elite university. her main hobby there? pole dancing.

i guess it's shocking if you've not interacted with women or gender dynamics since the 1970s.
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Its weird to be shown videos in a work environment though.

Also, when I ask people at the coffee machine how their weekend was I don't expect them to
A) tell me
B) show me videos of themselves in leather hot pants

There's no knowing where either could end up

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uziq
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they want you dilbert. they w a n t you.
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a woman even tried the 'talking about heinlein' approach. and still…dilbert fled.
SuperJail Warden
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She just wants him to subscribe to her OnlyFans
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Dilbert_X
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Thinking about putting in a claim for sexual harassment.

I mean, if someone asked me about my weekend and I pushed a video of me doing chin-ups on the jungle gym in the park wearing short-shorts into their face I'd be pulled into HR before I worked out how to get back to the home screen on my iphone.

Also apparently I can't use the park any more because some Karen complained.
https://7news.com.au/news/sa/shirtless- … c-22168068
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take it to the hardbody thread
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I would but it got deleted.
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SuperJail Warden
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I saw a TikTok (???) that argued that many people are 'addicted to misery.' Being negative isn't situational but instead a psychological need. My always negative assistants reminds me of this.
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Discontent is what drives progress.
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uziq
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as well as drug addiction, school shootings, and all sorts of self-destructive behaviour not conducive to progress in the least.
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Discontent with the status quo and being mired in self-pity are two different things.
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pretty much the entirety of conservative rebuttals to liberals or progressives is that they are somehow mentally ill.
Dilbert_X
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Conservatives are fine with the status quo, isn't that the definition?

Whats funny is everything Trump accuses someone else of is exactly what he has planned.
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uziq wrote:

pretty much the entirety of conservative rebuttals to liberals or progressives is that they are somehow mentally ill.
https://images.pangobooks.com/book_images/vl3FddBPUtXO0zIGM9CZ3pH1Of23/1656350034310_vl3FddBPUtXO0zIGM9CZ3pH1Of23?quality=85&width=1200&crop=1:1

there's a stereotype on social media about how women are the ones who take selfies with objects, and how men just take pictures of the object. this was one of the first image search results for the above book:

https://live.staticflickr.com/1242/969154829_9baee34c92_n.jpg
i wonder if guys like this are still alive. did they survive covid? are they enjoying $8 gas and $100+ beef? preening over dead iranian schoolgirls? "he's nice if you get to know him," somehow i doubt that.

many such examples. hat and sunglasses, driver's seat of pickup, vlogging their political hot takes.

https://d28hgpri8am2if.cloudfront.net/book_images/onix/interior_spreads/9781501179990/the-incredible-adventures-of-rush-revere-9781501179990.in01.jpg
respect his chosen name you guys.

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that sure blew up, seeing it everywhere. slotted in with stuff like "all you had to do was pay us enough to live."

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