SuperJail Warden
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It is a trip that the CEO died without a clue he would be world famous. Like he never could have expected the world to know he got a DWI while he was in the back of the police car.

His last moments on Earth was shocked confusion. Didn't have time to process the situation before he got walked down. He spent the previous night taking tracking his weight and going over power point slides.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
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he had already experienced numerous death threats, i'm sure he wouldn't have been that confused if the shooter had sat him down and explained it to him. but i imagine the shock and flight-or-flight response in any shooting blocks out that level of cognition.
Dilbert_X
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Watching the NYC press conference two things jumped out:

The average new yorker wouldn't have had this level of law enforcement effort and interest.

They're really rattled about the amount of support 'The Adjuster' is getting.
People are going to earn PhDs studying these memes.

https://i.imgur.com/7qYSj6f.jpeg
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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They posted the mugshot of the CEO.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ28UBivkimddtm19aBs_yYZN5QvUkNADAhbg&s
They pulled a Trayvon Martin on the guy. Great stuff. Feel good story of the winter.
https://abagond.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/original.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
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DUI is pretty funny, but wasn't it covered from the outset that he was under investigation by the DoJ for white-collar crime, anyway? he was never exactly presented as an angel.
Dilbert_X
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https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/1d7ccf9a82d094f5f62ce704969b965618420d7a/1_74_3609_2166/master/3609.jpg?width=465&dpr=1&s=none&crop=none
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KEN-JENNINGS
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Paul Hogan is the reason I bought a Subaru

The croc can eat shit and die though
uziq
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my whole life i've confused paul hogan with clint eastwood.
Dilbert_X
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Guys it was the crocodile who died

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

The croc can eat shit and die though
Thats pretty harsh Ken
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Dilbert_X
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uziq wrote:

my whole life i've confused paul hogan with clint eastwood.
How? Paul Hogan was a passable actor.
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uziq
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crocodile dundee wasn’t exactly a hit for millennials, dilbert. but admittedly this is just one of those weird idiosyncratic elisions where you amalgamate a few faces into one.

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