Work is a complete clownshow.
The Exec Gen Manager got himself and 5 marketing geeks stuck in Dubai.
"Hey, the largest military build up since 9/11 is happening in the ME, now would be a great time for a business trip."
Literally watching missiles flying past their hotel.
The CEO promptly cancelled all travel.
One of my colleagues was just landing in Singapore and was told to turn around, but nothing was available so he had a night in a hotel then flew back.
As he landed the CEO changed the policy again, travel was allowed, just not to the ME.
One of my colleagues, Engineer Y, let an intern loose on some equipment with minimal training and no safety advice and walked away, guy was lucky not to be maimed. When things blow up and you're not wearing safety glasses its pure luck, although the first step is to not have things blow up.
There was no available remote off switch, the isolator is in a ceiling in a different building. I managed to flick the switch on the machine with a pole.
Writing the report on that brought me a lot of joy "The only thing in this company more dangerous than this piece of equipment is Engineer Y"
I've told the supersmart chinese junior engineers literally 10 times to fucking wear safety glasses, each time they just giggle.
Fun times, still not sure why I haven't retired.
Really looking forward to being replaced by AI.
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