uziq
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presuming you're not talking about the anne hathaway who was married to shakespeare, and has been cold in the ground for the last 400 years, i think you'll find she is an american actress and not british.

but, yes, britain specialises in two phenotypes: (a) well-educated, lissom, sultry posho knockouts and (b) congenitally ill-bred vulgarian troglodytes.

from the first category you can see people like elizabeth hurley, kate beckinsale, keira knightley, catherine zeta jones, etc.

https://static.open.online/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/vzgliad-poza-portret-makiiazh-aktrisa-kate-beckinsale-keit-1.jpg

there isn't much that could tempt me back from the 'hot asian trad-wife' pipeline, but an oxford-educated hooray henrietta with a horsey hobby could just about do it.

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SuperJail Warden
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I am stuck with my older supportive girlfriend. Stuck isn't really the right term. She is supportive and easy to get along with. She supports my political career. Friendly, visually unique at parties, and great at being my photographer.

I genuinely love and appreciate her.

I still have the itch to sleep around though I have no opportunities to pursue anyone else. I can't date at work anymore. Too much to lose there. I can't join dating apps since too many people know me. I open a dating app and see people I know. Definitely can't date in political circles doubly since my girlfriend is now oftentimes there helping.

So I am in the relationship I am in probably permanently. I definitely could get a younger, prettier girlfriend but then you have young pretty girlfriend problems and I doubt a late 20ish year old girl off of a dating app yearns for dinner parties with older people.
https://www.uh.edu/news-events/stories/2015/february/gcestess.jpg
But the young people at the dinner parties eventually age into the older generation and the whole thing is participatory.

...

A lot politicians aren't fucking their wives by the way. It isn't just a matter of them having a "professional mistress." Between events, meetings, project planning, whatever day jobs and raising the kids, you just don't have the energy to sleep around. The "professional mistress" oftentimes is an intern or hirer aide. A lot of that too. Only thing Bill Clinton did that was unusual was to do it in the White House.
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uziq
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you volunteer for a local election and suddenly you're writing as if you're a character in Veep or the West Wing.
SuperJail Warden
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I am smart enough to not post the fullness of what I have been up to while you were struggling to tame a single cat.
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uziq
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it's not my cat and i had no part in trying to tame it, nor would i want to. the struggle consists in trying to adjust my entire lifestyle around an irritating pet. that's baggage.

but amor fati, as nietzsche has it.
SuperJail Warden
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I told you already...pay for my flight and accommodation and I will take care of the cat problem for you.
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uziq
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you're welcome to come visit. you'd have fun.

btw you shouldn't describe your poor put-upon other half as "visually unique at parties". she's not an albino orangutan. i know for a fact azn sightings are not rare in that part of the world.
SuperJail Warden
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uziq wrote:

you're welcome to come visit. you'd have fun.

btw you shouldn't describe your poor put-upon other half as "visually unique at parties". she's not an albino orangutan. i know for a fact azn sightings are not rare in that part of the world.
I will visit someday and steal your cat.

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uziq
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you're a mixed-race political powerhouse. a brand. you're like john fetterman and his saucepot brazilian gata.
SuperJail Warden
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I can't stand Senator Slingblade
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RTHKI
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With a stroke you too can become conservative Mac.

From October in Colorado
https://i.ibb.co/tTTkZBck/595010453-739951239127509-4609351579307074214-n.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
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Strong jawline. Sorry Uzique. RTHKI got you beat the White Boy Cup being hosted in Ohio.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
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Work Christmas party after one week on the job

https://i.ibb.co/Q3fytnrt/IMG-20251213-204542.avif
uziq
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Strong jawline. Sorry Uzique. RTHKI got you beat the White Boy Cup being hosted in Ohio.
i only saw this post after commenting on that basketball player's jawline. must be something in the air today that we're all spontaneously talking about them.

facial hair is cheating. but, yes, RTHKI is a good-looking young boy. i never claimed nor wanted to be the stud of the bf2s stable.

Last edited by uziq (2025-12-15 13:15:25)

RTHKI
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I let it grow out this year. Duno what to think about it personally but no negative feedback except my mom.
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uziq
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big upgrade on your previous look. more personality. more styling and effort going into your appearance. kudos!
RTHKI
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what was my previous look here anyway. ah, with a hat and sunglasses in Colorado.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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RTHKI wrote:

With a stroke you too can become conservative Mac.

From October in Colorado
https://i.ibb.co/tTTkZBck/595010453-739951239127509-4609351579307074214-n.jpg
Im going to take a stab and say this is close to Estes Park?
RTHKI
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+1,757|7357|Cinncinatti
Indeed. Rocky Mountain National Park on the way to Mills Lake I think.
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SuperJail Warden
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Work Christmas party after one week on the job

https://i.ibb.co/Q3fytnrt/IMG-20251213-204542.avif
You look like Kiefer Sutherland.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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I have heard many celebrity comparisons. It's weird but I guess that means im at least TV ugly, which I'll take as a compliment.
uziq
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