happy holidays (season's greetings to you, mac).
Happy New Year all
Happy New Year
Fuck Israel
Shit, I forgot to condemn Hamas - for doing to the Israelis exactly what they did to the Palestinians.
Oh well.
Oh well.
Fuck Israel
I totally forgot Hamas was even a thing. Maybe Israel supporters should put up some hostage posters to remind us again.
Fucking weirdos camping by their posters to record people taking them down.
Fucking weirdos camping by their posters to record people taking them down.
Well at least 'anti-semitism' is no longer a thing.
No one cares now.
No one cares now.
Fuck Israel
One person on reddit mentioned that the new anti-Israel protest in the U.S. have been way more blatantly antisemitic. Like the new generation of protesters will openly question Jewish rights to the land or how the country is fundamentally organized. Etc. "Why is a existence of a Jewish state something I should care about? World War 2?"
For me I felt like Israel supporters were bullying people into silence and mandatory supporting of Israel. I did not like how Jewish business owners started using their economic power to get people, mostly black and brown people, fired and blacklisted. I have a strong feeling I would get targeted by something like that before I could explain I am a Catholic and don't want to be involved in their mini-race war.
Would it be antisemitic to point out that wealthy Jewish business owners using their economic power to silence opposition to Israel promotes antisemitic conspiracy theories
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My Uber receipt for New Year's. 1:30 AM Brooklyn to Bayonne. 25 miles. 45 minutes.
For me I felt like Israel supporters were bullying people into silence and mandatory supporting of Israel. I did not like how Jewish business owners started using their economic power to get people, mostly black and brown people, fired and blacklisted. I have a strong feeling I would get targeted by something like that before I could explain I am a Catholic and don't want to be involved in their mini-race war.
Would it be antisemitic to point out that wealthy Jewish business owners using their economic power to silence opposition to Israel promotes antisemitic conspiracy theories
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My Uber receipt for New Year's. 1:30 AM Brooklyn to Bayonne. 25 miles. 45 minutes.
This was also the first time I had Uber drivers refuse to pick me up. 3 Uber drivers cancelled on my way to Brooklyn.Trip fare $98.59
Subtotal $98.59
Verrazano Bridge (Toll + Driver’s Return Toll) $13.88
Bayonne Bridge Eastbound $20.00
Out of Town Surcharge $2.50
NY State Black Car Fund $3.71
That isn't actually anti-semitism though is it?SuperJail Warden wrote:
One person on reddit mentioned that the new anti-Israel protest in the U.S. have been way more blatantly antisemitic. Like the new generation of protesters will openly question Jewish rights to the land or how the country is fundamentally organized. Etc. "Why is a existence of a Jewish state something I should care about? World War 2?"
Careful there chap, suggesting the global jewish diaspora cancel people for criticising Israel is anti-semitism - the global jewish diaspora will cancel you for much less than that.For me I felt like Israel supporters were bullying people into silence and mandatory supporting of Israel. I did not like how Jewish business owners started using their economic power to get people, mostly black and brown people, fired and blacklisted.
Everything is anti-semitism now - thats why its now meaningless.Would it be antisemitic to point out that wealthy Jewish business owners using their economic power to silence opposition to Israel promotes antisemitic conspiracy theories
A cloud floats across the sky - thats anti-semitism
This is exactly the sort of thing which happens if you forget to condemn Hamas.My Uber receipt for New Year's. 1:30 AM Brooklyn to Bayonne. 25 miles. 45 minutes.This was also the first time I had Uber drivers refuse to pick me up. 3 Uber drivers cancelled on my way to Brooklyn.Trip fare $98.59
Subtotal $98.59
Verrazano Bridge (Toll + Driver’s Return Toll) $13.88
Bayonne Bridge Eastbound $20.00
Out of Town Surcharge $2.50
NY State Black Car Fund $3.71
Is there a way to condemn Hamas when you book an uber?
I'm expecting a 'condemn Hamas' button or something.
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Fuck Israel
So I have been wearing women's pajamas for the past 2 weeks.
I needed new pajamas shirts. Whenever my girlfriend comes over she steals my snuggie.
And the shirts I have weren't doing it. So we went to Costco to get me a shirt.
They didn't have any men's pajamas. So I took a large fleece shirt from the women's stack.
The shirt works. Only a little small. Good to know I am a women's XL.
I needed new pajamas shirts. Whenever my girlfriend comes over she steals my snuggie.
And the shirts I have weren't doing it. So we went to Costco to get me a shirt.
They didn't have any men's pajamas. So I took a large fleece shirt from the women's stack.
The shirt works. Only a little small. Good to know I am a women's XL.
Something about the BlackBerry phones are still so alluring.
:'( take me back, I had this exact handsetSuperJail Warden wrote:
Something about the BlackBerry phones are still so alluring.
well, that's a rather strange timing on this find...
also, this
also, this
Being a food critic or reviewer is not something to be proud of. Like that guy who reviews Pizza.
Is that really your talent? Being able to eat food.
Eating should never be a thing you would want recorded or have people see you do. Definitely shouldn't be a career.
Eating is gross and sloppy like sex. No one looks good huffing down food. No one should make a job of eating things. Eating should be like praying and pooping. Something you do privately and/or embarrassingly.
Is that really your talent? Being able to eat food.
Eating should never be a thing you would want recorded or have people see you do. Definitely shouldn't be a career.
Eating is gross and sloppy like sex. No one looks good huffing down food. No one should make a job of eating things. Eating should be like praying and pooping. Something you do privately and/or embarrassingly.
That guy is a shit stain who does more than review pizza. Ever heard of barstool sports? It's a social experiment to see what would happen if 7 frat guys started a sports blogging site for chuds
Chuds are a significant demographic, don't underestimate them.
Fuck Israel
Saw Ric Flair at the airport bar in Tulsa. Went up to him to try to get a pic.
Me: Ric, I'm a huge fan. Sorry to bother you-
Ric Flair: then don't
Me: fair enough
Me: Ric, I'm a huge fan. Sorry to bother you-
Ric Flair: then don't
Me: fair enough
I saw Ric Flair at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
The Hulk would have never treated you this way.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Saw Ric Flair at the airport bar in Tulsa. Went up to him to try to get a pic.
Me: Ric, I'm a huge fan. Sorry to bother you-
Ric Flair: then don't
Me: fair enough
My story was 100% real!DesertFox- wrote:
I saw Ric Flair at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Guys, the bar has been set here.
Fuck Israel
We need to stop pandering to people with food allergies.
I am at a conference. The conference mentioned that there will lunch served with a veggie option, a glutton free option, and everything will be nut and dairy free.
This is all too much. What is left after you ban meat, bread, nuts and dairy? Not much.
I am at a conference. The conference mentioned that there will lunch served with a veggie option, a glutton free option, and everything will be nut and dairy free.
This is all too much. What is left after you ban meat, bread, nuts and dairy? Not much.
These are options, they don't affect you.
Fuck Israel
Anybody doing anything for the eclipse?
I'm flying to New Hampshire cause that's where the pops live and we'll drive up to the far north part where there's totality
I'm flying to New Hampshire cause that's where the pops live and we'll drive up to the far north part where there's totality
This place is just about done, huh?
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.