SuperJail Warden
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

I am probably going to sleep with the school social worker. Do you want the story?
Alright so the school social worker is this nice 28 year old lady.

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We flirt and spend time together at union events. I can tell she likes me.
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She lives with some guy who looks like a worse version of me.
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My girlfriend and I put up a Christmas tree and I took a picture of it.
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I put the tree on Instagram and the social worker liked the picture. I then liked a picture she put up of herself. We have been trading likes on each other's pictures which returns to what I said about social media being a tool of the devil.
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I used the tree as an excuse to message her and start chit chatting. That's really bad karma on several levels. Jesus is disappointed.
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We talked a little bit and I invited her to visit my classroom during parent teacher night. She said okay and asked if I was going to have any parents over at the same time so she can stop by.

So I am getting a haircut and shave in order to look my best for parent teacher night when the social worker comes over to be social.
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SuperJail Warden
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You guys want to hear a story about a different girl I met on an app a few days ago?
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SuperJail Warden
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You are going to hear about it anyway.
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I matched with this girl on January 22nd. I did it on a whim. She is this half Italian Half Venezuelan short blonde girl.
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She is pretty. Prettier than my girlfriend. But she doesn't do conversation well. Both of our two dates were about 45 minutes each because I cut them both short because the conversation wasn't there. We made out both times though. So yay.

She doesn't seem too bright. She mentioned she is getting treated for depression, fell for a catfish crypto scam and is divorced. All red flags from the first date.
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Anyway I have my girlfriend over this weekend because we are going to see Aladdin on Broadway. We both plan out two big dates on V Day. Each of us are responsible for picking the thing. So later today I am going to see a Broadway musical.
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The blond girl asked me to hangout today but I can't get out of it. I probably could have slept with her today or yesterday but I can't get out of this weekend. I must see Aladdin.
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This girl is moving fast for a relationship. She told her mom about me. (???) Her mom added me to Facebook (!!!) And just now she asked to be my girlfriend. This happened over the course of 10 days.
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So this girl is clearly desperate for a relationship. I could probably sleep with her this Tuesday. But I don't want the emotional baggage of leading this girl on.

RTHKI wrote:

Why don't you just make her your new girlfriend then?
This girl wants to eventually have children while my girlfriend doesn't.
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And I don't want children at all. I want to get high, stack money and sleep with coworkers. And this girl isn't even that fun to talk to. She doesn't do conversation well.

Anyway I have two different threads going.

I need to figure out how to host Deep Seek on my home PC so I can talk to it about this stuff.
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uziq
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so it's been several years and you're still preying on emotionally vulnerable and dysfunctional women? and presenting it on an internet forum or a subreddit, with varying degrees of anonymity, as 'conquests'?

not quite the win you think it is, man. actually you're manifesting huge loser energy.

i mean, i totally get the appeal of serially and noncommittally dating and living the life of a bachelor. i will even frankly say that i can see how being desired by and pursued by numbers of women is a boost to the ego. but for me those sonic ring high scores come from dating highly ambitious, intelligent, interesting women ... not picking up dejected and bedraggled women who are clearly in some form of freefall on tinder. it seems you have an identifiable 'pattern', a modus operandi if you will, which is predatory and abusive at worst, or just kind of lame at best.

furtively picking up 4's on tinder while relying on and probably misleading your emotional-support girlfriend is not exactly giving the mack daddy energy you're trying to project. and that shit isn't really harmless when you're in your 30s. isn't your girlfriend older than you? she probably has like a very finite number of years left on her biological clock to move from the 'dating in the city' phase to 'settled down'. and you're wasting them. that's kind of evil if you're not at this stage being fully transparent with your wants and weird little power trips.

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unnamednewbie13
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how is it difficult telling a potential girlfriend who wants kids that you don't want kids. easy out, no? breaking up after what, like two dates? might not go completely smoothly, but it's not as if you're welded together at that point. a footnote in mac's cuckipedia of dodging soldiers, at most.

juggling multiple secret relationships doesn't sound like an enviable position.
uziq
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they may have already had that conversation. i mean, i don't want to assume he's actually misleading her about starting a family. but lying to your girlfriend on valetines weekend because you're chasing the cheapest sort of thrill of hooking up with a basket-case is just all sorts of sad. serialising it in some lightly comic fictional account does not make him look like a playboy. it makes him look like a skeevy loser who cruises for easy lays and probably skips town before the repercussions of each victim catch up with him.

'girl problems', lol, this entire complex is very much a 'you' problem. let's just hope it doesn't take you so long to eventually reach your therapeutic little 'breakthrough' that your poor gf is by that time condemned to being a lonely spinster for the rest of her life.

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unnamednewbie13
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from all of these stories, i could easily see mac as the quirky antagonist in an ex-gf team-up revenge flick. the first half hour could be the cucked soldier whipping them into shape ala full metal jacket. the trumper TA is actually their intelligence agent.
SuperJail Warden
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I would rate her more a 6.

There is nothing mack daddy about this. But it also isn't Manosphere Andrew Tate stuff. I am not mistreating any of them. I am not forcing people into sexual encounters.

My girlfriend doesn't want kids anyway. I am living out Seinfeld like I always wanted. Ever since I was a child I wanted to be Jerry.

Uzique you are Elaine.
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uziq
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an extremely attractive billionaire heir(ess)? i'll take it.

it seems to me you're in a very cynical mode, whereby you're constantly calculating how much you can get away with, how much advantage can you take, how plausible can you make your deniability, etc., before serious consequences draw you up straight and wrap your knuckles. in mentality, you're not unlike an unruly student of yours -- except, in this case, there aren't any teachers or capital-A Authority figures, nor necessarily even self-control to stand in place (the superego itself atrophies when you're a cynic). nobody is going to intercede and tell you that you can't, in fact, continue treating people in this way. but you're on the inevitable downward slope towards sociopathy.

you have app brain. the apps have game-ified your dopamine receptors. there is no short-term pleasure of which you will not avail yourself. a girl who has already mentioned you to her parents? do you need to follow that to its sordid little conclusion?

now, there are ways to be promiscuous and to enjoy yourself that are, dare i say it - despite the cringe connotations of the term online - gentlemanly. ways in which everyone comes away feeling more or less enriched and happy (in dating there are no perfect democracies). you however conduct your personal life like a rat. i urge you to course correct. people like you who acquire the habit of reaping as much as they can get away with (normally relying on the kindness and tolerance of some poor long-suffering girlfriend at home) end up very lonely. don't become the sort of bachelor that not even your close friends would recommend to a singleton mutual acquaintance (such introductions are worth their weight in gold compared to dating app sorties).

jerry seinfeld groomed a high-school student, by the way. very not mack daddy.

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KEN-JENNINGS
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I saw the Aladdin stage show. It was much better than I expected!
SuperJail Warden
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Thanks Kramer-Jennings. I am really looking forward to the show.

Listen Elaine. You Jew. I feel like I need to makeup for a life time of being a spectator to life. And I only have a short amount of time to really enjoy all of this. And all of this is something a lot of people never get to enjoy. And it isn't even that much to really be proud of. But I just can't go through life coming home everyday to playing video games, collecting nerd memorabilia, and getting invested in Disney+ shows like Newbie/George. I refuse to go back to that kind of lifestyle and there isn't any alternative out there to this.

https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/7fa/125/a2c5cb64d9c8fee452012d9f3438fde082-23-jerry-seinfled.rsquare.w400.jpg
(Jerry voice)
"What’s the deal with existentialism? You’re already existing—but now you gotta find meaning in it? Isn’t just being here enough? I didn’t sign up for this! Nobody handed me a clipboard at birth—‘Check this box if you’d like to spend your life searching for purpose.’ No, no, no! I wake up, I breathe, I eat a sandwich—that’s my meaning! But apparently, that’s not enough. Now I gotta contemplate it? It’s too much pressure! Just let me exist in peace!"
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uziq
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nobody is saying there's anything wrong with being a hedonist or trying to maximise pleasure (take it from me).

it's the fact you're sneaking out on your girlfriend and constantly in track-hiding mode. that implies guilt, or at least responsibility for another person.

you know yourself that you'd be lonely and unsatisfied hitting those unstable 4's on tinder all life long, so you keep an emotional-support girlfriend around and then write purplish tall-tales about your amorous adventures on the internet on the side. it's a sad spectacle, i'm afraid!
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side note, i can't think of a single reason why i should regret not having disney+, or why i should get myself locked into buyer's guilt and have to buckle down and binge a bunch of marvel jedi shovelware.

i can't even remember the names of the shows on there that were supposed to be alright. i know that the season 1s were like 70 bucks on bluray. paaaass.

if i wanted to get invested in nerd shows, i'd go back to star trek to stick it to all the whining nerds who remain scattered throughout my circles. "star trek is woke now!" ad nauseam reply: when was it not. re:x-men, etc.—punisher doesn't like cops either, i'm afraid—and all the other childhood trivia baggage living rent-free in my head along with the conditioned dread of dickens purgatory (please find different material, high school lit).

i thought mac was the one keeping up with the avengers.
SuperJail Warden
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I guess I have two girlfriends now. I am so incredibly stressed from the situation. I don't know how I am going to get rid of this girl.
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uziq
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your crippling insecurities have laden you with two women you neither really respect nor are passionate about. sad!

'men will ilterally do .... instead of go to therapy', etc. etc.
SuperJail Warden
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I blame structural inequality in the dating market.

It frankly isn't right that one man can have two girlfriends while many men must suffer with only streamers and Elon Musk for company.
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uziq
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don't flatter yourself. having a harem stocked with mids is not an achievement.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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Move to bumfuck Indiana and they're better than mid
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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uziq wrote:

don't flatter yourself. having a harem stocked with mids is not an achievement.
You need to invest in mids. You missed the boat on Bitcoin. If you get in now with the mids you can cash in when their the government legalizes them.

RTHKI, I have seen your pictures. Good looking guy. You need to move to NYC and be one of those Midwest transplants that live in Brooklyn. You could have a kid with a nice Jewish girl and get a middle management job through her dad.

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uziq
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agree rthki, you need to move to the big city and enjoy the lights. parlay your socio-sexual capital into bigger and better things. staying in flyover country is accepting a lesser fate. you could be installed above a dentist's office in new jersey with an asperger's seraglio.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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f.r.i.e.n.d.s with mac
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RTHKI
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Actually I'm moving downtown in a month or so. Leaving the distant burbs.

I thought about going to Chicago or Atlanta or NYC but decided not to, yet anyway. We'll see in a year.
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I actually just thought of how I can get out of this relationship: dying. I am going to die. Not really die but I will create a burner account on Facebook and post a sympathy message announcing my death. I will make sure only the girl and her mom will see it.
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unnamednewbie13
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RTHKI wrote:

Actually I'm moving downtown in a month or so. Leaving the distant burbs.

I thought about going to Chicago or Atlanta or NYC but decided not to, yet anyway. We'll see in a year.
don't move to chicago unless you really, really like cold weather and don't mind humoring street salesmen of dubious rolexes.

e: re: above, pic looks more like a shoulder devil about to impart some pernicious tokens of wisdom.

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uziq
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RTHKI wrote:

Actually I'm moving downtown in a month or so. Leaving the distant burbs.

I thought about going to Chicago or Atlanta or NYC but decided not to, yet anyway. We'll see in a year.
good idea. chicago looks great actually.

all the pretty girls go to the big city. it's a very 19th century trajectory. no matter what kind of partner they're seeking, whether scaling the ladder of looks or status or wealth or all three, it all means going to the big city.

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